TheSonOfMark:

What? Bro we should rather satisfy them If don't want one silly girl telling her friends how we are "man enough", do we?
I hope you realize girls discuss everything with their friends, EVERYTHING.

KingTom:
We dey wait

mehn I dun miss fight o,
And my b3 dun low again.

Fuçk fuçk fuuuuuçk.!!

Nneka123:
Drama! Drama! Drama!

Everywhere, even friends fighting....oh well.

come on stage,
Its u & I, make we scatter here ds morning.

dharay99:

come on stage,
Its u & I, make we scatter here ds morning.

kradleber:



On the first take? wow! I can imagine how hard the person must be trying to repress the feeling of wanting to explode.
That's as difficult as a hungry chef frying plantain-chips for one hour yet resisting the urge of munching even a single piece till the cooking is completed.
I read an article long time ago that said fixating your mind on a different thing/scenario entirely would distract you and make one last longer ( on the first take)
I'm not in support of that article because I'm meant to be fully involved and plugged into the heavenly moment at that period, yet I'm to deprive myself of that enjoyability and connection just because I want to keep my thrusting action going for 24 hours like Jack Bauer
10 well enjoyed minutes is worth three times more than 1 hour of sweating profusely, unnecessary back aches and little to zero enjoyment...

I'd rather last 10 mins first round then begin a ruthless marathon copulation after that.

kradleber:

ChiamAKA Chukwudi ... daughter of Okoye and Grace Chukwudi ..

Nneka123:
Go find someone quite your size

u ain't too small 4mi,
Come on, u dey fear...

chibwike:
Lol....who make u vex like this?....i was in computer village last week

missclasssy:
Thesonofmark. It's now obvious that you are a deranged fool. You are obviously mentally _retarded. For real, no kidding.
You think you can just go about this section talking ill about anybody you feel like.
What the hell is your fvcking problem?

Chiam55/dimples192(which she deactivated) is not an impersonator or any rubbish that you are calling her out to be.

She is Somalian and was born in Somalia but moved to the UK when she was young.
She has never stated that she is Ethopian, neither has she ever said that she is Nigerian.
The only time she said anything about her nationality is when she officially stated on wristwatch's interview thread that was Somalian.
She found Nairaland through google. She is not chiamaka or whatever.

Haven't you heard her voice note? Didn't you hear her accent you _idiot.
Why are you this foolish? Why are you so obsessed with frustrating ladies on this forum.
Are you sick?

Chiam55 is not even a Nigerian, but she chats with Nigerians like she is one of them.
Is this how you treat foreigners? Can't you use your depleted senses for once.

kradleber:


Oh my gosh, I swear on Jupiter's c0ck that you are such a Simpl€ton.
He was obviously joking and you phony gang of stuffed Barbie voodoo dolls still couldn't figure that out..

What's funnier was when chiam had to state that youknowwho sent her a pack of whatever.
Such a childish act that screams prepubescence.
I wonder how a fully grown woman can be so weak and get easily played and manipulated by every scum, prick and Fanny.
She needs to book a session in Lala therapy thread.

anyway,this for you wickity wack jack-ass-shallow-mushroom.

I got to announce it officially that you are a consummate disgrace to all the possessors of the male reproductive organ.
You are so effeminately designed to the point that when you gossip with girls we almost start to think that you've grown a Vag1na overnight. How can a 30+ man be ovulating so shamelessly on a public forum?

Same way you couldn't deduce my identity earlier and you stated barking aimlessly like a writhing Sergeant Slaughter, and instead of apologising humbly when you realised you were wrong, you were spewing utter tomfoolery. Has your not so efficient I.Q unfortunately run out of digits?


No one as retard£d to this extent can secure a white collar job in England.. please tell us what you really do and where you work? Behinamas? McDonald's? as a school bus driver?
I've never seen a greater amount of retardness embodied in a single human vessel.

While I'm at work like a real man, you can keep gossiping about nail-polishing or hair-fixing with bored and sex-starved cougars 24/7.
I can bet a bottom dollar that you even wear brassieres and pusssy liquid absolvent maxi-pads I'll catch you later wrinkled impotent daughter of a shaven impala

Take note, I called you "Daughter"

iAmCharis:
[s] Shut your dirty mouth there you cretin. See thjs 19 years old small boy coming online to type rubbish. And to think that I didn't even make an ugly comment about you. You must have been so scared when you saw your name. Courage to mention you properly?? Humour me!! Seems you're suffering from amnesia. Go check your mentions and see how many times I've mentioned you if you can count. You're a very big fool. Lest I forget, I know the last thing you'll rant about is sending a brown envelope to some eye boys. Just say that and I'll come beat your silly asss up right there inside your school and wait for someone to come rescue you. Maybe I wouldn't cos you're not of age yet. I wouldn't anybody accusing me of beating a
teenager to stupor. Remind me when you're 20. _Idiot!! [/s]

Nneka123:
What message?

Unibenstudent:
anyway I understand u love trouble but u know there is time for everything,there is time to make peace,and time to make war

Ipledge:
so e dey take you century before u ejaculate...continue

Nneka123:
Just go straight to the point please?

kradleber:


Who is 19?
You need to dutifully get rid of the tape worms that have succeeded in inhabiting your Oblongata before you become a total nut case.. 19 indeed ;d

Eye boys ? Lol ..you are the perfect fusion of Insipidity and ludicrousness. Even Trushpusher detected that that was just an empty threat.

stay mute and stop trying to be relevant. .I can't find you in my mentions cos I don't even know you exist, yet you seem to know all my chat history and keep track of all my actions...
Are you a Stan?
who are you ? Summarise yourself with 20 words
.I swear I never knew i had a ardent and silent supporter You must feel so pained that I didn't notice you.

If i placed you under the world's strongest electronic microscope, I still wouldn't be able to magnify the smallest droplet of sense in your post..

Expect no more replies from me
. Learn how to write coherently first before ever quoting me.

Big lipped Rhinoceros

iAmCharis:
You've forgotten so soon your duel with dandrown moniker or something like that where you confirmed it yourself that you're 19?? Or you want me to dig up the comments?? As regards the eye boys rant, Truckpusher wasn't the first guy you made that threat to. You see how silly you are?? Why will you reply me when you're scared of more humiliation? Foolish he-goat.

missclasssy:
Dygeasy, can I talk to you for a second?

kradleber:


Whatever details i give about my personal life is not entirely accurate. How can I put my age on a public forum. If o tell anyone I'm 50, you can die of its a kryptonite to you.
. I don't owe idiosyncratic oafs like you any info about me..

Danbrownmf and I had a duel?

Did you smoke your Father's Public hairs last night?

iAmCharis:
You're not even worth it. Go take your bath and go to school. You're late for lectures.
Silly teenager.

kradleber:



why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ...

kradleber:



why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ...

funlord:

Truckpusher:
Boy! I didn't say that .
Read my posts again - we were only exploring the possibilities that may likely delay a potential unavoidable volcanic eruption.

You're still young and your libido should be firefire but I can assure you that by the time you hit 25 probably out of school and working and trying to adapt to the work environment with too many puccies on your neck and sometimes stressed up ,it will naturally drop unless sometimes you'll notice that your libido just bounced back like that of 15 old boy who's still a virgin.

This is why you need to shine enough congo at an early age but don't get anyone pregnant if you're still under your parent's care and custody
Na double wahala for dead body be that.

Now, go out there and jump into puccies with reckless abandon before life's problem starts springing up.

Truckpusher:
Hehe, I'm still waiting for you to return the punch Krad and Mark left on your table .

C'mon ! Show them you're an Amazon.

Nobody messes with you and this I know

*Rings the bell on her ears*

kradleber:



Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had the first €jaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins but not before that.
Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came

missclasssy:


I have already replied krad.
The son of mark is more like an Ed gein. His case is sorry. There is no need trying to push a car without batteries to start.