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Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 9:14pm On May 19, 2015 |
Ahem. So, we men love women. ![]() ![]() ![]() The below is a list I compiled when I was bored. About some of the most annoying things women can say to men. Enjoy. 1. You're not my type. Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why ![]() ![]() Just stop as you are reading this. I'm a virgin . . . but . . . _dildos . . . Okay, not funny abeg. We really don't care about that. I mean, I can't even explain how dumb of an excuse that is. How are we to know that that "Love Machine" was not actually an erect joystick? Are you trying to trap us with dogma? We should just trust you abi? Stop dreaming. If you are not a virgin, then you aren't . . . . it's much better to just admit that the kitty cat has been . . ![]() Just stop as you are reading this. your mother . . . .(insults) What ever you do in your life, insulting a man's mother will be one of the worst choices you can ever make. We respect our mothers and love them a lot. This does not make us immature or stupid as some would opine. It is simply a case of not being an ungrateful bastard. Even if a guy has his mother under gun point and it seems like he is going to shoot her, don't insult her. Or he might shoot you instead. Why? Because she totally took care of us before we were tall, dark, handsome, rich, pinklipped, smart . . . and before you came into the picture. Just stop as you are reading this. your mates are out there . . . Ahhh . . . . the above is a very bad way to begin a sentence. Especially when talking to a guy. You simply do not compare a man to other men. That's really annoying. In other words, he is a slowpoke, he is not up to the societal standards, right? No MAN will ever take that poo from you. There are other ways to make a man to do whatever you want. Insulting his self worth by comparing him to his mates is very dangerously annoying. By the way, what about you? Your mates are out there dating iyanya and you are here straffing his broke ass. Gbam! ![]() Just stop as you are reading this you are like a brother to me . . . A.K.A, the declaration of Friendzone. Well, it's not a good statement. Especially if he really has behaved like a brother to you. I mean, isn't it obvious? Who does that if not for the . . . prize? ![]() Actually, this is more of a dilemma. It's obvious you can't fall in love with all of your male friends. So, if one of them asked, it's kind of natural to tell them the above, hoping that will make them happy. . . . well, IT DOESN'T! it is a lot better to just say the truth. That you have no feelings for them. But Wetin? Like a broth . . . are you kidding me? Just stop as you are reading this How do I look? First off, we are not fashion designers. Second, you have your own eyes, and a mirror. Third, no matter what we say, you are going to wear whatever you like. The third is why it is really annoying. I mean for crying out loud, jusy ten minutes before the outing, she asks if this blue dress looks good on her, you nod enthusiastically, only for her to go in and bring ANOTHER! While asking the same question! Wtf?!! Just stop as you are reading this nothing You look worried or angry and sad. Out of the love he has for you, he asks what the matter is. You say nothing. Yes, saying nothing is very annoying to guys. First, we know that is a blatant lie. Second, we know that if we pretend to believe you, you will get annoyed. Third, we know that if we let you know that you just told a blatant lie, you will get annoyed. Fourth, we know that if we try to guess, you will get annoyed. Now, tell me, who would not get angry with this knowledge? There, I'm out of ideas, let me drop my pen and open the floor to additions, spacebookings, bashings, derailings, etc . . . . 119 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by jamex93(m): 9:15pm On May 19, 2015 |
no mind dem jor 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by agarawu23(m): 9:15pm On May 19, 2015 |
when you ask a lady what's the problem and she said "nothing" please don't persuade her to say it… ![]() 151 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Cutehector(m): 9:16pm On May 19, 2015 |
Especially "whateva" 65 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by lilmax(m): 9:17pm On May 19, 2015 |
You are like a brother to me ![]() 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 19, 2015 |
Cutehector:abi na . . . that one is also very annoying. 10 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Damikevin(m): 9:22pm On May 19, 2015 |
The 'I don't know' response after you specifically said you were asking her a yes or no question. 16 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by shugacaneman: 9:22pm On May 19, 2015 |
Get money and they will be after u.....trust me u wont get to hear any of these 51 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Khd95(m): 9:49pm On May 19, 2015 |
'Durrrh'. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Flashh: 10:04pm On May 19, 2015 |
What happened?... "NEVER MIND". Then why is she telling at the first place? 32 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Welrez(m): 10:11pm On May 19, 2015 |
A woman's nothing reply is the most ironical word in existence! 8 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by IamLEGEND1: 10:19pm On May 19, 2015 |
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEE ME DOOOOOOOOOOORHHHH 9 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Penssuwa(m): 8:47am On May 20, 2015 |
Op, you cant stop them from saying "nothing", you just have to adapt. My babe says it always and gets angry if I don't insist on knowing the "something" behind her "nothing". 47 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by SuperSuave(m): 8:59am On May 20, 2015 |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by SuperSuave(m): 9:03am On May 20, 2015 |
Penssuwa: ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by JUNIT1(m): 9:04am On May 20, 2015 |
Nothing a woman says is ever annoying, as a man, you should find the positive and intellectual aspects of their comments ![]() ![]() 21 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Penssuwa(m): 9:27am On May 20, 2015 |
SuperSuave:My dear, I once said that but you don't make rules b4 entering a relationship cos every relationship determines it's own concessions and compromises. This is one of mine. No lady is up to 70% perfect, so never say never. 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 11:59am On May 20, 2015 |
Teempakguy:ur mates are out there. Another one is my ex was very handsome whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 12:01pm On May 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme:hahahaha lwkmd! We just have to learn to tolerate them ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by teiluj(f): 12:05pm On May 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme:I don't know what to say to you 13 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 12:59pm On May 20, 2015 |
teempakguy:EXACTLY.... especially those young teenagers from 16 - 22 years. The matured ones always act responsible enough. 11 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 1:01pm On May 20, 2015 |
teiluj:ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by lurlah2014(f): 2:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
Teempakguy:GUYS too get their own for body like saying, thats my car,am travelling out very soon, whats so special about your body, why cant you date me BLABLABLA SHEEP. MUST YOU SAY ALL THOSE STUFFS B4 SHE AGREES? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by teiluj(f): 2:48pm On May 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme:i won't be upset jx because am sure you have a sister and a mother 51 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 11:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
Na so. When guys easily call ladies "Ashewo". 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by youngvizzy1(m): 11:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
You're the only man in my life 3 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Nobody: 11:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
Lol My Exes love it when I ask "how do I look"? If u are dating a local man,don't ask him this. "Your mates are" ...i say this when I wanna be condescending. When I don't like a guy,I'll say this. Btw,annoying things guys say...ama work on a come back. 4 Likes |
Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by lwsfd: 11:06pm On May 20, 2015 |
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