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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:54pm On May 20, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


hehehe
I am here booboo wink

Floyd/Pac's fight, ain't got nothing on this fight!
You needed to see Nairaland's car park , you would understand the kinda dignitaries that watched this bout.

It's officially one of the highest grossing in NL's history...lmao
Pls find something to cover your head. The bottles flying around here capable of plucking one's brain out. grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 4:55pm On May 20, 2015
Lala247:


Chai una wicked men


Cant stop laughing

nice dp ..tho I cant see yur face ..dah yhur biq somthinq was just blockinq everythinq.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tashaamania(f): 4:58pm On May 20, 2015
lagunna1:


babe, u don vote?
yeah hun, sincee
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 4:58pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

After this latest assault, the Dp has started 2 look like this!
grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 4:59pm On May 20, 2015
Coogar...show ur level of maturity by endinq dis..The unecessary baq nd forth shiit is gettinq outta hands...some random fvcktards are floodinq here ....

Nd dey av no idea wat rap is
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:00pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

"How are WE..."? Dimwit, you are referring to your bipolar other again, aren't you? Schizophrenia sets in stages- science hasn't been able to name yours.

For a first filial progeny of a neo-Homo habilis specie, you are 'smart' - smart in an ostrich-esque way.

Jellyfishes would weep for your retro-idiocy- and jellyfishes have no brains.

While your trànny father writhed beneath your dykè of a mother, you screwed Molly the cat to ease your denegerate self.

Even donkeys participate in your incèstous ørgies. Well, I suppose it's always a FAMILY REUNION.

when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:03pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark, now you are talking!! You are getting the drift. This is how you insult. No mercy, no rhymes, hit with fury!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:03pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

The cut on the upper Lips on the D.P just changed 2 this!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:04pm On May 20, 2015
sinizia:


Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

I love this message, Sinizia. smiley
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 5:05pm On May 20, 2015
grin romance-NLander don invade my abode

Chaiiii
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:06pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:
Coogar...show ur level of maturity by endinq dis..The unecessary baq nd forth shiit is gettinq outta hands...some random fvcktards are floodinq here ....

Nd dey av no idea wat rap is

Dude chill. Enjoy these fights, it comes sparsely. After today, we'll leave here for you. You guys do spar here so don't make it look like here is a heaven with no fights. Fights go down here daily, let's enjoy this moment. tongue

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by belac: 5:06pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

Who is this "CANCER RIDDEN PIGLET?"!
look the phool saying trash,

you wanna repeat same jargon on all thread on me?

Now swerve.....

And if you start it with me, I will make sure I make the village wh0.ro you call a mother regret the day she evr open her wide smelling cu,nt for public use.

you have been behaving like a cursed goat for long, you will hear am today,
You bastards of mad woman

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:06pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy brought me here and what i'm witnessing is gory.

In Life,,never fight outside your comfort zone. If the romance section is your zone don't leave there and try to claim "Lord" in another zone.

I'll keep watching this battle quietly and hope my brother TSM escapes this battle with at least his limbs intact.

Such brutality. cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 5:07pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

WHAAAAT??

[img]http://.net/i/1408.gif[/img]

Game over!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 5:08pm On May 20, 2015
Abeg

Verd oooooooh

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 5:09pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
missclasssy brought me here and what i'm witnessing is gory.

In Life,,never fight outside your comfort zone. If the romance section is your zone don't leave there and try to claim "Lord" in another zone.

I'll keep watching this battle quietly and hope my brother TSM escapes this battle with at least his limbs intact.

Such brutality. cry

Laughing my ribs out

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2015
grin
The Medical personnel we had on standby have just resigned due 2 the lack of necessary knowledge,tools or availability of the sort of medicine they would require to treat any of the contestants injuries! This is due 2 the severity of the injuries obtained by both parties so far! So marko and coog na end time tins get boyz oh?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:13pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

Up in the streets they call it 'MURDER'

Damn man grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:14pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:
Coogar...show ur level of maturity by endinq dis..The unecessary baq nd forth shiit is gettinq outta hands...some random fvcktards are floodinq here ....

Nd dey av no idea wat rap is

The fvcktard here is no one but your dimwitted fvcktardious self.
Did you programme this section into nairaland's database? Are you a stakeholder on this forum?
Enough of the _stupid display of territorial defense like red necked agama lizards.
Don't you comment on other sections?

You guys behave like you own this section. WTF.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 5:15pm On May 20, 2015
sinizia:


Dude chill. Enjoy these fights, it comes sparsely. After today, we'll leave here for you. You guys do spar here so don't make it look like here is a heaven with no fights. Fights go down here daily, let's enjoy this moment. tongue

lol....enjoy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 5:15pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
missclasssy brought me here and what i'm witnessing is gory.
[b]
In Life,,never fight outside your comfort zone. If the romance section is your zone don't leave there and try to claim "Lord" in another zone.


I'll keep watching this battle quietly and hope my brother TSM escapes this battle with at least his limbs intact.

Such brutality. cry
[/b]

grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:18pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
look the phool saying trash,

you wanna repeat same jargon on all thread on me?

Now swerve.....

And if you start it with me, I will make sure I make the village wh0.ro you call a mother regret the day she evr open her wide smelling cu,nt for public use.

you have been behaving like a cursed goat for long, you will hear am today,
You bastards of mad woman
It seems this one has AIDS! It causes brain farts during lucid intervals! Anyway as U can see U direct relative of smigel, I am moderating a session with humans not monsters like U, so I would suggest u quietly go back 2 sucking that horses P.E.NIS dat U were busy with a couple of minutes ago! It contains the kind of nutrients your aids ravaged nerves and exo skeleton require during these your last days as a living THING! And by the way your MAMA say make U shvt up becuz u dey distract her from the good job she is doing right now by trying 2 extract magic milk from my ball sack! Take your frustrated, vacous, infinitesimal, vapid, cretinous and horrifying looking self and lie on dat train track close 2 your house! Rush hour no far again ! Beast of no race!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:19pm On May 20, 2015
kinglahkay:

Laughing my ribs out
stephenqueen:


grin grin
The brutality is too much. cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 5:20pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


The fvcktard here is no one but your dimwitted fvcktardious self.
Did you programme this section into nairaland's database? Are you a stakeholder on this forum?
Enough of the _stupid display of territorial defense like red necked agama lizards.
Don't you comment on other sections?

You guys behave like you own this section. WTF.

Look here bytch....dont ever quote me again pls...u want attention?...den go fvck yhur poverty-stricken fool u call Dad...in public....dat shuld last yhu a lifetym..

Pls....I dey beg...dont even start wit me......nd dont quote me again...
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:22pm On May 20, 2015
johnjon:


WHAAAAT??

[img]http://.net/i/1408.gif[/img]

Game over!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2254866_obamalafff_jpegc9b48d05c12a4375035937271eea96bf

gringrin TheSonOfMark is getting the drift little by little.

He's not yet a match for Coogar for now, but he has the element and weaponry to win. He just needs to master the art of insulting. If he perfects his disses, he'll give Coog a run for his money. But for now, Coog is gonna decimate him.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2015
Mzdivacious:
I just had a rap-gasm seconded
rawwwwww grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:23pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.
Please someone should check if TSM is still breathing. cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Colospor(m): 5:24pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:
Coogar...show ur level of maturity by endinq dis..The unecessary baq nd forth shiit is gettinq outta hands...some random fvcktards are floodinq here ....

Nd dey av no idea wat rap is
You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged sissyphelean sphinx.

Is it that you're dumb because your brain is maggot infested or your dumbness is hereditary?

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull, well maybe you are on some sort of drastic narcotics.

Who is you calling some random fvcktards, with the cretinous stinktard with oceans of flatulent raindrops you call a mouth.

It is either you shut that leaping Lena of yours or I'm gonna go ballistic on you, that said- you're now free to fvck off.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:27pm On May 20, 2015
Colospor:
You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged sissyphelean sphinx.

Is it that you're dumb because your brain is maggot infested or your dumbness is hereditary?

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull, well maybe you are on some sort of drastic narcotics.

Who is you calling some random fvcktards, with the cretinous stinktard with oceans of flatulent raindrops you call a mouth.

It is either you shut that leaping Lena of yours or I'm gonna go ballistic on you, that said- you're now free to fvck off.
hmmm

Now i'll just tag this Romancelanders vs Raplanders.

Let the games continue. cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:28pm On May 20, 2015
iAmCharis:
Please someone should check if TSM is still breathing. cry
oga I don't think so o cheesycry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 5:31pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.
Darn! nigga is good...


this is utter murder... where did you hide this style abinitio
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:33pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:


Look here bytch....dont ever quote me again pls...u want attention?...den go fvck yhur poverty-stricken fool u call Dad...in public....dat shuld last yhu a lifetym..

Pls....I dey beg...dont even start wit me......nd dont quote me again...

Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping monkey?
Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
Fvcking bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

You are missing the point you moronic _idiot. I am here to watch an egocentric fool get his ass kicked, not battle a hairy animal like you that has a face that makes blind people cry.

Before I forget, get the fvck off my mention, fool.

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