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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:37pm On May 20, 2015
angry Son off mark! abi na "Son of wound" now sef ? How far? Coog still dey fire oh!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

oga I don't think so o cheesycry
grin cheesy grin cheesy
This is outright murder! Chai see finishing! grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 5:39pm On May 20, 2015
Colospor:

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull,

Who is you calling some random fvcktards,

tryna form qanqstah?. yhu be clown....fool

yu just as dumb as yhur pops....the negro made a mistake going to a bar the day he lost his 'security' job..he met ur mum there...
Yhu just a product of a one-nyt stand ...dah niqqa shulda 'wanked' yu out in the shower..

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by belac: 5:39pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

It seems this one has AIDS! It causes brain farts during lucid intervals! Anyway as U can see U direct relative of smigel, I am moderating a session with humans not monsters like U, so I would suggest u quietly go back 2 sucking that horses P.E.NIS dat U were busy with a couple of minutes ago! It contains the kind of nutrients your aids ravaged nerves and exo skeleton require during these your last days as a living THING! And by the way your MAMA say make U shvt up becuz u dey distract her from the good job she is doing right now by trying 2 extract magic milk from my ball sack! Take your frustrated, vacous, infinitesimal, vapid, cretinous and horrifying looking self and lie on dat train track close 2 your house! Rush hour no far again ! Beast of no race!
step up your game Its seem that tactics they used when bagging your village lovepeddler you call a mother, we know your were father by a thousand mad men, more reason you behave like a real lunatic on NL, you are getting more frustrated and miserable by day, only God know how many times you pummel the wh0.re you call a mother daily,

Now son, go find your father bastards son of a
million lunatic fathers

I'm allergic to nonentity like you that waste my time,
You will rant till tomorrow and can't do anything

You are still a learner kid, go back to street to learn, meanwhile, I will make sure we arrest drunk 46 men gang ra.ped your seline mother stipour cos that scenario brought your useless self to this world.

You can now see that you have been cursed from the womb, and you will remain so till you join your late father in heaven

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by belac: 5:44pm On May 20, 2015
Colospor:
You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged sissyphelean sphinx.

Is it that you're dumb because your brain is maggot infested or your dumbness is hereditary?

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull, well maybe you are on some sort of drastic narcotics.

Who is you calling some random fvcktards, with the cretinous stinktard with oceans of flatulent raindrops you call a mouth.

It is either you shut that leaping Lena of yours or I'm gonna go ballistic on you, that said- you're now free to fvck off.

*faint*
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:44pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping monkey?
Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
Fvcking bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

You are missing the point you moronic _idiot. I am here to watch an egocentric fool get his ass kicked, not battle a hairy animal like you that has a face that makes blind people cry.

Before I forget, get the fvck off my mention, fool.
shocked
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 5:46pm On May 20, 2015
See punches shocked

Still learning. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:47pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping monkey?
Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
Fvcking bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

You are missing the point you moronic _idiot. I am here to watch an egocentric fool get his ass kicked, not battle a hairy animal like you that has a face that makes blind people cry.

Before I forget, get the fvck off my mention, fool.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:49pm On May 20, 2015
The Younglings are taking over. This is the shít. gringrin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:50pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
step up your game Its seem that tactics they used when bagging your village lovepeddler you call a mother, we know your were father by a thousand mad men, more reason you behave like a real lunatic on NL, you are getting more frustrated and miserable by day, only God know how many times you pummel the wh0.re you call a mother daily,

Now son, go find your father bastards son of a
million lunatic fathers

I'm allergic to nonentity like you that waste my time,
You will rant till tomorrow and can't do anything

You are still a learner kid, go back to street to learn, meanwhile, I will make sure we arrest drunk 46 men gang ra.ped your seline mother stipour cos that scenario brought your useless self to this world.

You can now see that you have been cursed from the womb, and you will remain so till you join your late father in heaven

This ANIMAL must surely have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen! Its No wonder that even at the scene of the crime Where you were born, the police arrested your dad 4 bestiality sex crimes committed against animals, the doctor slapped your mom and sent her 2 yankari game reserve, animal control euthanized your brother, and it took a documentary made by the discovery channel 2 save your life! Your life so far can aptly be described as "vile refuse"! I would advise U 2 swerve small into that pile of garbage in front of your crib, ministry of environment staff will soon come and pick u up for disposal!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:56pm On May 20, 2015
I'm learning some bad shiit!! sad grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:57pm On May 20, 2015
*clears throat*
Lots of gladiators on here, rootless warlords, splashing of blood without mercy...
This thread is damn hot!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 5:57pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping monkey?
Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
Fvcking bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

You are missing the point you moronic _idiot. I am here to watch an egocentric fool get his ass kicked, not battle a hairy animal like you that has a face that makes blind people cry.

Before I forget, get the fvck off my mention, fool.

see dis moronic imbècilè...iffa catch da yhur pvssy...will fvck it till it gets sore...den 'saw' ur clitz out..nd make small chops out of it..

Yu just one hòrný imp...a low-life hOe nd a non-ambitious wretched public cuntt from a home where the dad is a drunk nd the mum opens her faecal-odour filled snatch to just any guy wit money ..

Its family like yhurs dat makes the country over-populated..U just a liability to Nigeria....a bomb shuld be dropped on yhur 'pen' to get y'all eradicated for gud....

Quote me again nd I'll visit yhur generation .....

BirdBrain

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dotwillis1(m): 5:58pm On May 20, 2015
....and the strafe between 'romanceIander' and 'rapIander' is straggIin aIong.... smiley

Now which side m gon be now! cheesy

Cos I rep both bai!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 6:00pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


i don't eat corpses...
you died shamefully the last time you attempted boxing with me. i am your intellectual god and no matter how much you try to copy whatever i do, you can never be me. coogar isn't just your run-of-the-mill ojuelegba fools you joust with. coogar is your god.

Keep mute Troglodyte.
God forbid that i would want to be like an unequivocally foolish sycophant and a dastardly feeble-minded derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

you are not a bit within the earshot of my lexical echelon. Drop the scissors and cut the crap.
Such a hideous megophryid frog.. you are so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

I would extirpate your entire verbiage in half a millisecond and not even those grammatical ogogoro you stole from canibus would resuscitate you when i put you in a devastating coma....then put a dot above the coma like a semi colon !

see... I'm even word playing.. This is what they call verbal punishment hehe
we don't force it or recycle punchlines like you do.. its ingrained. wink cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mhizizzy(f): 6:01pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
missclasssy brought me here and what i'm witnessing is gory.

In Life,,never fight outside your comfort zone. If the romance section is your zone don't leave there and try to claim "Lord" in another zone.

I'll keep watching this battle quietly and hope my brother TSM escapes this battle with at least his limbs intact.

Such brutality. cry

Dis. is soooo funny and very brutal

Bin reading dis shit and laffinng since

Dis plaiz is hotter Dan romance land

All us go don chop ban if we try am

TSM will be acting like brucelee

He has found his match

But dis coogar guy is bent on destroying him

M here till d sun goes down wink

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dotwillis1(m): 6:05pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:


see dis moronic slowpoke...iffa catch da yhur pvssy...will fvck it till it gets sore...den saw ur clitz out..nd make small chops out of it..

Yu just one Hot imp...a low-life hOe nd a non-ambitious wretched public cuntt from a home where the dad is a drunk nd the mum opens her faecal-odour filled snatch to just any guy wit money ..

Its family like yhurs dat makes the country over-populated....a bomb shuld be dropped on yhur 'pen' to get y'all eradicated for gud....

Quote me again nd I'll visit yhur generation .....

BirdBrain
lol...n how r yhu sure itz a girI yhu throwin punches at ??
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2015
R.I.P son of wounds!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Colospor(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:


tryna form qanqstah?. yhu be clown....fool

yu just as dumb as yhur pops....the negro made a mistake going to a bar the day he lost his 'security' job..he met ur mum there...
Yhu just a product of a one-nyt stand ...dah niqqa shulda 'wanked' yu out in the shower..
Oh, don't tell me you're obtuse to the fact that your ass had just been scourge by an erupting volcano.

You are the reason why African girls bleach, they don't wanna be likened as a black women when they refer to you as a black man, if there is any word other than black, that is what you should be called, like burnt black man cause your skin color is outta this world, you even Photoshoped your pix to hide you amazingly black kerosene burnt skin all to no avail, Baba Ghana.

You're nothing but a whelp in the hands of nature, even if the milky way decides to maneuver and beautify every living creatures, you'd still be left out.

You're nothing but an impertinent supercilious myopic hyperopia haughty snotty liverwort with a rumpled face like that of leprous decayed zombie.

You sissy like effeminate traits is foolhardy- much to my chagrin.

You're insipid and dyslexic to the extent that your name should be lord-maniac instead of lhood or load of monotonous mucilaginous lousy cockalorum erupting from your gobs like a gametophyte haploid.

I won't tell you to fvck off, I'm very accommodating, dude come for me or scamper for your miserable existence while you still can.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by rayopt(m): 6:11pm On May 20, 2015
Colospor:
You must be high on heroin for this statement, you mentally deranged sissyphelean sphinx.

Is it that you're dumb because your brain is maggot infested or your dumbness is hereditary?

Is you cooked up or doped up, or you just chose to be drearily dull, well maybe you are on some sort of drastic narcotics.

Who is you calling some random fvcktards, with the cretinous stinktard with oceans of flatulent raindrops you call a mouth.

It is either you shut that leaping Lena of yours or I'm gonna go ballistic on you, that said- you're now free to fvck off.
missclasssy:


Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping monkey?
Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
Fvcking bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

You are missing the point you moronic _idiot. I am here to watch an egocentric fool get his ass kicked, not battle a hairy animal like you that has a face that makes blind people cry.

Before I forget, get the fvck off my mention, fool.
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Verbal assaults on d loose. . .where are u guys from huh?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by cyprus000: 6:11pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
After this latest assault, the Dp has started 2 look like this!
[size=13pt] gringringringringringringrin
Somebody hold me,I want die heregringrin
[/size]

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mhizizzy(f): 6:12pm On May 20, 2015
Okay

Itz romancelanders versus raplanders

Kip it going guyz

I can see rokiatu is glued here sef grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:13pm On May 20, 2015
Lolzz

kr0ne!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 6:13pm On May 20, 2015
Dotwillis1:
lol...n how r yhu sure itz a girI yhu throwin punches at ??

lol...ion fvckinq care...she a bytch...they are meant to be fvck'd
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mhizizzy(f): 6:15pm On May 20, 2015
rayopt:


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Verbal assaults on d loose. . .where are u guys from huh?

You sud figure it out yasef

Or av u pressed d off button connected to ur brain?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:16pm On May 20, 2015
lagunna1:
Lolzz

kr0ne!
Seriously, wetin dey happen? Hope this is not on the front page?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:17pm On May 20, 2015
grin
Abeg belac the beast I want 2 ask u a serious question this time! How come your photo on your dp looks as if your face caught on fire and then someone tried 2 help you put out the fire with a fork? Or is it just another benefit of the good genes that run in your family?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 6:18pm On May 20, 2015
rayopt:


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Verbal assaults on d loose. . .where are u guys from huh?

those slugs just come here dey form crazy...Thunder fire dem
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 20, 2015
kr0ne:

Seriously, wetin dey happen? Hope this is not on the front page?

Intellects insult battle 1

romancelander vs rapper


enjoy the show grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:21pm On May 20, 2015

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:21pm On May 20, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Okay



I can see rokiatu is glued here sef grin
We all came here to watch that son of a fool get bashed. grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:21pm On May 20, 2015
lagunna1:


Intellects insult battle 1

romancelander vs rapper


enjoy the show grin
Nah, doesn't make sense. If they want a real showdown, we could pop a thread and set rules. This is rap section chat room..these niggas are violating

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