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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tashaamania(f): 6:22pm On May 20, 2015 |
Foolish tree frog? Kikikikiki |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 20, 2015 |
kr0ne: Swerve joo.. check out the dude's punchlines. u wan kill am? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
LhoOd: Didn't I warn you never to quote me again you motherfvcking thumb sucking pitiable schizophrenic nincompoop. Look at this internet hyena yapping foolishly after I told him I wasn't interested in doing any shit with him. Whoever that made internet access mandatory in the zoo where you currently reside should be shot in the scrotum, along with all the animals he granted internet access, you included! I swear you are a perfect blueprint to build an _idiot. You should be somewhere working your asss off so you could make some money to buy yourself a new brain. I am sure your asss is jealous of that brain of yours cause it's so full of shit. Foolish tree frog! Look, I am done with you. Don't quote me again cause I won't reply. I have better things to do than trade words with a negro turtle 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:24pm On May 20, 2015 |
Belac answer me na? Na true say when U be pikin, because of as U bin "wor wor", anytime ya mama drop U 4 front of your school she dey always collect fine from environmental officers for littering? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by cyprus000: 6:25pm On May 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy:[size=13pt] I have been missing..WTF[/size] 3 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by rayopt(m): 6:27pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:. . . Is this d best u can come up wif bro. . .copy and paste some abuse words here!!! Rappers don't bite boy! It is as simple as dat. . . . And you dont win a brawl cos u know how to put some cooked up-recycled-bitten insults!!! Just watch and learn. .it helps! . And dont bother me wif more googled-insults cos unlike coogar, i won't reply! #JustSayinNawni 5 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 20, 2015 |
rokiatu:Lol |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: the genes of an armed robber would always manifest in the offspring. the bolded line was stolen from my comment. it's painfully apparent you cannot write lines of your own without stealing - little wonder it takes you 3 hrs to post cos you are busy scouring the net to steal lines. village boy feeling funky!
another obvious line stolen from the internet. the nerve of the son of an armed robber stealing lines.....the apple never falls far from the tree like i asserted earlier. your mom cannot even be discussed here. the last time hoodlums tried to rapë her, she consented before they asked her to lie down. i hate to be the one to beat this news & i don't hate your mom, i just hope her next period happens in a shark tank.
look at this hypocritical bastärd.... it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself. enough of the personals..... let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity. listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status. they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth! what's more? your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 6:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
sigh |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward? Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie worths more than you pathetic existence. Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreate. The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me. The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago. Even a paternity test wouldn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Well, you mum got and still gets screwed on an hourly-basis. Even as a bum, people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarters. The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money all the same. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'! Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOU. [/b] 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
This is dissing goals 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 6:30pm On May 20, 2015 |
Mhizizzy:This is like a poem for the deceased. Someone has been murdered. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mhizizzy(f): 6:34pm On May 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 6:34pm On May 20, 2015 |
rayopt: You are very stewpid. The others are popular and normal yo mama generic jokes that every soul does. The semi colon is completely original and mine . Bring a link that has the semi colon line.. Please stop famzing coogar. He doesn't even care if you exist. 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 6:35pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: wats dis one sayinq.. Iz there somn like a tree frog? Iz there somn like negro turtle? Can yhu buy a new brain? ****************************** see ehn!...I hail ur frnds..they are really tryinq.....still hanging wit a bimbo wit an air-filled brain... Yhu are an epitome of dumbness!...I culd swear its a family thinq .... TFU if uon reply dis! ......rotten pvssy!! ..I can smell the thinq from here seff 5 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2015 |
Unfortunately after seeing "Belacs face", I now wish I was born blind! I'm sure god made a serious error while creating that face! Maybe he mistakenly used demon parts instead of human parts! 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by pxdaniel(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2015 |
I have been on NL for 7 years now and I can't believe that I'm just seeing this thread. I used to think that I have bad mouth but mehn I'm a learner where you guys are. I'm not encouraging you all to keep bashing yourself, I don't even know wassup here but I just had to comment and doff my hat. I don see something today 2 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:36pm On May 20, 2015 |
April07:make I seat beside u |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:36pm On May 20, 2015 |
Where's that cogar i'm here to defend my hommie thesonofMark bring ur game on. . . be ready for a shocker Cc:stephenqueen kingtom naijaboiy kinglekan orijin101 |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
Mhizizzy:sup |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
I hate the fact that a mod is following this account, "colospor loading" |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: I was really waiting for your comeback. You jab a lot but don't punch hard enough. Are you related to mikuz? 4 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: so you spent the best part of the last 5 hrs to ptyalise this rubbish? you are struggling to cope. this isn't about forcing vocab that completely screws up the message you are trying to pass across - this is about coogar putting words together intelligently to kill you & the fückever curse placed on you by your father's concubines. word on the street is - you are a faggöt! you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon if only your mother had taken enough vitamins when you were feeding via her placenta, you wouldn't have been an autistic child - you need help! someone like you should be locked up in a mental institution till you learn how to count your teeth with your shrivelled tongue. some 400 yrs ago, you would be pushed into river benue for having the chutzpah to address a superior being like myself - the next time you open that cesspit you call a mouth to address your intellectual god, i shall piss on your tonsils, you obdurate serial wankër! 19 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by rayopt(m): 6:38pm On May 20, 2015 |
kr0ne:. . Now where are those mods wen u needed dem the most. .d last tym i checked, someone was puttin up battle videos from youtube. .and now. . .some rejected underlings av decided to raid the rap section mod-less home! . . What a pity!!!! . . *breaks bottle and heads out* |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:38pm On May 20, 2015 |
Nneka123:Iets battle |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:39pm On May 20, 2015 |
I just learned two words "skanky close" in a movie,looking for a girl that will Chop these words |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:39pm On May 20, 2015 |
Battery charging now. Sorry for the wait you all. Now let's feast! 2 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:40pm On May 20, 2015 |
"Belac" your such a pitiful bastard, maybe U should go on jumia and look if they have a life 4 sale! Because yours seems like a horror movie! |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar:All this for a 19 years old teenager?? Temper justice with mercy please!! 6 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: OMG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha coogar is really brutal. damnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! A moment of silence please for that gay f.u.ck son of a fool. We know hes in intensive care right now. 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 20, 2015 |
To say that I'm just seeing this thread for the first Time!! |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by asumo12: 6:43pm On May 20, 2015 |
The thunder that will strike anyone that want to rig/Orubebe this election is undergoing training in Yemen |
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