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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tashaamania(f): 6:22pm On May 20, 2015
Foolish tree frog? Kikikikiki grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 20, 2015
kr0ne:

Nah, doesn't make sense. If they want a real showdown, we could pop a thread and set rules. This is rap section chat room..these niggas are violating

Swerve joo..

check out the dude's punchlines. u wan kill am?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:23pm On May 20, 2015
LhoOd:


see dis moronic imbècilè...iffa catch da yhur pvssy...will fvck it till it gets sore...den 'saw' ur clitz out..nd make small chops out of it..

Yu just one hòrný imp...a low-life hOe nd a non-ambitious wretched public cuntt from a home where the dad is a drunk nd the mum opens her faecal-odour filled snatch to just any guy wit money ..

Its family like yhurs dat makes the country over-populated..U just a liability to Nigeria....a bomb shuld be dropped on yhur 'pen' to get y'all eradicated for gud....

Quote me again nd I'll visit yhur generation .....

BirdBrain

Didn't I warn you never to quote me again you motherfvcking thumb sucking pitiable schizophrenic nincompoop.

Look at this internet hyena yapping foolishly after I told him I wasn't interested in doing any shit with him.
Whoever that made internet access mandatory in the zoo where you currently reside should be shot in the scrotum, along with all the animals he granted internet access, you included!

I swear you are a perfect blueprint to build an _idiot.
You should be somewhere working your asss off so you could make some money to buy yourself a new brain.
I am sure your asss is jealous of that brain of yours cause it's so full of shit.

Foolish tree frog!

Look, I am done with you. Don't quote me again cause I won't reply.
I have better things to do than trade words with a negro turtle

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:24pm On May 20, 2015
grin Belac answer me na? Na true say when U be pikin, because of as U bin "wor wor", anytime ya mama drop U 4 front of your school she dey always collect fine from environmental officers for littering?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by cyprus000: 6:25pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
missclasssy brought me here and what i'm witnessing is gory.

In Life,,never fight outside your comfort zone. If the romance section is your zone don't leave there and try to claim "Lord" in another zone.

I'll keep watching this battle quietly and hope my brother TSM [size=20pt]escapes this battle with at least his limbs intact.[/size]

Such brutality. cry
[size=13pt]
I have been missing..WTFgrin
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by rayopt(m): 6:27pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


Keep mute Troglodyte.
God forbid that i would want to be like an unequivocally foolish sycophant and a dastardly feeble-minded derelict [s]whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory[/s]

you are not a bit within the earshot of my lexical echelon. Drop the scissors and cut the crap.
Such a hideous megophryid frog.. [s]you are so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.[/s]

I would extirpate your entire verbiage in half a millisecond and not even those grammatical ogogoro you stole from canibus would [s]resuscitate you when i put you in a devastating coma....then put a dot above the coma like a semi colon[/s !

see... I'm even word playing.. This is what they call verbal punishment hehe
we don't force it or recycle punchlines like you do.. its ingrained. wink cheesy
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Is this d best u can come up wif bro. . .copy and paste some abuse words here!!! Rappers don't bite boy! It is as simple as dat. .
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And you dont win a brawl cos u know how to put some cooked up-recycled-bitten insults!!! Just watch and learn. .it helps!
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And dont bother me wif more googled-insults cos unlike coogar, i won't reply!

#JustSayinNawni

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 20, 2015
rokiatu:
We all came here to watch that son of a fool get bashed. grin grin grin
Lol
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:28pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:

Keep mute Troglodyte.
God forbid that i would want to be like an unequivocally foolish sycophant and a dastardly feeble-minded derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

the genes of an armed robber would always manifest in the offspring. the bolded line was stolen from my comment. it's painfully apparent you cannot write lines of your own without stealing - little wonder it takes you 3 hrs to post cos you are busy scouring the net to steal lines.

village boy feeling funky!


you are not a bit within the earshot of my lexical echelon. Drop the scissors and cut the crap. Such a hideous megophryid frog.. you are so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

another obvious line stolen from the internet.
the nerve of the son of an armed robber stealing lines.....the apple never falls far from the tree like i asserted earlier.

your mom cannot even be discussed here. the last time hoodlums tried to rapë her, she consented before they asked her to lie down. i hate to be the one to beat this news & i don't hate your mom, i just hope her next period happens in a shark tank.


I would extirpate your entire verbiage in half a millisecond and not even those grammatical ogogoro you stole from canibus would resuscitate you when i put you in a devastating coma....then put a dot above the coma like a semi colon !

see... I'm even word playing.. This is what they call verbal punishment hehe
we don't force it or recycle punchlines like you do.. its ingrained. wink cheesy

look at this hypocritical bastärd....
it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself.

enough of the personals.....
let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity.

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status.

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth!

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 6:29pm On May 20, 2015
sigh
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:29pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?cheesy

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreatesmiley.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouldn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Well, you mum got and still gets screwed on an hourly-basis. Even as a bum, people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarterscheesy.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money all the same. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!cheesy

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOUcheesy.
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:29pm On May 20, 2015
This is dissing goals grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 6:30pm On May 20, 2015
Mhizizzy:


Dis. is soooo funny and very brutal

Bin reading dis shit and laffinng since

Dis plaiz is hotter Dan romance land

All us go don chop ban if we try am

TSM will be acting like brucelee

He has found his match

But dis coogar guy is bent on destroying him

M here till d sun goes down wink

This is like a poem for the deceased.

Someone has been murdered. cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mhizizzy(f): 6:34pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

This is like a poem for the deceased.

Someone has been murdered. cry


lipsrsealed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 6:34pm On May 20, 2015
rayopt:

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Is this d best u can come up wif bro. . .copy and paste some abuse words here!!! Rappers don't bite boy! It is as simple as dat. .
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And you dont win a brawl cos u know how to put some cooked up-recycled-bitten insults!!! Just watch and learn. .it helps!
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And dont bother me wif more googled-insults cos unlike coogar, i won't reply!

#JustSayinNawni[/s]

You are very stewpid.
The others are popular and normal yo mama generic jokes that every soul does. The semi colon is completely original and mine . Bring a link that has the semi colon line..

Please stop famzing coogar. He doesn't even care if you exist.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 6:35pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Didn't I warn you never to quote me again you motherfvcking thumb sucking pitiable schizophrenic nincompoop.

Look at this internet hyena yapping foolishly after I told him I wasn't interested in doing any shit with him.
Whoever that made internet access mandatory in the zoo where you currently reside should be shot in the scrotum, along with all the animals he granted internet access, you included!

I swear you are a perfect blueprint to build an _idiot.
You should be somewhere working your asss off so you could make some money to buy yourself a new brain.
I am sure your asss is jealous of that brain of yours cause it's so full of shit.

Foolish tree frog!

Look, I am done with you. Don't quote me again cause I won't reply.
I have better things to do than trade words with a negro turtle


wats dis one sayinq..
Iz there somn like a tree frog?
Iz there somn like negro turtle?
Can yhu buy a new brain?

******************************

see ehn!...I hail ur frnds..they are really tryinq.....still hanging wit a bimbo wit an air-filled brain...

Yhu are an epitome of dumbness!...I culd swear its a family thinq ....

TFU if uon reply dis! ......rotten pvssy!! ..I can smell the thinq from here seff

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2015
grin
Unfortunately after seeing "Belacs face", I now wish I was born blind! I'm sure god made a serious error while creating that face! Maybe he mistakenly used demon parts instead of human parts!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by pxdaniel(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2015
I have been on NL for 7 years now and I can't believe that I'm just seeing this thread. I used to think that I have bad mouth but mehn I'm a learner where you guys are. I'm not encouraging you all to keep bashing yourself, I don't even know wassup here but I just had to comment and doff my hat. I don see something today

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:36pm On May 20, 2015
April07:



After you tried to damage it the other day? undecided
Me and my flower scented vajayjay are hale and hearty cheesy

Hows that your powder puffing 2 inched wenie? angry
make I seat beside u
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:36pm On May 20, 2015
Where's that cogar grin


i'm here to defend my hommie thesonofMark cool


bring ur game on. . . be ready for a shocker angry

Cc:stephenqueen
kingtom
naijaboiy
kinglekan
orijin101
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015
I hate the fact that a mod is following this account, "colospor loading"
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?cheesy

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreatesmiley.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouldn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Well, you mum got and still gets screwed on an hourly-basis. Even as a bum, people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarterscheesy.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money all the same. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!cheesy

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOUcheesy.
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I was really waiting for your comeback. You jab a lot but don't punch hard enough. Are you related to mikuz?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?cheesy

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie
worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreatesmiley.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouddn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Even as a bum people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarterscheesy.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!cheesy

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOUcheesy.
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so you spent the best part of the last 5 hrs to ptyalise this rubbish? you are struggling to cope. this isn't about forcing vocab that completely screws up the message you are trying to pass across - this is about coogar putting words together intelligently to kill you & the fückever curse placed on you by your father's concubines.

word on the street is - you are a faggöt!
you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon

if only your mother had taken enough vitamins when you were feeding via her placenta, you wouldn't have been an autistic child - you need help! someone like you should be locked up in a mental institution till you learn how to count your teeth with your shrivelled tongue.

some 400 yrs ago, you would be pushed into river benue for having the chutzpah to address a superior being like myself - the next time you open that cesspit you call a mouth to address your intellectual god, i shall piss on your tonsils, you obdurate serial wankër!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by rayopt(m): 6:38pm On May 20, 2015
kr0ne:

Nah, doesn't make sense. If they want a real showdown, we could pop a thread and set rules. This is rap section chat room..these niggas are violating
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Now where are those mods wen u needed dem the most. .d last tym i checked, someone was puttin up battle videos from youtube. .and now. . .some rejected underlings av decided to raid the rap section mod-less home!
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What a pity!!!!
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*breaks bottle and heads out*
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:38pm On May 20, 2015
Nneka123:
This is dissing goals grin

Iets battle
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:39pm On May 20, 2015
I just learned two words "skanky close" in a movie,looking for a girl that will Chop these words
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:39pm On May 20, 2015
Battery charging now. Sorry for the wait you all.
Now let's feast!smiley

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:40pm On May 20, 2015
"Belac" your such a pitiful bastard, maybe U should go on jumia and look if they have a life 4 sale! Because yours seems like a horror movie!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


the genes of an armed robber would always manifest in the offspring. the bolded line was stolen from my comment. it's painfully apparent you cannot write lines of your own without stealing - little wonder it takes you 3 hrs to post cos you are busy scouring the net to steal lines.

village boy feeling funky!


look at this hypocritical bastärd....
it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself.

enough of the personals.....
let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity.

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status.

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth!

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests.
All this for a 19 years old teenager?? cry cry
Temper justice with mercy please!! embarassed cry cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.


[size=17pt]a pregnant goat must have urïnated on your head when you were a pikin. this is what happens when a son gets fücked by his dad[/size].


[size=22pt]one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated.[/size]

[size=15pt]sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent. [/size]


[size=16pt]i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.[/size]



[size=14pt]it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated.[/size]

[size=13pt]how do you even plan on outfoxing me when your birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory.[/size]

you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...



listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you.

[size=18pt] i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed.[/size]



what part of your development stage isn't cursed?

[size=20pt]you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem.[/size]

douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale.

you are the spermatozoon your mother shoulda swallowed with a cold glass of guinness stout.



[size=14pt]you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other.[/size]


with your guguru & epa lines, you would be eviscerated faster than your momma tears a condom pack in her ashawo business. to lesser mortals like you.






[size=18pt]this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.[/size]










OMG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha coogar is really brutal. damnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! A moment of silence please for that gay f.u.ck son of a fool. We know hes in intensive care right now. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin





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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 20, 2015
gringringrin

To say that I'm just seeing this thread for the first Time!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by asumo12: 6:43pm On May 20, 2015
The thunder that will strike anyone that want to rig/Orubebe this election is undergoing training in Yemen

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