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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:01pm On May 20, 2015
Coogar turn up!!!!

my blood is boiling in a million degrees. . . even the sun had to relocate closer to the moon to get some chill cheesy



coogar! turn up man! hyphen is here. . . i dont bite, i only do what a shark does to lil fishes cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

Cc: coogar PLUS Sonofmark! See trouble maker
undecided undecided cheesy cheesy pls what is coogar and sonofmark?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:02pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
Where tha fvck is that fucking dund-dumbhead coogar

turn up man. . . ama slit your goddamn throat like i did to steve wonders when he dreamt of brawling me in Illinois angry

if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


the genes of an armed robber would always manifest in the offspring. the bolded line was stolen from my comment. it's painfully apparent you cannot write lines of your own without stealing - little wonder it takes you 3 hrs to post cos you are busy scouring the net to steal lines.

village boy feeling funky!



another obvious line stolen from the internet.
the nerve of the son of an armed robber stealing lines.....the apple never falls far from the tree like i asserted earlier.

your mom cannot even be discussed here. the last time hoodlums tried to rapë her, she consented before they asked her to lie down. i hate to be the one to beat this news & i don't hate your mom, i just hope her next period happens in a shark tank.



look at this hypocritical bastärd....
it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself.

enough of the personals.....
let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity.

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status.

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth!

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests.
Kradleber a.k.a Darkrebel666 a.k.a Thedarkrebel is definitely not waking up!!
FATALITY!!!!!!! Let's observe a minute silence for the teenager that died an untimely death. cry cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by belac: 7:02pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin Belac answer me na? Na true say when U be pikin, because of as U bin "wor wor", anytime ya mama drop U 4 front of your school she dey always collect fine from environmental officers for littering?
yourself worth is like mental patients which depend on NL, I don't blame you,it can never well with your harlot mother till she upgrades from forking dogs to human beings, There is nothing interesting in your mother rotten p.unny, it stinks of rotten egg and can be used as a gas weapon of mass destruction. I am waiting for you here with it while i show you more of your cursed mother, until you take a stroll to hell now
you are boring me with your too much talk. Its now part of you bastard phool Go to hell and go join your cursed burnt father in hell.

I'm done with you kid

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
Coogar turn up!!!!

my blood is boiling in a million degrees. . . even the sun had to relocate closer to the moon to get some chill cheesy



coogar! turn up man! hyphen is here. . . i dont bite, i only do what a shark does to lil fishes cheesy
The name coogar sounds like konga to me cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 20, 2015
rokiatu:






OMG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha coogar is really brutal. damnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! A moment of silence please for that gay f.u.ck son of a fool. We know hes in intensive care right now. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin





Omg loool wow wow wow roki u kill me with d pics .. Chai see. Knockout

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:05pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? [size=20pt] I can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.[/size]
Daaayyuuuuuuumm!!!!

Brutal!! cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
Dotwillis1:


grin

grin

grin ....
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
Where tha fvck is that fucking dund-dumbhead coogar

turn up man. . . ama slit your goddamn throat like i did to steve wonders when he dreamt of brawling me in Illinois angry

Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines.
This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


your mom cannot even be discussed here. the last time hoodlums tried to rapë her, she consented before they asked her to lie down. i hate to be the one to beat this news & i don't hate your mom, i just hope her next period happens in a shark tank.

keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime. grin

coogar:

look at this hypocritical bastärd....
it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself.

Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove. grin grin
Highest echelon of painment

coogar:

enough of the personals.....
let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity

weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants

coogar:

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status
is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?

coogar:

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth

This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are totally wack.. no wonder Ibime beat decapitated you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)

coogar:

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests.

I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically? grin
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before we even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation on which the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you hastily with your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt 0rgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materiaL


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox grin grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.
Albert cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
where is the sonofmark undecided

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:07pm On May 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
The name coogar sounds like konga to me cheesy
Coogar please give it to this bìtch grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Why not spell his moniker correctly.

It's COOGAR. grin

to avoid mention,but u bad grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:08pm On May 20, 2015
Lala247:

Omg loool wow wow wow roki u kill me with d pics .. Chai see. Knockout
grin grin grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:08pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines.
This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.

coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.



Alberto2k na you be this? cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:08pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines.
This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.
Allow him na undecided
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Twaci(f): 7:09pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Albert cry
He is dead. cry

grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:09pm On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

Coogar please give it to this bìtch grin grin
you wicked grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

Coogar please give it to this bìtch grin grin
undecided undecided
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 7:10pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.


shocked shocked

cry cry embarassed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:11pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
yourself worth is like mental patients which depend on NL, I don't blame you,it can never well with your harlot mother till she upgrades from forking dogs to human beings, There is nothing interesting in your mother rotten p.unny, it stinks of rotten egg and can be used as a gas weapon of mass destruction. I am waiting for you here with it while i show you more of your cursed mother, until you take a stroll to hell now
you are boring me with your too much talk. Its now part of you bastard phool Go to hell and go join your cursed burnt father in hell.

I'm done with you kid

E good as U run! @ least make. I grant your parents the chance 2 celebrate 1 more christmas 4 alagbon with U! Next time learn not 2 fVck with a heartless stranger! U think say na by mistake I dey moderate dis gbege?
Olodo rabata! Abeg the breeze wey blow enter with your dry flows don wake my firend pikin! FVCK OFF!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided undecided cheesy cheesy pls what is coogar and sonofmark?
No worry sister! U goon soon know!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
Ipledge:
you wicked grin
Omo yen n koja aye nw grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime. grin



Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove. grin grin
Highest echelon of painment



weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants


is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?



This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are totally wack.. no wonder Ibime beat decapitated you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)



I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically? grin
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before we even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation on which the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you hastily with your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt 0rgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materiaL


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox grin grin grin









But why cry cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
GIYAZZ my boss, I sight you sir grin why not drop a few lines for these fools? grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
Cooger be quick ... i have one final bhola cyclone in storage to finally end your career

I no say you no get job.. grin me i wan go play game..so be fast
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:13pm On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

Omo yen n koja aye nw grin grin
so I know suppose spank her yourself
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:13pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


so you spent the best part of the last 5 hrs to ptyalise this rubbish? you are struggling to cope. this isn't about forcing vocab that completely screws up the message you are trying to pass across - this is about coogar putting words together intelligently to kill you & the fückever curse placed on you by your father's concubines.

word on the street is - you are a faggöt!
you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon

if only your mother had taken enough vitamins when you were feeding via her placenta, you wouldn't have been an autistic child - you need help! someone like you should be locked up in a mental institution till you learn how to count your teeth with your shrivelled tongue.

some 400 yrs ago, you would be pushed into river benue for having the chutzpah to address a superior being like myself - the next time you open that cesspit you call a mouth to address your intellectual god, i shall piss on your tonsils, you obdurate serial wankër!

All rants riddled with similes. I elevated above your stratum, didn't you see me leave?

Oops! No? You were sucking cøcks behind docks, no attempts to duck the cocks behind the dock.

If cock-sucking was physics, you'd be EINSTEIN. Well, the RELATIVITY is a fact.
It's okay that you were diapers to hold your shit - and everthing that has been deposited in it.

Have you seen your mum today? The gynohumanoid should be busy getting knocked up in dark alleys. Even you know your away around her cervix better than a tamponcheesy

Her name should be EVE though- all of huMANity CAME through hercheesy.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:14pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

No worry sister! U goon soon know!
waiting!! cheesy cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:15pm On May 20, 2015
Alberto2k where una dey, oya show up abi u don die bi grin grin

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