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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:16pm On May 20, 2015

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:16pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:

[s]keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime. grin

Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove. grin grin
Highest echelon of painment



weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants


is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?



This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are toattly wack.. no wonder beat you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)



I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically? grin
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation that the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you and your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt orgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materia


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox[/s] grin grin grin [

2,000 words & yet no common sense in your diatribe. you can gather up all the known vocab in the dictionary & you would still come short to challenge your intellectual god.

have you been told your father is wanted for murder on this isle. i was told by the police that the last time he got into an elevator, his nostrils consumed all the oxygen in the lift & 3 infants in their buggies died of suffocation.

your father is just wasting his talent.
his nostrils should be rented to F1 & attached to lewis hamilton's car. without any shadow of doubt, hamilton would triumph in every grand prix as far as that coon of your father is alive.

stephenqueen:

Coogar please give it to this bìtch grin grin

i don't attack civilians.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:16pm On May 20, 2015
iAmCharis:
Kradleber a.k.a Darkrebel666 a.k.a Thedarkrebel is definitely not waking up!!
FATALITY!!!!!!! Let's observe a minute silence for the teenager that died an untimely death. cry cry

i already served him with lethal poisoning..

He's lucky I'm too busy this period.. ..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:16pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.


[size=16] Blawd of Gawd [/size]. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:17pm On May 20, 2015
All of you dey watch battle,me i dey check rokiatu dp...Am going on third round of vaseline
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 7:17pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
Mumu spell his name well, it's coogar, not cogar!! Oya Boss Coogar food don ready o grin
grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:17pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:






Alberto2k na you be this? cry
Alberto still dey cum
You no say one yoruba adage talk say ram wey move back go bring power so alberto go bring power grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:17pm On May 20, 2015

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 7:17pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

post=33934808:
you are a faggöt!
you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon:


cry cry cry cry embarassed

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:18pm On May 20, 2015
Coogar, it's ok, let it slide. I beg u in the name of whatever God u believe in grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by chimerase2: 7:19pm On May 20, 2015
Wtin dey happen here, who go gist me abt amu
Alberto2k, stephenqueen, kingtom orijin101 who undecided
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime. grin



Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove. grin grin
Highest echelon of painment



weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants


is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?



This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are totally wack.. no wonder Ibime beat decapitated you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)



I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically? grin
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before we even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation on which the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you hastily with your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt 0rgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materiaL


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox grin grin grin









shocked this is enough to murder missclasssy and naijaboiy undecided grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:20pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

All rants riddled with similes. I elevated above your stratum, didn't you see me leave?

Oops! No? You were sucking cøcks behind docks, no attempts to duck the cocks behind the dock.

If cock-sucking was physics, you'd be EINSTEIN. Well, the RELATIVITY is a fact.
It's okay that you were diapers to hold your shit - and everthing that has been deposited in it.

Have you seen your mum today? The gynohumanoid should be busy getting knocked up in dark alleys. Even you know your away around her cervix better than a tamponcheesy

Her name should be EVE though- all of huMANity CAME through hercheesy.
Stale.......you can do bettergrin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:20pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:





i don't attack civilians.
Okay sir

Prettythicksme your papa head dey with you grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.

when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2015
When I first saw the number of viewers, I thought we were on the front page. The rap section has never been so crowded since history cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.
Alberto1K's latest Dp due 2 coogars last verse!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
valmunich:
grin grin
I know you're enjoying this grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.
choi!!!!!!


that last line killed it all. grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

All rants riddled with similes. I elevated above your stratum, didn't you see me leave?

Oops! No? You were sucking cøcks behind docks, no attempts to duck the cocks behind the ducks.

If cock-sucking was physics, you'd be EINSTEIN. Well, the RELATIVITY is a fact.
It's okay that you were diapers to hold your shit - and everthing that has been deposited in it.

[b]Have you seen your mum today? The gynohumanoid should be busy getting knocked up in dark alleys. Even you know your away around her cervix better than a tamponcheesy


Her name should be EVE though- all of huMANity CAME through hercheesy.
[/b]

[img]http://.net/i/1485.gif[/img]

Not bad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:22pm On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

Alberto still dey cum
You no say one yoruba adage talk say ram wey move back go bring power so alberto go bring power grin grin
E don drop hin lines grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:23pm On May 20, 2015
They all ganged up to have this Mark of a dude nailed by Coogar. Who ever brought the idea is evil!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:24pm On May 20, 2015
kr0ne:
Coogar, it's ok, let it slide. I beg u in the name of whatever God u believe in grin grin

Eminem grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:24pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


2,000 words & yet no common sense in your diatribe. you can gather up all the known vocab in the dictionary & you would still come short to challenge your intellectual god.

have you been told your father is wanted for murder on this isle. i was told by the police that the last time he got into an elevator, his nostrils consumed all the oxygen in the lift & 3 infants in their buggies died of suffocation.

your father is just wasting his talent.
his nostrils should be rented to F1 & attached to lewis hamilton's car. without any shadow of doubt, hamilton would triumph in every grand prix as far as that coon of your father is alive.



i don't attack civilians.
Shut up you deucedly vile reprobate and maniacal thick-headed despicable Nigerian barbarian.

Last time you went for fillings, a huge amount of spermm spilled on the dentist hand... that's what happens when a dude's testosterone are secreted in his esophagus

Your analogies and metaphors are wickity wack and basic mister man.. we can't relate to it.

How about i wear a John Cena Shirt for your mother....hit her with a BRT bus and when i'm apprehended by the cops, I'll snatch the shirt from her and tell the cops ' they can't see me ' ! grin

or how about i turn my Pen1s into a Lamborghini and Piledrive with precision into your mother's bottomless pit? which one? cheesy wink choose

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Twaci(f): 7:24pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:


when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:24pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:


when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



sad sad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:24pm On May 20, 2015
chimerase2:
Wtin dey happen here, who go gist me abt amu
Alberto2k, stephenqueen, kingtom orijin101 who undecided
AMU not sure just observe grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:25pm On May 20, 2015
teddybiyasi:


Eminem grin
Lmao! Babe, you never sleep?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:25pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:


when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



Fire on!

We are solidly behind you grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

Okay sir

Prettythicksme your papa head dey with you grin grin
coogar dey fear me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 20, 2015
agarawu23:
hahahaha small boy
You're a mentally deranged psychopath for that statement, see who's calling me a small boy.

Look at your dp and start sobbing at the sight that stare back at you, you look like a puff-puff seller, that is if you're not one.

You're not amongst God Creation, cos God can never be proud of admitting to have created a slogger like you, you're so displeasing to the high, likening you to any female here is an insult, or who would love to hang out with this 'holy ugliness among the girls here'

You're a super-Goblin, not an ordinary one cos even goblins are shy of their ugliness. It is that Army you're in that suits you, you'd better start embracing it and khaki up so that you can attract the gay abokki's in army.

Everything about you reeks of perpetual pagan-like maniac, poverty had really wined and dined with you, you look so unkept.

If you're amongst those who had girded themselves into thinking that my silence on this forum is outta whatever you think, then you're in for a shocker, I actually don't wanna be caught brawling an acerbic haughty snotty rumpus ruckus cockalorum lummox with the face of a decayed zombie.

Do yourself a favor and scamper for your miserable existence before I discombobulate it further.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:26pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:


when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



Alberto2k my nihgga! !!! grin

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