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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:26pm On May 20, 2015

sorry for interrupting guys, I'm just here to pick up the dead body of a brother who lost his life in this battle "alberto2k"

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:26pm On May 20, 2015

Nneka123:

popcorn

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:26pm On May 20, 2015

kradleber:

Shut up you deucedly vile reprobate and maniacal thick-headed despicable Nigerian barbarian.

Last time you went for fillings, a huge amount of spermm spilled on the dentist hand... that's what happens when a dude's testosterone are secreted in his esophagus

Your analogies and metaphors are wickity wack and basic mister man.. we can't relate to it.

How about i wear a John Cena Shirt for your mother....hit her with a BRT bus and when i'm apprehended by the cops, I'll snatch the shirt from her and tell the cops ' they can't see me ' !

or about i turn my Pen1s into a Lamborghini and Piledrive into your mother's bottomless pit? which one? choose

haaaaaa

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

naijaboiy:

Fire on!

We are solidly behind you

buhaaaaaa i think u are enjoyin d show cheesy

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

Thís section still dey like thís?

Is my guy Mikuz still around these days?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

Orijin101:
sorry for interrupting guys, I'm just here to pick up the dead body of a brother who lost his life in this battle "alberto2k"

Lolita

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

Nneka123:

lol, mad people plenty for romance sectionn o
cheesy

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

kr0ne:
Lmao! Babe, you never sleep?

not yet I'm playing ps3 with my dad

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jhena(f): 7:28pm On May 20, 2015

chimerase2, Badt, FriedPlantain, Cadt, Dadt, chibwike(m), Eadt, adeaks(m), Adufetohposh(f), Fadt, Orijin101, stephenqueen(m), Phikom(m), alberto2k(m), ThaBraidez, 007Bruce, patrickmuf(m), funlord(m), missclasssy(f), teddybiyasi(f), Karlculauz, Ipledge(m), johnjon, Twaci(f), valmunich(m), naijaboiy(m), Deejavuu(f), rokiatu(f), sinizia, SDC2(m), TheFilmmaker, Ibime(m), prettythicksme(f), Jhena(f), cyprus000(m), agarawu23(m)
i cant belive diz is rap section!!!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:28pm On May 20, 2015

Gawd!, see missiles.
Who will challenge me? grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:28pm On May 20, 2015

Ibime:
Thís section still dey like thís?

Is my guy Mikuz still around these days?

chai, we need that guy mayne undecided

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:28pm On May 20, 2015

missclasssy:

Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines.
This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.

Biitch please now shut the fvck up. . . dont under estimate Hyphen. . . i'm the true rap God that hasn't brawled yet cool

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:28pm On May 20, 2015

teddybiyasi:

not yet I'm playing ps3 with my dad

SHARRAP!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 7:29pm On May 20, 2015

Orijin101:
sorry for interrupting guys, I'm just here to pick up the dead body of a brother who lost his life in this battle "alberto2k"

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:29pm On May 20, 2015

*."Where are the Elder Gods, Raiden (Dnarvaez)?"(in the intro)
*."Their pathetic Mortal Kombat shackles me no longer."
*."They masquerade as dragons, but are mere toothless worms."
*."My venom spreads. It is the end of all things. Armageddon."
*."It is done."
*."Your time has passed."
*."Ages wasted in foolish resistance."
*."Now is the dawn of my rule."
*."Yes. Pray to the worms, Raiden (Dnarvaez ) ."
*."As your world ends."(preparing to kill the Future Raiden (Dnarvaez))
*."You failed me! Five hundred years I have waited! Now I must wait five hundred more!"(to Shang Tsung (Funlord))
*."Curse the Elder Gods and their tournaments. I should have taken Earthrealm by force!"
*."The tournament will begin!"
*."And you shall."(in response to the younger Sub Zero's (Borussia) demand to fight Scorpion (Agarawu23)
*."And what do I gain from granting this bold request?"(to Sektor and Cyrax)
*."Very well. He is yours."(allowing the Sektor and Cyrax to take Sub-Zero)
*."Kitana! ...How is it that Earthrealm ninjas brazenly appear before me when my daughter, Princess of Outworld, was sent to intercept them?!"
*."Well done, sorcerer."(to Shang Tsung (Funlord))
*."Iam youremperor! Your father was a weakling Edenian king. I annihilated him while merging his realm with Outworld and took his queen as my wife. If only I had not allowed Sindel (missclasssy) to convince me of your worth... But now I have a true daughter!"(revealing the truth to Kitana)
*."Return to the Flesh Pits. Bring me my daughter. Mileena."(to Shang Tsung)
*."Raiden (Dnarvaez)! Put forth a worthy champion... if you can."
*."You will face Shang Tsung (Funlord). And Quan Chi."(to Kung Lao)
*."Witless boy. Do you know who I am?"(to Liu Kang (TheSonOfMark))
*."I am Shao Kahn (Coogar ! Konqueror of Worlds! You will taste no victory."(to Liu Kang (TheSonOfMark))
*."And you breathe because I restrain mine."
*."I am not so easily killed. Quan Chi accelerated my recovery."(unexpectedly appearing before his lieutenants)
*."Not. One. Word. Because of you, Outworld can no longer merge with Earthrealm!"(to Shang Tsung (Funlord) )
*."Do you mock me? Sindel's Ward prevents me from setting foot in Earthrealm."(to Quan Chi)
*."Of course. But even after millennia ((Rokiatu) , her motives are a mystery"(About Sindel, to Quan Chi)
*."I am weary of sorcerers, Quan Chi. Prove your worth. Bring her to me."
*."Shang Tsung (Funlord) ... The empress requires something of you."(just before sacrificing Shang Tsung to empower Sindel)
*."Ah, Raiden. You have come to your senses."(when Raiden bows to him)
*."All these ages you have fought me. You denied me my rightful claim. Not this time."(to Raiden)
*."The Elder Gods fear me, now."
*."I have won."
*."Now, Raiden. Your world ends."
*."An anemic effort from ineffectual deities. Today, I become THE Elder God!"(when the Elder Gods attack him through Raiden)
.
*Coogar (Shao Khan) talking in full rage...!*
........
*."Bow to me!"
*."Feel the wrath of Shao Kahn!"
*."Feel the power of Shao Kahn!"
*."Don't make me laugh."
*."You will never win!"
*."You will die, mortal!"
*."Prepare to die!"
*."You are pathetic!"
*."Is that your best?"
*."That was pathetic!"
*."You weak, pathetic fool!"
*."You are nothing!"
*."You suck!"
*."It's official! You suck!"
*."You're still trying to win?"
*."Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
*."I rule this world!"
*."No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"(death)
.
The battleline is drawn fighters! Chose ur destiny: kitanah, Milena, Johny Cage etc.

IT HAS BEGUN!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:29pm On May 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
buhaaaaaa i think u are enjoyin d show

I bet my money on him.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On May 20, 2015

Baba God baba God you too much Mikuz where you at bro? grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:30pm On May 20, 2015

alberto2k:

when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth
hyphen

the problem with laboratory retärds like yourself is that your sentences lack any magnitude or direction. what you typed above is something a kindergarten kid would be ashamed to write in public.

your momma is a hoodrat.
she screws about 50 men a day. the last time her doctor tried to fix her IUD string, a hand sprang out of her cünt & somebody shook the doctor's hand.

and it doesn't end there. your momma is so obese, her blouses have stretchmarks on them. a scrawny-âss, alcohol sodden, piss-stained, sack of shyte like yourself should not even attempt crossing swords with me.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:31pm On May 20, 2015

Limerick:
SHARRAP!!!

is there something wrong with playing video games with my dad

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 7:31pm On May 20, 2015

Orijin101:
sorry for interrupting guys, I'm just here to pick up the dead body of a brother who lost his life in this battle "albe.rto2k"

Lmao!!!

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jhena(f): 7:32pm On May 20, 2015

anytym diz place is lyk diz, coogar must be involved, haba!!! D guy just dey enjoy diz verbal brutality sha!

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:33pm On May 20, 2015

Orijin101:
sorry for interrupting guys, I'm just here to pick up the dead body of a brother who lost his life in this battle "alberto2k"

ROTFL

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:33pm On May 20, 2015

Ipledge:
popcorn

Go get drinks

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:33pm On May 20, 2015

naijaboiy:

I bet my money on him.

i pray make albert no run at last so ur money wont b a waste cheesy

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jhena(f): 7:35pm On May 20, 2015

coogar:

the problem with laboratory retärds like yourself is that your sentences lack any magnitude or direction. what you typed above is something a kindergarten kid would be ashamed to write in public.

your momma is a hoodrat.
she screws about 50 men a day. the last time her doctor tried to fix her IUD string, a hand sprang out of her cünt & somebody shook the doctor's hand.

and it doesn't end there. your momma is so obese, her blouses have stretchmarks on them. a scrawny-âss, alcohol sodden, piss-stained, sack of shyte like yourself should not even attempt crossing swords with me.

this is d killa shhiii, teach me ur ways sire!!! Or wait a minute, how many weed did u crack for all diz?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:36pm On May 20, 2015

Alberto2k my nigga are you ready to murder this clown? grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 20, 2015

Nneka123:
Go get drinks

me no dey drink fruit juice or smoothie

See drinks I get for us

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 20, 2015

Nljega on the wheel

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 20, 2015

alberto2k:

Biitch please now shut the fvck up. . . dont under estimate Hyphen. . . i'm the true rap God that hasn't brawled yet

Coogar, this guy says he is the rap god

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:37pm On May 20, 2015

funlord:

I would advise dat U avoid the LORD, becuz Even a MILLION brown envelopes plus a truckload of EIYE( learn the spelling JEW) baby boys won't save U if I descend on U! So park well! I battle MODS not MONGS!

You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe

My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:37pm On May 20, 2015

coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone

you Roger that?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:38pm On May 20, 2015

I Love this section. If it were romance section someone would have been banned.

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