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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:39pm On May 20, 2015
Borrussia:
You're a mentally deranged psychopath for that statement, see who's calling me a small boy.

Look at your dp and start sobbing at the sight that stare back at you, you look like a puff-puff seller, that is if you're not one.

You're not amongst God Creation, cos God can never be proud of admitting to have created a slogger like you, you're so displeasing to the high, likening you to any female here is an insult, or who would love to hang out with this 'holy ugliness among the girls here'

You're a super-Goblin, not an ordinary one cos even goblins are shy of their ugliness. It is that Army you're in that suits you, you'd better start embracing it and khaki up so that you can attract the gay abokki's in army.

Everything about you reeks of perpetual pagan-like maniac, poverty had really wined and dined with you, you look so unkept.

If you're amongst those who had girded themselves into thinking that my silence on this forum is outta whatever you think, then you're in for a shocker, I actually don't wanna be caught brawling an acerbic haughty snotty rumpus ruckus cockalorum lummox with the face of a decayed zombie.

Do yourself a favor and scamper for your miserable existence before I discombobulate it further.
undecided undecided undecided

it took you 1hour to type this trash dude, how am I sure you haven't develop high blood pressure when you saw my moniker?

I decided to join your lame dad in the Puff puff business he inherited from his dumb dad. I ain't the cause of your failed future and miserable life your HIV patient mum put u. oh! are you surprised how I knew your mum is HIV + ? hahahahaha she once begged me for sex but I rejected after my personal doctor told me she is HIV +

your generations were the first spreader of EBOLA and that same EBoLa will kill you, your HIV mum , your lame dad, your blind sister, your deaf brother, your crippled Anty, your leprosy uncle and finally your kwachorkor gf

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:39pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?


Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwww


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkk up!!!!!!!!!!!! angry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:39pm On May 20, 2015
Limerick:
lol, mad people plenty for romance sectionn o
cheesy cheesy angry angry
Who be the mad people? angry lipsrsealed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:40pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


the problem with laboratory retärds like yourself is that your sentences lack any magnitude or direction. what you typed above is something a kindergarten kid would be ashamed to write in public.

your momma is a hoodrat.
she screws about 50 men a day. the last time her doctor tried to fix her IUD string, a hand sprang out of her cünt & somebody shook the doctor's hand.

and it doesn't end there. your momma is so obese, her blouses have stretchmarks on them. a scrawny-âss, alcohol sodden, piss-stained, sack of shyte like yourself should not even attempt crossing swords with me.

Ma niggah.....you tryna kill Is CORPSE too??.....

grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 7:40pm On May 20, 2015
Nneka123:
Kradleber ain't got bars compared to what I'm seeing here grin


says who.. because i've been a good boy.. i can get brutal whenever i want grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK-RJaA17U85TdD9QtRPf9JMYPVzCA2JZDkBlrpYbAp4MdU1qrQPcjog[/img]

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 20, 2015
choi! cry cry cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 7:42pm On May 20, 2015
Borrussia:
You're a mentally deranged psychopath for that statement, see who's calling me a small boy.

Look at your dp and start sobbing at the sight that stare back at you, you look like a puff-puff seller, that is if you're not one.

You're not amongst God Creation, cos God can never be proud of admitting to have created a slogger like you, you're so displeasing to the high, likening you to any female here is an insult, or who would love to hang out with this 'holy ugliness among the girls here'

You're a super-Goblin, not an ordinary one cos even goblins are shy of their ugliness. It is that Army you're in that suits you, you'd better start embracing it and khaki up so that you can attract the gay abokki's in army.

Everything about you reeks of perpetual pagan-like maniac, poverty had really wined and dined with you, you look so unkept.

If you're amongst those who had girded themselves into thinking that my silence on this forum is outta whatever you think, then you're in for a shocker, I actually don't wanna be caught brawling an acerbic haughty snotty rumpus ruckus cockalorum lummox with the face of a decayed zombie.

Do yourself a favor and scamper for your miserable existence before I discombobulate it further.
Murder cry

The bolded though gringringrin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?
Buhahahahahahagrin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 7:43pm On May 20, 2015
kr0ne:

You don't answer ur mentions, why?


I do Sir
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 7:44pm On May 20, 2015
Broken jaws everywhere wetin


My nigga kingtom who lost three chics how far grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by stephenqueen: 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?
Baba o
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
Ipledge:
me no dey drink fruit juice or smoothie

See drinks I get for us
Only you go drink am o, I don't wanna lose focus in this fight, and get drunk, so MBA!

Get me orange juice lipsrsealed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:

[s]Shut up you deucedly vile reprobate and maniacal thick-headed despicable Nigerian barbarian.

Last time you went for fillings, a huge amount of spermm spilled on the dentist hand... that's what happens when a dude's testosterone are secreted in his esophagus

Your analogies and metaphors are wickity wack and basic mister man.. we can't relate to it.

How about i wear a John Cena Shirt for your mother....hit her with a BRT bus and when i'm apprehended by the cops, I'll snatch the shirt from her and tell the cops ' they can't see me ' ! grin

or how about i turn my Pen1s into a Lamborghini and Piledrive with precision into your mother's bottomless pit? which one? cheesy wink choose[/s]

your mother's nickname back then was lethal weapon. don't get it twisted, she doesn't carry guns, she was given that name because of the number of STDs she keeps spreading......she is the patient zero for herpes infection.

so much shyte out your mouth, your ass is jealous. how many times are you going to change your moniker? this must be a chronic case of identity crisis. you don't like who you are so you keep changing to find the right online persona.

this is what happens when a child lacks a father figure in his life. the time your father ought to have spent with you in developing your self confidence, he was at a zoological gardens breaking the hymens of their baboons.

if you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ašs instead of always hiding behind people to cuss out. read my lips, coogar is not responsible for the poverty your entire generation seems to have been cursed with.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe


My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..
grin
kradleber:


You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe


My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..

After 5 hours? These were the most positive disses U could assimilate? The only positive thing about U right now is your HIV status! Abeg see biscuit go and eat it by that corner! Mr IBU rebel!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jhena(f): 7:49pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?
.fank God is only power u ran out of, shebi life is yet to ran out of you na!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:49pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone

you Roger that?

you need to get rid of the curse of poverty you have been afflicted with. the solution is simple. bathing stärk in any market square for 7 days would upgrade your level. until then.......stay safe!


tell your mother to get rid of her vaginal halitosis before she visits me next. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?

There have been to many distractions.

He's the reject son of a slutty tramp momma who's so old she thinks in black and white.

Coogar, where are you at? Can't come?

Still waiting for your wacky comebacks.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


your mother's nickname back then was lethal weapon. don't get it twisted, she doesn't carry guns, she was given that name because of the number of STDs......she is the patient zero for herpes infection.

so much shyte out your mouth, your ass is jealous. how many times are you going to change your moniker? this must be a chronic case of identity crisis. you don't like who you are so you keep changing to find the right online persona.

this is what happens when a child lacks a father figure in his life. the time your father ought to have spent with you in developing your self confidence, he was at a zoological gardens breaking the hymens of their baboons.

if you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ašs instead of always hiding behind people to cuss out. read my lips, coogar is not responsible for the poverty your entire generation seems to have been cursed with.
Darkrebels mummies DP after coogars last verse dedicated to her

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2015
thesonofmark I hail you grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:52pm On May 20, 2015
alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?

He is running o, Chai!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2015
kinglahkay:
Broken jaws everywhere wetin

My nigga kingto m who lost three chics how far grin
I'm sending my boy Yusuf in there now grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 7:56pm On May 20, 2015
Jhena:

.fank God is only power u ran out of, shebi [size=28pt]life is yet to ran out of you na[/size]!!!
English oooooooooooo cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:56pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

There have been to many distractions.

He's the reject son of a slutty tramp momma who's so old she thinks in black and with black and white.

Coogar, where are you at? Can't come?

Still waiting for your wacky comebacks.

you lack wisdom.
you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your poverty level cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.

you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.

sarahatuba:

Ma niggah.....you tryna kill Is CORPSE too??.....
grin grin

i am doing him favour.
the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:57pm On May 20, 2015
borrussia undecided
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:58pm On May 20, 2015
agarawu23:
thesonof.mark I hail you grin
Relax bro. I own this cyber-PERIMETER. Watch my punchLINESsmiley.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 7:58pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy you can attack me direct undecided cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 8:00pm On May 20, 2015
Nneka123:
Only you go drink am o, I don't wanna lose focus in this fight, and get drunk, so MBA!

Get me orange juice lipsrsealed
wait make I check if I fit see for the next super market.what I don't see Orange,can I buy cranberry or mango?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 8:01pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Relax bro. I own this cyber-PERIMETER. Watch my punchLINESsmiley.
I trust you even if other don't grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 8:01pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


i already served him with lethal poisoning..

He's lucky I'm too busy this period.. ..
Shut your mouth there! Dude is slaying you like I did in the morning. grin cheesy

Too busy this period?? cheesy grin
One will think something important is taking his time. Oh! I forgot you said earlier you want to play game. Don't come up with that lame excuse again. Face your god - coogar.

Silly teenager. grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 8:02pm On May 20, 2015
iAmCharis:
Shut your mouth there! Dude is slaying you like I did in the morning. grin cheesy

Too busy this period?? cheesy grin
One will think something important is taking his time. Oh! I forgot you said earlier you want to play game. Don't come up with that lame excuse again. Face your god - coogar.

Silly teenager. grin grin
Uncle 10 days don reach na grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


you lack wisdom.
you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your dreams cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.

you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.



i am doing him favour.
the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity.
grin
coogar:


you lack wisdom.
you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your dreams cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.

you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.



i am doing him favour.
the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity.
So son of mark is a boil on the face of humanity? Anyway see humanities lastest dp! Typo eloquence come and explain oh!

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