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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 9:06pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Enjoy the show then.

Coogar vs the son of Mark. Tapöut ends it.

Whoever gives up should deactive his account.

coogae is at work or something..

Tell mossclasssy to come out so I can eat her up. all these giyaz and charis ain't worthy adversaries grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 9:06pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
Guy you may hold the title, but I am MR. NAIRALAND grin
hahahahaha gringrin I no fit drag am with you.

You wey be like MTN cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 9:06pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
cool Ok boss cool
Peep a tip of the Iceberg. No be that thing wey TheSonofMark dey spill cheesy


Tally ho!

I'm back with the bars, you know I don't slack/
if you hating switch lanes you on the wrong track/
I could make a Rap legend go all point blank/
Cos my bars insane and confusing. . .like the Pope
praying to God. . . with a ffucking Koran!/
And the O46 code be where my status operate/
I could scream freeze and the whole world go status
quo, mate/
So when I'm spilling these lines you gasto prostate/
Or I'll grab my dick; squeeze. . . Then pop shots in ya
businesses. . . Call it the Jack of all trades!/
And check the rhythm/
I'm a crazy villain/
Kinda dude to stab a nigga and play the victim/
With illicit lyrics I'm bound ta spit/ once I grab a pen
niggas cower quick/
Cos I'm the king of kings and the lord of lords. . . .
Balls so big. . . I need a
wheelbarrow to lug around my dick!/

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 9:07pm On May 20, 2015
miasclasssy get your faded ¢unt over here..

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 9:07pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin
AH? Agarawurawus latest passport due 2 this intro!
grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:07pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:

I'm sending my boy Yusuf in there now grin

Yusuf no be chick name taaaah sad angry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 9:07pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


coogae is at work or something..

Tell mossclasssy to come out so I can eat her up. all these giyaz and charis ain't worthy adversaries grin
you mean missclasssy? smiley
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:07pm On May 20, 2015
From the beginning, it was interesting but now, it's all gone boring. I think it's hightime we all stopped this.

Please, romancelanders, you can now all start trooping back home.

Thank you, thank you! Thanks for earning this our dear thread so much traffic already.


Ayamlaykorn

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 9:08pm On May 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Peep a tip of the Iceberg. No be that thing wey TheSonofMark dey spill cheesy


Tally ho!

I'm back with the bars, you know I don't slack/
if you hating switch lanes you on the wrong track/
I could make a Rap legend go all point blank/
Cos my bars insane and confusing. . .like the Pope
praying to God. . . with a ffucking Koran!/
And the O46 code be where my status operate/
I could scream freeze and the whole world go status
quo, mate/
So when I'm spilling these lines you gasto prostate/
Or I'll grab my dick; squeeze. . . Then pop shots in ya
businesses. . . Call it the Jack of all trades!/
And check the rhythm/
I'm a crazy villain/
Kinda dude to stab a nigga and play the victim/
With illicit lyrics I'm bound ta spit/ once I grab a pen
niggas cower quick/
Cos I'm the king of kings and the lord of lords. . . .
Balls so big. . . I need a
wheelbarrow to lug around my dick!/

what is this? grin

No offense... quit Rap and go do fish farming
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 9:09pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

you mean missclasssy? smiley

Tell that b1tch to come out..

I wanna impale her uterus on an HIV infected Javelin cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:09pm On May 20, 2015
agarawu23:
hahahaha
you type million lines, i am ganna type hundred cool

you are a stupid monster originated from the planet of the apes. you don't belong to the homo sapiens group slowpoke , you belong to the homo erectus group cos your brain isn't functioning well. do you need my personal doctor to format your brain? oh! sorry your lame dad can't afford the cash cos he spend all his puff puff income on your HIV mum sad

have you asked your hiv mum your gestation period? mumu , you should have asked her cos you spent 22 month in your mum's womb. no wonder you couldn't differentiate between "courage" & "corage"

i heard your dad is mentally ill sad hope he is back from psychiatric hospital ? he will never be back undecided but I will do you a favour cool listen, my uncle is a psychiatrist, try bring your dad if we can help.

Oh spare me the crap, does the jargons you wrote up the make sense to you.

Back to the history of your life:

You're nothing but a felch, if not for the fact that Satan did us wickedness and created your half burnt self in human figure, you'd have passed for an archaic diety, or one of those ugly cannibals that God loathe and dumped in the middle of an unknown forest.

Your rusty trombone face make the painting of Mona Lisa wanna turn human and join in the deadly protest so that God can reduce the creation of yourself and your ugly-like companions.

You're the grand commander of the federal republic of duncedom munching gutter arrogant gum chewing ugly fat ccunt.

One eyed yoghurt lobber with bouncing bozos, your presence in this works is the cause of earthquakes and storm, we really need to get rid off you, humanity existence depends on it.

Bleep that abokki ass gently with your goblin chainsaw gobbling like the helmet of a sluttenous harlot.

Shitfaced spunk, spank the spank the shank your whole life when I gank, or I'm gonna drop your punk ass in a pan and fry your stinking ass and feed them to you.

Lavid face bogey man clitty-litt
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:10pm On May 20, 2015
Lala247:

Lol,u breaking ur rule again

Apologising , aren't you., ho-bag? You did what CHIAMaka did, bìtch. I'm done with you. Now run along with your flea-infested cùnt.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 9:10pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

hahahahaha gringrin I no fit drag am with you.

You wey be like MTN cheesy

But these guys no dey pity for here oh, our mods Mikuz and airmark na coded guys I just love this section grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 9:11pm On May 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Who is this brain-damaged butt-holed simulated m0ron?

Darkrebel? So you've switched account?? I am not surprised. Last time we nearly destroyed your slow pot-hole life with the truth about your online facade and enormous glaring bitchiness!

You lied to us while the cypher was getting cooked up. You couldn't afford common 54 seconds of the studio section hence you were dropped like an illegitimate bastardd!! After killing your grandfather with your own mouth just to come up with a lame excuse why you couldn't record a verse!

And you still got the guts to lie to these slow-pokes who believe every sound from an empty tin of trash like yourself?

Bbitch! I beat you mercilessly while you were hiding under an alternate account just to battle for N10,000 which you called "chicken change" prior to the tourney! You are a fake cockamamious asinine half-witted poor -slowpoke!!!

You are TOYBEAN on Muzikstreets! Even the admin confirmed your phony alternate moniker and exposed you himself on here!! We all laughed at you and you couldn't bear the shame hence the switching of monikers! You changed your name from Darkrebel to Kradleber!! Spelling (Darkrebel backwards)

A proof of how your life outside Nairaland is. . . You live an upside down backwarded lifestyle as a poor peasant boy with no hope!

MTN blesses you with 10mb and you run into this dome with your teeth magged on your titties looking for online air-headed pusssies to deceive!!!

But you keep getting exposed and exposed! Now everybody knows how fake and lame you are!! Nobody takes you seriously anymore. Yes, of couse, excluding two dumb-m0rons named Danbrownmf and G3n3sis!!! Who suck your half-inched c0ck with rusted nose rings pierced in every edge of their tongues!! Stuppid iddiots!!!

You claim Toybean is your friend, but you can't even prove it by bringing the dude here or providing any details concerning him except a stupid name you forged and posted here before!
You said you told him about the tourney on facebook, We asked you to post screenshots and you hid under your mama's deterioted maggot infested pussssie for days before jumping into a new account!!!! grin

Hehe, I've told you before son, you are so fake to even get a reply from a real nigga like me. I am G'IYAZ the god_of_music!!! A real nigga with no shithole life outside unlike you and your dead dad and wh0re of a mother with a half-baked pacman face!!! gringrin


You are an iddiot, a bbitch nigga man!! We no be mates. NP: Oritse Femi_Double wahala cool

No no no!!!

grin grin grin cheesy
cry cry cry embarassed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:11pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Apologising , aren't you. Ho-bag! You did what CHIAMaka did, bìtch. I'm done with you. Now run along with your flea-infested cjùnt.
What did i do lol show d insult now
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:11pm On May 20, 2015
April07:


Be here fanning smoke into flames o.. continu.
D.rebel is my niccur.. can't diss him. smiley
You on the other hand, I shall gladly diss. tongue
Maybe U are tired of living?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by agarawu23(m): 9:12pm On May 20, 2015
Borrussia:
Oh spare me the crap, does the jargons you wrote up the make sense to you.

Back to the history of your life:

You're nothing but a felch, if not for the fact that Satan did us wickedness and created your half burnt self in human figure, you'd have passed for an archaic diety, or one of those ugly cannibals that God loathe and dumped in the middle of an unknown forest.

Your rusty trombone face make the painting of Mona Lisa wanna turn human and join in the deadly protest so that God can reduce the creation of yourself and your ugly-like companions.

You're the grand commander of the federal republic of duncedom munching gutter arrogant gum chewing ugly fat ccunt.

One eyed yoghurt lobber with bouncing bozos, your presence in this works is the cause of earthquakes and storm, we really need to get rid off you, humanity existence depends on it.

Bleep that abokki ass gently with your goblin chainsaw gobbling like the helmet of a sluttenous harlot.

Shitfaced spunk, spank the spank the shank your whole life when I gank, or I'm gonna drop your punk ass in a pan and fry your stinking ass and feed them to you.

Lavid face bogey man clitty-litt
I replied you 8 : 18 and you are replying 9 : 09

I have shifted your cow balls to missclasssy's anus grin u guys should meet in hell . cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 9:13pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


what is this? grin

No offense... quit Rap and go do fish farming
Coming from a pusssy nigga. Now why should I be giving a ffuck? undecided

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 9:14pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Drop some lines mehn. grin

Don't just let him go.


grin cheesy grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:14pm On May 20, 2015
agarawu23:
are you pained? b!ctch don't be grin

I wouldn't want to waste my precious time on you.

hope you are aware your mum can't give birth again due to hysterectomy when she was trying to abort your pregnancy? ediot without a father sad

your singleness is due to your nymphomaniac ways.

psoriasis patient, you will never get a bf ijn amen.

I will not stop quoting your miserable life since you have choosed to be aggressive and arrogant. grin


Fool, you can't even construct a proper sentence without errors, even to save your useless life.

It's 'chosen' not 'choosed', mumu.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 9:14pm On May 20, 2015
kinglahkay:

Yusuf no be chick name taaaah sad angry
Yusuf OLALEKAN grin.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 9:15pm On May 20, 2015
iAmCharis:
That's all you could come up with?? Dude is so marred right now. grin grin

Hehehe!!!

In Truckpusher's voice "dem never chi chimtin"

grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by naijaboiy: 9:15pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


Tell that b1tch to come out..

I wanna impale her uterus on an HIV infected Javelin cheesy
Missclasssy! A challenge cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 9:16pm On May 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Peep a tip of the Iceberg. No be that thing wey TheSonofMark dey spill cheesy


Tally ho!

I'm back with the bars, you know I don't slack/
if you hating switch lanes you on the wrong track/
I could make a Rap legend go all point blank/
Cos my bars insane and confusing. . .like the Pope
praying to God. . . with a ffucking Koran!/
And the O46 code be where my status operate/
I could scream freeze and the whole world go status
quo, mate/
So when I'm spilling these lines you gasto prostate/
Or I'll grab my dick; squeeze. . . Then pop shots in ya
businesses. . . Call it the Jack of all trades!/
And check the rhythm/
I'm a crazy villain/
Kinda dude to stab a nigga and play the victim/
With illicit lyrics I'm bound ta spit/ once I grab a pen
niggas cower quick/
Cos I'm the king of kings and the lord of lords. . . .
Balls so big. . . I need a
wheelbarrow to lug around my dick!/

Yes boss cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 9:16pm On May 20, 2015
Sonofmark, your people don't like you. They didn't pit you with Coogar for the benefit of comic relief, they did so to have u disgraced and put it in history. Coogar is not normal, you should ask around. He's not. And, trust me, those people you think are your best friends in the romance department are your worst enemies. Please, bro, quit this hullabaloo and let's have peace. If you don't stop, Coogar won't stop. Ask Darkrebel

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:17pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

You had to resort to stealing my lines, it shows you have no spine.

Not surprising though. Your mama menstruates even through her mouth when she burps. The delibilitating effects of getting screwed like monster cöcks. She performs so well she makes pörnstars seems like nuns.

Eugenics sure hasn't been a success- that cranially-underdeveloped , cerebral-matter-depleted retärds like you still criss-cross this terraforma attests to that.

Your immediate progenitors are so archaic that carbon-dating is used to judge their ages but alas! it failed with potassium-dating being the last restort.

You kind are made to retire to Museums of Natural history, where else would living fossils be laid to rut?

Dementia has its advantages though - you forget how idìotic you are.

With you around gays don't need asswipes.

You momma must be on oxytocin steriods, how else can we explain how her cùnt gets double-fisted to arm's length in road side sèx shows?
[/b]

me?
steal your lines? your father has to be democratically elected as a state governor in the US before that can ever happen & since we know your father is half-literate who doesn't even have any iota of common sense, then it's not possible.

i fathered this entire scene.
long before i found your momma in a bukkakë session, surrounded by 7 lunatics as she takes their willy-milk one after the other like a rap cypher. there musta been poison in the nuts of the semën that propelled you to the fallopian tube!

your first sexuäl abuse was by your PE teacher. he fed you his cüm for 2 years. he told you it was milkshake & your dumb arsë believed him. i don't blame you though, i blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes for not using it as listerine to floss her plaque-stained teeth.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
laykorn:
From the beginning, it was interesting but now, it's all gone boring. I think it's hightime we all stopped this.

Please, romancelanders, you can now all start trooping back home.

Thank you, thank you! Thanks for earning this our dear thread so much traffic already.


Ayamlaykorn
Brother you dey enter here too?? cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deejavuu(f): 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

[b]Make I go call that guy wey hin papa na coffin seller.

The guy go make money today cheesy
[/b]

grin cheesy grin grin
cheesy grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin

Naijaboiy i just choked on my drink o

Best thread ever!!!

See as people ego dey flow like water lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by April07: 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:

Maybe U are tired of living?

Is that a question?

Or

Are "you" tired of living.

Where would you like your kidneys to go?
You can decide where other organs go too, honey. tongue
Or we can just dash you like that to the donor clinic guys. *pensive*

Inshort, just draw up your will.. cheesy

Oh wait, that's right.
You own nothing grin tongue tongue

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by valmunich(m): 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Enjoy the show then.

Coogar vs the son of Mark. Tapöut ends it.

Whoever gives up should deactive his account.

hmmm... shiii just got real. grin


I'm following till lights out. cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
Nneka123:
lol, this is funny grin

Bìtch, you finally resurrected from the dead? Miraculous, since I murdered you 3 nights ago.

Stick to screwing Lala, you dykè!

Your Coogar hero tapped out to me. Now go feed on tie crabby crusts of your never-ending menses, call girl.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 9:18pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:



Fool, you can't even construct a proper sentence without errors, even to save your useless life.

It's 'chosen' not 'choosed', mumu.


Correcting a man's written grammar will only scare more men away from ya life. grin

Keep doing it sha! all you need right now is an alpha male with a big diick. grin

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