E.O.S. Olaleye

I WANT TO MARRY Ooo!!!
I'm planning to marry ADA but AMARA is more
beautiful...
CHIOMA has a nice character than SARAH but
IFEOMA is a
nice girl, But come to think of it i still love
TINUKE but FUNKE
loves me more and now JOY is also in love with
me but she's
too harsh and i don't like ANITA's character but
AMINA is
manageable only that she's an hausa girl and
her father will
not allow her to marry me... I remember that i
promised to
marry TOYIN but ROSELINE says i must marry her
and
FUNMI will never let me go even when MERCY
insist she
loves me and JENNIFER is still chasing me...
Mean while i
love BOSE but she wont let me in cos she's
seeing me as a
cheat and i don't really like LOLA cos she's too
fat and LINDA
is too skinny... Wait o! RACHEAL is beautiful but
the girl is too
short jare and i can't marry AISHA cos she's
taller than me,
MARIAM and ONYINYE likes wearing trousers alot
which i
don't like even ESTHER and ZAINAB who wears
skimpy skirts
is better than JUMOKE and CYNTHIA who likes
three quarter
jeans but JANET's father is rich or should i go for
LARA that
always call me everyday but CHINASA too text
me
everyday... Oh God! BLESSING is my type of girl
jare but i
can't stop thinking about SHADE even if i ignore
all of them
and marry VICTORIA what will i tell AMANDA cos
her father
is a soldier... plz wht is ur Advice

Kill urself bro

Marry all of them.

Cutehector:
Kill urself bro

Bro which kind advice be that Na...I said I wan marry I No say I wan kill myself

Ladies Abeg come advice me jare

Teempakguy:
marry ADA

What about Amanda father Uno say Soldier No dey look face

Borrussia:
Marry all of them.

Do you count them all together

Marry Amanda

Just buy this shoe

honeygirl17:
Marry Amanda

Janet father nko? You can't tell what he can do

AGgal:
Just buy this shoe

And what happens next?

I thought I was in joke section. I had to scroll up and check.