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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 5:49pm On May 22, 2015 |
Yes i know he is around. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 5:52pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2015 |
theSpark:Which school for Mx be that |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 6:29pm On May 22, 2015 |
shawwal1:FUT Mx |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 6:41pm On May 22, 2015 |
theSpark:That's luvly na FUTmites you be,the sch campus radio 2make sense,You rocked Gk n Bosso b that |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 6:49pm On May 22, 2015 |
shawwal1: Na so. Stayed 3 years in New York Bosso before I went to find peace in GK. |
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Good evenin my prospectives team b15 hope u guys are having fun Tgif# |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:17pm On May 22, 2015 |
theSpark:Lol New York indeed that's life everything comes ago n u lookback n recall hw crazy sch life had been. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:22pm On May 22, 2015 |
starlight101:Evening #TGIF fun will start soon as u don Shw body, hit us with the latest party Jam Mr DJ . |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:24pm On May 22, 2015 |
*throws stone at thread, runs away* |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:27pm On May 22, 2015 |
shawwal1:listening to skales ft davido |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:28pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:29pm On May 22, 2015 |
babatawa:you don break my head :' |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:33pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015 |
Stupid wife
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a
contract
of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
(On phone)
Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for
you,
I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm
about to
receive a contract of N30 million
Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is
very urgent
pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to....
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME
Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for
an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come back
quick.
Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of
what might
happen to d contract,
The man quickly went home.
Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis
urgent
surprise,
when I was about to receive a contract worth
30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally
answered our prayers,
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (being happy)
Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have
have been
praying for over 6 months now and
God has finally answered us,
That Big rat that always didturb us in the
kitchen
is finally dead,
I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm
afraid of
touching rats.?
what will u do? 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:37pm On May 22, 2015 |
babatawa:i no gree |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2015 |
starlight101: Hahahaha ... I'll the what the nxt person that quotes the joke wants to do. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:49pm On May 22, 2015 |
shawwal1: Old man Woju o Our pipo talk say snake wey nur respect himself na e small pikin dey take do belt... Continu |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 7:59pm On May 22, 2015 |
starlight101: No need i cant marry dat kind of wife. So no need to ans. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dubylhover(m): 8:00pm On May 22, 2015 |
majidyusuf:oga well done oo.any news? |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dubylhover(m): 8:03pm On May 22, 2015 |
starlight101: y is dr blame on d wife,if yu tell me dis kinda tin,i wud stone d man to death..d wifv didnt do anything oo..its d foolist man that left 30m that he was seeing life |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:09pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:15pm On May 22, 2015 |
starlight101:Lol this will never be my portion Amen!tru tru this woman no go see smyle on my face for a vry long time bt she wicked o |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 8:22pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:36pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by miccoy(m): 9:22pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 10:01pm On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Benny95(m): 10:03pm On May 22, 2015 |
*Watching from palm tree with microscope* |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:16pm On May 22, 2015 |
hadassaheke:. . Thankz man! |
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