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| How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 5:56pm On May 25, 2015 |
*hmmmm* as i am typing this i am typing from my hospital bed where i have been given two sets drip toease the pain i'm feeling now... *contd* Bonanza bonanza bonanza was what i heard from one of the idiots that Satan sent to distabilize me as i was rushing to school to meet up an important lecture... Maths211 to be precise  As if i was oruebebed immediately i heard that word bonanza and saw the carton of phones and accessories the foolish part of me started singing*oya gift by iyanya ft don jazzy while the wise part of me was blasting *o boi you be mugumoney money spender by p square... Fast forward"""""""""""" I met them and asked them what the bonanza was all boud and they explained that you will pay 500 naira and you will be given a card containing some symbols you are to circle 15 of the symbols then if you are lucky you pick a symbol that corresponds with a symbol they will remove from the back you will win whatever it's on the card.... At first i wanted walking away but immediately i saw them giving a customer a phone i immediately brought out a clean shining 500note still fresh from the bank and gave to the bastards.. I played...i lost..... I played again ...i lost again.... Shuuu for my 1k i must win something... I played for 5k as the guy opened it i almost ran mad..  i won 100naira spoon. .chei i almost passed out..As if that wasnt enough i went to their laptop area and played for 10k and guess what i lost again ...immediately the girl opened the card and saw 50souvenir i passed out and hours later i woke up in a general hospital where a good samaritanbought milo and peak milk for me call me a fool and i'll thank you x3... Chei never in my life have i been magad but today i was magaed x5 .....oooooooh my 16000 wey for buy me infinx hot gone like nigerian fuel... Rip money rest in the bosom of the lord till we meet to part no more 1 Like |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by parrotibaba(m): 6:08pm On May 25, 2015 |
 Ode after reaching 2k u for know say luck no de ya side ,go soak garri n use d spoon drink am 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Tundeiab(m): 6:13pm On May 25, 2015 |
Oh boy this your write up na comic relieve o. I was laughing all through! Sorry for your loss though! 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by emerged01(m): 6:16pm On May 25, 2015 |
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| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by dazekid(m): 6:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
This is going to hit the front page because nairalanders like scam stories. On second thought, the fuel scarcity may be an issue. 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Mrval20(m): 6:20pm On May 25, 2015 |
I find it hard to believe this actually happened to you. Cool story, bro 1 Like |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by dazekid(m): 6:23pm On May 25, 2015 |
greenstar: |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by vjsmiles: 6:29pm On May 25, 2015 |
My belle o .. You are not a Nigerian citizen material No offe?nse You are a fool Waiting for my thanks |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Nobody: 6:30pm On May 25, 2015 |
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Hmmmm Nollywood part 2 |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by jworos(m): 6:31pm On May 25, 2015 |
Guy u get money oh, 16k for try ur luck issue, na greed naim do u so, hope say no b part of ur school fee/rent u use play apele so?? |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 6:32pm On May 25, 2015 |
Tundeiab:thank you Anything for your boy? |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 6:33pm On May 25, 2015 |
jworos:na schl fees  but i get replacement |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 6:33pm On May 25, 2015 |
vjsmiles:thank you sir i appreciate much |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Nobody: 6:34pm On May 25, 2015 |
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| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 6:37pm On May 25, 2015 |
Mrval20: the drip part phone or money part |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by jworos(m): 6:37pm On May 25, 2015 |
greenstar:Nice, u gt luck...but guy u greedy ohhhh...u lose reach 16k first b4 ur eye clear!!! |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by greenstar: 6:38pm On May 25, 2015 |
jworos:thank you |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by jworos(m): 6:39pm On May 25, 2015 |
greenstar:Funny guy... |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by blackberries: 6:42pm On May 25, 2015 |
sorry, although u weren't wise |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by SENESCO(m): 6:48pm On May 25, 2015 |
Op you are a first class maga |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by tupem: 6:52pm On May 25, 2015 |
parrotibaba:  |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by tupem: 6:58pm On May 25, 2015 |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Tundeiab(m): 6:58pm On May 25, 2015 |
greenstar: The question is do you have enough faith to receive what I have for you? 1 Like |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Mrval20(m): 7:10pm On May 25, 2015 |
greenstar:The drip part. |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by xtervaganza(m): 7:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by demmy0325(m): 7:36pm On May 25, 2015 |
Nt funny.. I didnt evn laff one bit...  .... |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by zenith4biz(m): 8:26pm On May 25, 2015 |
I no dey near those people since I have been scammed once They dey use 'juju' |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by IVORY2009(m): 8:35pm On May 25, 2015 |
Chai deris God oooh hemmme..... na only u na him waka come ooooh, deris one of my friends back in d days dat does dis "try ur luck" stuff, and dey use jazz to charm you to play all your last penny, even to the extend of removing your gold ear-ring, ring, shoe, jeans, etc and use dem to play, and the wrost thing is you will still not win. |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by IVORY2009(m): 8:39pm On May 25, 2015 |
zenith4biz: I'm telling u, the juju wen those boys they carry hmmmmmmmm, if you carry money for pocket, nor stand look, if na to run like Usain Bolt run and dont look back, till u reach destination |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by Nobody: 9:11pm On May 25, 2015 |
Choi!!! Op o ma go keh  |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by boman2014: 9:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
OP, you are very greedy person. How in the world you will win a phone using #500 to win from road side thief? I have encounter such event with my pal and it wasnt pleasent for him. He lost 20K at the spot |
| Re: How I Fell Into The Net Of 419 Scammers by enoch273: 9:33pm On May 25, 2015 |
Pick yourself up and move on boss, you just got a lesson from life itself, if you don't fall, you'll never rise, learn from it but don't dwell on it. |
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