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Why Is The Name Jesus Not Effective In My Nightmares? / “jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican / Jesus Not Entirely Good (2) (3) (4)

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Arrowman by Arrowman(m): 1:10pm On May 26, 2015
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Re: Arrowman by Bigshiko(m): 1:16pm On May 26, 2015
Ya..so go and continue with gay marriage
Most times I think dis people don't actually knw wat it means to be a christian
Re: Arrowman by Scholar8200(m): 1:32pm On May 26, 2015
2 Peter 3:3 To begin with, you must know and understand this, that scoffers (mockers) will come in the last days with scoffing, [people who] walk after their own fleshly desires
4 And say, Where is the promise of His coming? For since the forefathers fell asleep, all things have continued exactly as they did from the beginning of creation.

What a fulfilment!
Re: Arrowman by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:43pm On May 26, 2015
The flogging he received did hurt grin

Thanks to the pharisees and saducees for ridding us of that rubbish,
Re: Arrowman by Macelliot(m): 5:26pm On May 26, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
The flogging he received did hurt grin

Thanks to the pharisees and saducees for ridding us of that rubbish,
Huh! The Pharisees and the Saducees helped him in accomplishing his mission..... So, He is coming back for You...
Re: Arrowman by menesheh(m): 5:47pm On May 26, 2015
No they should continue waiting for eternity. False hope and faith
Re: Arrowman by texanomaly(f): 6:33pm On May 26, 2015
SMH...

Show me a reputable media outlet who reported this. undecided
Re: Arrowman by jcross19: 6:48pm On May 26, 2015
Arrowman:
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible:
“There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.


http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/04/18/jesus-not-coming-back-by-the-looks-of-it-admits-vatican/
dead news, you are current at all. Recycling a dead news , look for a better thing to do with mb.
Re: Arrowman by kemifunke: 6:59pm On May 26, 2015

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