MrsChima:


Lame nigga.

you are a good example. no doubt abt that, your cooking is bad

i swear person wey go chop ds 1 go get 3G ulcer kiakia ..

agarawu23:
you are a good example. no doubt abt that, your cooking is bad

Yawns.


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MrsChima:

lies!

You are the lady I'm indirectly making reference to

MrsChima:


Yawns.


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zaboroma

Lolz

agarawu23:

zaboroma

Puta.

Onemansquad:
shue wetin b dis wan
i wil go back 2 colet ma 1million even wit interest

Where is FriedPlantain?

-FriedPlantain

tosyne2much:
You are the lady I'm indirectly making reference to

Na )lie!

tosyne2much:
Ladies always twisting things to defend what they are guilty of

It was a honest question

MzzTega:
Buhahaahahahahaha.

Dump her because of burnt plantain?

Not fair mehn

na ur type day fries dis type of shit

MzzTega:
Buhahaahahahahaha.

Dump her because of burnt plantain?

Not fair mehn

MrsChima:

Na )lie!

How do I prove that to you?

subbieD:
Dump her .....No,u teach her

Upon all ya lepacious body, u nor fit fry common dodo?
Smh!! Omase ooo, Oga gidi gidi gan.

TrishaP:
What if you were sweet talking to her and she gets carried away by you to the bedroom would you still dump her?

So naa only her snail man go dey chop?

Shey na Burnt Offering be This

ikp4succes:
@TrishaP

You that almost chewed your hands for the fried dodo and sauce I made for you the other day, don't lie o!

Olufemiolaolu:
So naa only her snail man go dey chop?

Not at all. No one is above mistake.

I'm sure the op even burns his kettle when boiling water.

nikkiehan:
nearly luk lyk charcoal , but to break her heart is unfair nw, wat if it happen by mistake may be while attending to some oda things

Oda things like heading right?

TrishaP:

It was a honest question

Without using exception as a stance, the truth of the matter is that some ladies lack cooking skills to the extent that they barely prepare noodles without messing it up

kinglekan:


Upon all ya lepacious body, u nor fit fry common dodo?

Smh!! Omase ooo, Oga gidi gidi gan.

Haba!!!! Wats my own Na......

I'm just telling u Wat a real man should do

If your girlfriend/boyfriend post topics like this, shoot her/him on the head...TWICE.... NONSENSE...

What is the connection between having gastronomy skills and the love you have for her?

tosyne2much:
Without using exception as a stance, the truth of the matter is that some ladies lack cooking skills to the extent that they barely prepare noodles without messing it up

No one is above mistake hun.

Everyone must start as an amateur

TrishaP:

You that almost chewed your hands for the fried dodo and sauce I made for you the other day, don't lie o!

still in hospital from those dodo

demmy0325:
Na plantain b this or charcoal.. ..

No, na plancoal. U can also call it chartain.

ikp4succes:


still in hospital from those dodo

Lmao you no well at all.
Snap and post that your already half chewed fingers here.

Lolz....she can do beta

Alusi okija shrine food

tosyne2much:
How do I prove that to you?

1. N1 million air time
2. Brazilian weave
3. IPhone 6
4. 2 years of rent free accommodation

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

She must have been on Nairaland while cooking.

Praisemelody:
after eating the plantain I will smile at her and say 'baby you tried but u can do better next time'

MUGU

agarawu23:
no excuse miss! a perfect Cook will pay 100% attention to what she is cooking.

ladies backing their mistakes since 1300bc

I'm glad you mentioned mistake there.