Lemme start by asking this question..Why is it that when "some" girls fall in love with a guy, they fall out of love with using their brains? They may 'form' hard to get till menopause but the moment they say 'YES', they say 'NO' to thinking.

Now the story...

There was this love birds that reigned back then in school. They won the best couple award in year 1, 2, 3 and 4. They were so popular that it was almost impossible for one of them to have a secret affair within the school..

Fast fwrd >>> to the year when the tattoers came on board. That was in yr3, 2nd semester. A male and a female tattooer came on campus with their tattooing bizness. They were professionals. They could tattoe a breathing man......Tattooing became popular just as trekking interstate is, now in Nigeria..

Fast fwrd>>>
This babe decided to show the guy how much she loved him by tattooing his face on her bum[permanent tattoo] ...She did this on a thursday evening and it became an open secret on the thursday night..(A media job well done by the female tattoer)

Fast fwrd>>> to when they were called up for service..
They tried everything possible to be posted to the same state buh as it was meant to be, one was posted to taraba and the other was posted to osun state....

>>>In taraba, the guy fell for another girl while the girl remained faithful in osun(probably because of what she has on her bum)

Fast >>> to when I received the wedding invitation card..
During service, the rumour went round that the guy had dumped the lady for another babe. I didn't believe until I got an invitation to his wedding ceremony come 30th of may, 2015..

Now, I don't even know how the girl is fairing. I just hope she hasn't done anything funny to herself. Wonder how she ld cope in this kinda situation. No man wld feel good, having fun with a girl and seeing another man's face on the bum. No matter how much I luv her, I no fit cope o!...

In this kinda situation, what would you do if you were in her shoes and you can't afford a plastic surgery? Are there other trusted ways of erasing a tattoo?

Pls advise,. maturely..you wldnt know how many lives you l be saving *sad*

Thanks

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I hope we all know its impossible for me to have the pix.. And even if I have it, uploading it will be violating nairaland's rule No.5

Cow shhit and undikuted ogogoro(local gin) helps

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cwasy situation

is it only her butt is available for the tattoo?

let them solve am abeg. this fuel scarcity palava don reach us

Blackett:
No pic of bum, no pic of tattoo, and you expect me to believe this _shit?

if I upload the pix, u sef no go wan view am

Buhaahahahhahaahha...The op is mad again! I can't believe this until I see the bum

Show me the picture to enable me give better advice.

Cooked up story

Tunnamania:
Show me the picture to enable me give better advice.

I don't have it..

Plus, rule No.5 must not be violated.

Lets assume your story is real, here is a way out ....

She should give her life to christ, become a secondary virgin(no s* till wedding night)

Then on wedding night she explains to her hubby that's its one of many mistakes she made when growing up





See gobe

guy u sure,say no be u do am

show us d bum tattoo pix or we no go lik gree...
infact it remains a super story till after 29th handover...

enoqueen:
Lets assume your story is real, here is a way out ....

She should give her life to christ, become a secondary virgin(no s* till wedding night)

Then on wedding night she explains to her hubby that's its one of many mistakes she made when growing up



See gobe

The story looks unreal, buh believe me, it happened. This is even the 2nd time I ll be hearing this kinda thing..

Do u think the wedding night is a good time to reveal this kinda secret? Don't u think it ll be better if she tellz her hubby from the start of the relationship?

The guy wicked. He for consider her na. For nyansh sake.

It's a crazy situation...very crazy wan... She should just move on.. perhaps find someone dats understandin enough...

She can use a more elaborate tattoo to cover it up. Or she uses hot iron to brand and scarify the skin there...but I won't like to f**k an ass that looks like Seal's face

That girl is supa dupa foolish. What was she thinking? Now who is gonna marry her knowing every time they bang he will be starring at another man's face on his wife's ass?

Spidermon:
She can use a more elaborate tattoo to cover it up. Or she uses hot iron to brand and scarify the skin there...but I won't like to f**k an ass that looks like Seal's face

the emboldened shld solve the problem..

Thank you

pinshure or forget it, I dont boiv

pinshure or forget it, I dont bliv

let me revive this thread

Smh

tattooing the man face for her yansh means say the man na shit from the onset .so I no dey surprised

Abeg upload pix jor, highest highest u go chop ban for like a week nd ur back!