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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:16am On May 29, 2015
majidyusuf:
5

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I wanna dedicate dis page to oda regulars in FTC business: Babatawa,thespark. Gazaliah,stancity and miccoy.
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 12:16am On May 29, 2015
majidyusuf:
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:16am On May 29, 2015
.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:17am On May 29, 2015
haliluck:
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I can make you my DPIf you desire ...
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:18am On May 29, 2015
haliluck:


Wetin concern u sef
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:18am On May 29, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:18am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 12:19am On May 29, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:19am On May 29, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:19am On May 29, 2015
haliluck:
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:20am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends..............
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:20am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends...................
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:20am On May 29, 2015
majidyusuf:
m
cool down bro
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:21am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends.....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:23am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:23am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends..........
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:23am On May 29, 2015
hilsocial:


cool down bro
the way the plots dey go, i have to reserve one for me self
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:23am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends.....................Bye
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:24am On May 29, 2015
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 12:26am On May 29, 2015
Gazaliah:


I can make you my DPIf you desire ...
Anyways,thanks .Hope you know that beauty
Looolll tnk u smiley. Yes I do d Mother of Dragons I luv ha
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:26am On May 29, 2015
Gazaliah:
funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death,
they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
•BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u
call they will
ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they
no dey
remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you
so
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for
who
to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you
an
angel, na wash.....#keepthefun# Forward to other friends

All these lands u re acquiring illegally remember dat GMB will be sworn in 2mrw, I dnt wanna hear dat u travelled to London to hide remember London judiciary bad o.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:26am On May 29, 2015
haliluck:

Looolll tnk u smiley. Yes I do d Mother of Dragons I luv ha

Khaleesa
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:28am On May 29, 2015
hilsocial:


All these lands u re acquiring illegally remember dat GMB will be sworn in 2mrw, I dnt wanna hear dat u travelled to London to hide remember London judiciary bad o.
I will go to court and file a suit against The Presidency....You remember Buruji Kashamu
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:29am On May 29, 2015
I wan own a STATE.....
Those lands I acquire are with C of O.....
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:29am On May 29, 2015
Gazaliah:

I will go to court and file a suit against The Presidency....You remember Buruji Kashamu

Goodluck to you. I wanna sleep bt u just made page 251 close
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:30am On May 29, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:31am On May 29, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 12:31am On May 29, 2015
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of a
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a
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an
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:31am On May 29, 2015
Gazaliah:
I wan own a STATE
Easy cos I ve d C of O of all the states.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:32am On May 29, 2015
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