MrsChima:


No you are not! Chima is a man!

vjsmiles:
is your tree of sarcasm unfruitful

Was jokin joor

MrsChima:


Hey Khia!

DarkkRebel:
1. Dechandel
She's high maintenance and would be better as a friend

2. Misssclasssy : she's not entirely stable mentally, too judgemental, a feigner(of knowledge especially), plus i have a feeling she's ugly.

3. Chiam555: She looks down on people, not emotionally fortified, and she's not that attractive either. just over-rated.

Choi..
I fear for this your style of friend zoning o

Unibenstudent:
what a thread,well I can't date
Ireneony,a well known illiterate

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Victoriabee ,a very thin girl with ego issues

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Marieolae-anger and temperamental issues

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Diddydiva-for no reason

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Nneka123-raw and disgusting fine girl,who often roars like a lion

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Twaci-she doesn't care about boys,she just uses theM as a tool

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Tohpahz-she never says hi

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ifoundmyperfect:


Undoubtedly...

VictoriaBee:
You know i'd rather be a lesbian than date you.

wristwatch:



Bro,

1. Rokiatu: I no fit date this woman because only God know if her yansh nah real or fake. How person go dey display yansh like provisions for yaba market.

2. Missclasssy: Her wahala too much. If na like this she go be true life, den na to pick 440 race run from her

3: I cannot date a lady that will quit the relationship after getting her an item like phone

khia:



Hey! What's up homegirl?

Twaci:
kinglekan is just breaking my heart!

First na subbied, now u...

I may end u following merlissa's advice sef!

*setting alarm to 1.00am*

Unibenstudent:
which u unfortunately already are..a proud celebrated lesbian

VictoriaBee:

ko ni beta fun e.

Unibenstudent:
but u have no known boyfriend who oils ur engine..so u may be a lesbian.

VictoriaBee:

You are sick. You live your life on NL.

Anyway, going by your peppersoup logic, do you know my girlfriend?

Unibenstudent:
nah,,but someone like u is very likely to use dubious means to get a handsome boy to like her..u and I know u r trying so hard to get a haNdsome boy as boyfriend.

VictoriaBee:

I have many, queuing.

KingTom:
Iamploutous ke?

VictoriaBee:
You know i'd rather be a lesbian than date you.

Tomfrench:
oh...so ur that guy

vjsmiles:
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I cant date farano

Of course we know why i cant date her but apart from that she will kill a brother in bed
Below a picture illustration...
Na joke i dey o [/size]

MrsChima:


It is obvious you haven't left the village!

dechandel:
Choi.. I fear for this your style of friend zoning o

MrLayih:
that playing ground is mine...being guarding it since 299bc

DarkkRebel:



and you are proud of owing that maggot-infested incubator?

MrLayih:
you mean incubator

DarkkRebel:


yeah. ..incubator meant for eggs.
ovaries/eggs.

what are you doing awake, did you even snooze at all.

cherryice:
missclassy or darkrebel666 dammnnn shda known

khia:




There are so many men on this site who think that white/light skin is better than their dark skin so how am I suppose to know that you were being sarcastic.

iAmPloutos:

Borrussia:
Bro, why do you like insulting the girls I like nah, dia ris god ooo


ThAt girl is off limits bro, really. Thanks in anticipation

icedbeatz:

lol at the off limits shii, he's not insulting any of them rather he's stating an analysis about them and if you are able to avoid sentiments may be then you will observe the obvious trash they post from their degenerating brain. Been a little fun reading some of the constructive posts.

@the son of mark sire may your river of flawless vocabulary never stop to flow, I duff my hat on that. You will make a very good analyst bro. Thank God we have Nigerians who really understands how to use the English language.

Just playing my part to make us (the country) whole.

About your prayer: amen!