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Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by spencekat(m): 3:36pm On May 29, 2015
efilefun:
The funniest was when he called past leaders "spoilt children" the look on ibb's face was epic... But that statement was I belong to everyone which includes tinubu and I belong to no one unlike the outgoing administration who was been remote controlled
By Obasanjo?
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by egobetatoday: 3:48pm On May 29, 2015
Anapuao:
Lol. Naija no dey carry last indeed
This will be Baba's catch phrase for a long time... I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody! nice

just like the popular gej's 'i had no shoes'.
time shall tell.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 3:50pm On May 29, 2015
folabayo1:
shame on you and ur entire family cos me am happily married wink
And as for ur mother my dad is still tellin bout her u just can't imagine grin
Oya reply and tell me more about a useless mother that gives birth to a mannerless child!

Seems al you do is curse people's mothers whenever they shove your fvckups to your face? Shows that you lack motherly love in your life! I know how hard it is for your mother to have brought you into this world and let you suffer while she was busy doing olosho work in Osn state. You and your useless mother are well known prostitùtes in Ilaorogun or you think I did not recognize you?

Now that you can barely feed because your useless governor has not paid salary for over 6 months, you fùck even beggars and hausa indomie fast food vendors for just a plate of indomie with pure water. Sorry for you o!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Precioussilas10: 3:54pm On May 29, 2015
e be lyk say tinubu bla come there.see hm eyes
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by folabayo1(f): 4:04pm On May 29, 2015
Decryptor:


Seems al you do is curse people's mothers whenever they shove your fvckups to your face? Shows that you lack motherly love in your life! I know how hard it is for your mother to have brought you into this world and let you suffer while she was busy doing olosho work in Osn state. You and your useless mother are well known prostitùtes in Ilaorogun or you think I did not recognize you?

Now that you can barely feed because your useless governor has not paid salary for over 6 months, you fùck even beggars and hausa indomie fast food vendors for just a plate of indomie with pure water. Sorry for you o!
u don't know me u are just a stalker undecided
tongue
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by ojay2053(m): 4:11pm On May 29, 2015
See face, onye oshi, come and cart $# away nau.. tongue
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2015
folabayo1:
u don't know me u are just a stalker undecided
tongue

You that came to my colleague while we were on a govt assignment in Ilarogun and was begging him for N200 while we were passing by the ogogoro joint where you stay all evening? You promised to do whatever "he wants" and he quickly shoved N500 on you and we moved away quickly because the odor oozing from you was too much to bear. I learnt you have relocated to Lagos to make ends meet. Prostitùte!

Oya, deny it now and let Sango strike you dead!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by mjb05(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2015
Make u stop dey lie 2 us, no b d cloth way tinubu where b that

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Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by folabayo1(f): 4:24pm On May 29, 2015
Decryptor:


You that came to my colleague while we were on a govt assignment in Ilarogun and was begging him for N200 while we were passing by the ogogoro joint where you stay all evening? You promised to do whatever "he wants" and he quickly shoved N500 on you and we moved away quickly because the odor oozing from you was too much to bear. I learnt you have relocated to Lagos to make ends meet. Prostitùte!

Oya, deny it now and let Sango strike you dead!
sango will strike u and ur born and unborn children to death!
Well av neva been to ila but I will try and visit this year.
Now listen! Sickness and untimely death will forever reign in ur household for as long as u can't mind ur biznes and respect ladies! From today and dis minute failure has become ur friend and all ur endeavour in life shall be nothing but waste! It shall come to pass except and only if I insulted u first.
Oya reply and receive more!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by remirez07(m): 4:34pm On May 29, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
[size=14pt]............At the same time, he said he belonged to everybody, Tinubu inclusive.[/size]
may Almighty God continue to bless ur brain....... Some peoples are fools of α little statement.......... Still old shit. my prayer ᶤร may God almighty grand the new president the sense to rule us with the fear of God. I รee N๏ change.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by deebsman1(m): 4:34pm On May 29, 2015
Leader, Tinubu the Jagaban Borgu, Aare Agbalagba Oye, Greatest politician of our time,Jagun Jagun for war front, Ola(Wealth) Baba Habibat, Owo Baba Oluseyi, Oko(husband of) Oluremi Bilki, The Asiwaju of Lagos, Our Leader, The Conqurer of PDP, Akanbi Omo Olodode, haters can go and die. undecided
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by MizJanet(f): 4:39pm On May 29, 2015
colossus2:
I remember when some prophets said Buhari will not smell Aso Rock.
gods of men undecided

Dont mind those ones , they are pastorpreneurs doing their best to enlarge their pockets.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Nobody: 4:42pm On May 29, 2015
Says it all

Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Blackfire(m): 4:54pm On May 29, 2015
Folabayor1 and decryptor report to my station now. *bringing out a big whip*
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by HzRF(m): 4:54pm On May 29, 2015
efilefun:
The funniest was when he called past leaders "spoilt children" the look on ibb's face was epic... But that statement was I belong to everyone which includes tinubu and I belong to no one unlike the outgoing administration who was been remote controlled
Na u buy the remote control nw


Stupid pple everywhere
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by adesomide(m): 4:55pm On May 29, 2015
Lie, Tinubu was dressed in a blue Agbada today, during the inauguration.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by r33d(m): 4:55pm On May 29, 2015
Na 8 dey write for him cap oo grin grin grin
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by usmanma(m): 5:15pm On May 29, 2015
Haaaaaa....lol
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 6:08pm On May 29, 2015
folabayo1:
sango will strike u and ur born and unborn children to death!
Well av neva been to ila but I will try and visit this year.
Now listen! Sickness and untimely death will forever reign in ur household for as long as u can't mind ur biznes and respect ladies! From today and dis minute failure has become ur friend and all ur endeavour in life shall be nothing but waste! It shall come to pass except and only if I insulted u first.
Oya reply and receive more!


You said I was mad and to you, it is not an insult abi?

The way sickness and untimely death is already reigning in your own household!

I declare that as from today, anything you lay your hand upon shall not florish! You and your family will suffer lack all the days of your life! Your children will receive education but will never get knowledge! Your spouse will fail in his job, business and whatever he does to bring food to the table. You and your family will toil and till the ground only to encounter stones and thorns! People will behold you and your entire family and pray that God protects them from the kind of poverty and failure you and your family will suffer! You will fail in the works of your hands, your husband (if you are married) will fail in the bid to be productive and your children will fail in their studies! You and your family members will not die on time but will live a life where the dead will be better than you!

Just watch and see! You will definitely remember this day!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by godoluwa(m): 6:21pm On May 29, 2015
dharay99:
tinubu n obj...
Only god knows who is more handsome... grin
none of d above!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by godoluwa(m): 6:25pm On May 29, 2015
folabayo1 & decryptor should plz stop insulting nd cursing each other

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Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Wazeera: 6:29pm On May 29, 2015
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Nobody: 6:31pm On May 29, 2015
folabayo1:
I hope ur family is aware of ur madness?
Its beta to inform them before it gets out of hand cos na small small e dey start!
Honestly I wish God can turn you to an ugly lady because ur heart is ugly... why are u never happy?
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Neplusultra(f): 6:38pm On May 29, 2015
Decryptor:


I will inform them after you have reduced the size of that your wide nose that is large enough to hide a plate of amala and ewedu! Now fúck off you bleached olosho!
shocked grin
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Meti99(m): 6:40pm On May 29, 2015
I see nothing special about this statement

It could also mean..

"I belong to nobody but i belong to somebody(tinubu)"



Let him go and ...!!!
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by lalasticlala(m): 6:46pm On May 29, 2015
Wazeera:

Tinubu wasn't dressed like this today

Its like u didn't understand the joke the poster made
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Nobody: 7:29pm On May 29, 2015
Don't look at him wit ur evil eye cus u won't take anythin from him.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by isalegan2: 9:28pm On May 29, 2015
lumzybo:
That moment when Buhari said "I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody" Tinubu be like "abi eleyi ti ya were ni" cheesy

hahahaha. You got 200 likes even though not everyone can read Yoruba. shocked Maybe 300 if you translated. . . grin
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by folabayo1(f): 9:29pm On May 29, 2015
Decryptor:



You said I was mad and to you, it is not an insult abi?

The way sickness and untimely death is already reigning in your own household!

I declare that as from today, anything you lay your hand upon shall not florish! You and your family will suffer lack all the days of your life! Your children will receive education but will never get knowledge! Your spouse will fail in his job, business and whatever he does to bring food to the table. You and your family will toil and till the ground only to encounter stones and thorns! People will behold you and your entire family and pray that God protects them from the kind of poverty and failure you and your family will suffer! You will fail in the works of your hands, your husband (if you are married) will fail in the bid to be productive and your children will fail in their studies! You and your family members will not die on time but will live a life where the dead will be better than you!

Just watch and see! You will definitely remember this day!
you av no idea what awaits u!
Just wait and see.
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 29, 2015
lolz
Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Deprime007: 9:35pm On May 29, 2015
I don hook 4 laugh o

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