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Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by kr0ne(m): 11:13am On May 30, 2015 |
007Bruce Vs Darkrebel666 Opener Rhymes Similes/ Metaphor Punchlines Personals Flow Wordplay Closer Rules - Strictly 12 bars - Deadline is 6PM (Nigerian time) on Sunday, 31st May 2015. - Voting is open to regular members only. Rules - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments in the thread before or after battle - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defense of your verse please save them for after voting is over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - LAST TO CHECK MUST BE FIRST TO DROP!!! Best of luck!!! 6 Likes |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 1:57pm On May 30, 2015 |
no always ultra so I check |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 8:14am On May 31, 2015 |
check. 007Bruce. if your bars would be ready by 3pm, then let's post then. |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 12:22pm On May 31, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:alright let's post by then |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 31, 2015 |
007Bruce:okay, no problem by 3pm or 3:30 latest we post. |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 4:17pm On May 31, 2015 |
•I'm only here to condemn the gay/ boy, put his head on plate/ cos I've long waited to end his fate/ even emaprince knows i'm only 'burying my chances', cos I already 'dug 6 foot at dawn' to send him to an 'early grave'/ •You're a fåg and a coward/ who brags on net and claims the 'oga' with the power/ but the truth is you wouldn't be 'at the top' if you stand on a tower/ and you could post your wack bars on 'time' and wouldn't be the man of the hour/ •Teddy whooped you twice, youre truly a fool/ max was all over you and now you screwing with Bruce?/ you lost woefully to krone, you're losing this too/ cos your duel with 'lime' was a failure, how could this be 'fruitful to you?/ •I ball with street thugs/ that love to beat dawgs/ we'd visit his crib if he takes the win here, to nail his mom and 'pin pop'/but the question is; can this' sore loser beat Bruce after all the 'sweet' talk/ •I've got the mark of leniency/ and take shïts cool even when I'm being trashed repeatedly/but he's rude bourish abusive and despice every man/ so how can he 'light up this match' / when he has not a 'spark' of decency?/ •y'all know darkrebel ain't a skillful vet/ reason his verses looks shitty and always filled with threat/ something like i'd press his head in a 5naira note til the bïtch is dead/ your bars are "long and boring" they should be called a dïck instead/ •Bruce is nice and cute/ thats a compliment from your wife and boo/I get affections from girls with small tïis and those with Giant boobs/but you're getting loved by no one even 'cyclops' won't have 'an eye for you'/ •You cant avoid it, the vet will die/ cos I won't stop bashing him even when the monkey begs and cries/ and if he tries to punch with the fist, my "blade go fall him hand" like he's getting disappointed by wesley snipe!! •I'm fit ta whoop ya/ with skills that's colder/ we cant be compared reason the voters would put me above ya/ cos when looking at Bruce, they see a great man ... but they see nothing in the dark like peeps suffering from NYCTALOPIA!/ Demishasmith: •i call his sister's a slüt and a cheap bae/ cos it wouldn't cost me much to fück her Vjay/ i mean I could 'do D sis with 5naira' without even going back and forth with Dj/ •he said I'm soft, my face don't scare him/ and he's tough his rage is deadly/ but when the cat SAW me in his block having a conversation with demi/ "the püssy started running from one place to another" like "tom chasing jerry"/ www.nairaland.com/2010732/nl-king-tournament-final-guykhena •With rage, I bruise and smash rivals/ who think they're good in rap battles/ and you'd be cooked alive, michael/ for squaring up to this man, cos you wouldn't beat this GUY if you were mikuz in that final 12 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 4:27pm On May 31, 2015 |
.. Kr0ne .. Limerick, Giyazz and sosiq are debarred from voting.. this is Bruce's picture
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Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 31, 2015 |
Obliteration of Bruce the troglodytic oaf • I'm Freddy Krueger in this donnybrook, more brutal than the 10th plague/ Bruce is a worthless can of puke, I should put a noose round his stabbed nape/ you'll see Bruce wane like Batman , when I hook him with backaches/ and how's this pikey scum venomous?..when he's just a shook gook and bland snake/ a screwed schnook in this rap game/ fu¢k an opener punch... I'd rather scratch my unwashed anus....then give Bruce a handshake! / • Witness the spasms of pain, as I'm fluxing this crude coon/ leave him with a deformed foreskin, peeled gums and a removed tooth/ the Rebel is a mobile wikipedia...beat-boxing a gloom tune/ but Bruce is a simpleton.. a fluke,dunce and a spoof goon / so feel free to call him a 'smurf' …cos his brain emits intelligence...only once in a 'blue' moon! / • DJ exposed your photo, the one similar to a ram's face/ and we all saw a light-skinned gremlin..with cheeks puffier than a damn cake/ your nostrils were two times Kompany's head...you looked dirtier than the thrash place/ and your thick lips were larger...than Ethiopia's landscape!/ Jesus!....they say beauty lies in the beholder's 'eye' ...but everybody's 'cornea' .... 'thinks you're uglier than Bance!' / • I'll blast your rotator with a blunderbuss, dent your pelvis,thighs and shoulders/ debilitate your elbow extensor muscles,..with a fetish knife or boulder/ and that's because you're a nutcase,..a pettish dyke and toddler/ how did you escape the asylum?...you anguished sad imposter!/ to cut the long story short...Bruce is a mentally-ill north-pole bear ... .a certified bi-polar! / • We've delved into your history... don't lie your mama wasn't rap£d/ or that you didn't ditch a 'lady'...to go 'gaga' with the gays/ you have the swag of a defaced Jabbawock....you can't hang here with the greats/ you need to embrace your monkey origin..before you'd be granted in my space/ cos you keep yelping that you're human...yet DNA tests have proved.... that you were fathered by an ape!/ •Your gorilla-looking parents..are barbaric to the sight/ a 2 year old sees them....and starts to panic and cry/ cos they are foul-smelling creatures...they should be banished for life/ and as a matter of fact, last time they strolled ....a passer-by screamed..- CHARLES DARWIN WAS RIGHT!!! / •see as my bars connect?.. I'm a strong raged welder/ set to inflict you like FYH...with pox,AIDS, influenza/ see I've decided to plank you with 'cash' ...for being a sore lame beggar/ so its 'haymakers with the 'dollars' .. till you're bumped, maimed, dismembered/ translation?... Bruce is getting punched by the 'money' ..... I'm Floyd May Weather ! / • I'll show up at your sister's wedding...to slit and strike her vein/ she's gon' be jabbering frantically...when i spill her idle brain/ I'm a very mean Mandrake, and after I kick and blight the dame/ I'll string Bruce to a railway ..then spit on the bridegroom's face/ and after the best man dies...I'll hastily crush Bruce to death...with the flipping 'bridal train'! / • while you were sipping tea, this psycho drank grenades/ blabber or start tirades...and I'll fling a cyclone in your way/ I go scientific and you go artistic... but your Picasso raps are vague/ I'm charged up and high voltage ..but this macho is a lame/its glaring I'm hip-hop's live wire...and you're just a typo in the game/ so quit bragging you spewed electricity bars ... cos they are nowhere close to mine ...you're Michael FARAWAY! / • Let's talk about your mother...how she's a b1tch that's truly h0rny/ I'll tell you how she gobbled my ¢ock..and how i screwed her loose punnani/ how she su¢ked my piccolo, and said my flute was yummy/ and how my sp£rms erupted... and I shot my fluid on her tummy/ that's right twit, your mum is a cougar..a snitching tool and dummy/ and on a certain Saturday night ..she got banged in a 'St.Louis packet' ....- that's how you treat a 'sugar' mummy!/ • My Penmanship is unparagoned...shawarma's known as major/ you boast of being the core..but none of them homies know ya/cos your skill is infinitesimal...plus you're known for phony bogus/ I'll Oando and Conoil you badly...till your ghost is disfigured/ and If you see Bruce stringed to a filling station .... I only did that to prove...that's he's such a Total failure! / • this is the end of a spastic flaccid flea...that's been rendered inefficient/ by my lyrical eloquence...and metaphorical sequence/ I've pissed, farted and shitted on Bruce..we shouldn't be mentioned in a sentence/ Ya'll think I'm a battler?...nah I'm a quizzer ..and this verse was to question his existence !/ 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 5:42pm On May 31, 2015 |
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Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 5:55pm On May 31, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:post jare who is feeding on your bars... post or I remove my verse too... kr0ne |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 5:56pm On May 31, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 5:57pm On May 31, 2015 |
.. 007Bruce: |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by GIYAZZ(m): 6:11pm On May 31, 2015 |
007Bruce: Punchlines wey dey give koko/ From Unilag, Magado to isoko/ Bruce won this battle for me. Darkrebel you just got whooped. Get ready for our battle nextweek though. . . Bruce killed you. I will bury you! 1 Like |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 6:18pm On May 31, 2015 |
GIYAZZ: scroll up..I already told krone you, sosiq and lime are debarred from voting. pained hater.. bye and grow up |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by kr0ne(m): 6:21pm On May 31, 2015 |
Open for votes Emaprince Ibime Airmark Mikuz Elymaxiimus Guykhena Dj5naira Coogar Siddoggg Elvisonjack2 Heywhizzy Obesemf Loonat11kk Teddybiyasi Gladyys Gottoboy Jreyez Kinglahkay Guys, we need ur votes ASAP |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 6:21pm On May 31, 2015 |
giiyaz pls abeg no derail this thread |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by sinizia: 7:34pm On May 31, 2015 |
Wow!! This battle is sick!! Both of y'all came hard. I love it. Can't wait for Dark and Giyazz's duel. I hope it surpasses the braggadocio. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by obesemf(m): 8:40pm On May 31, 2015 |
Make i read again modified Opener - Bruce Rhymes - Rebel,(Bruce seemed to fall off at times) Sim/Mets- Rebel Punch- Rebel (direct, in your face lines) Personals- Bruce Flow - Bruce Wordplay - Bruce Closer - Rebel what's the tie breaker? Based on the one i found more entertaining - 007Bruce wins 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by GIYAZZ(m): 8:58pm On May 31, 2015 |
obesemf:Which verse got you bobbing your head? "Most entertaining" is the tie breaker. |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Heywhizzy(m): 9:04pm On May 31, 2015 |
opener- tie..non wowing rhymes- darkrebel metaphors- 007bruce. . but they see nothing in the dark like peeps suffering from NYCTALOPIA! flow- darkrebel wordplay- 007bruce..so many pun personals- 007bruce punchline- 007bruce..I love this..I ball with street thugs/ that love to beat dawgs/ we'd visit his crib if he takes the win here, to nail his mom and 'pin pop'/but the question is; can this' sore loser beat Bruce after all the 'sweet' talk/ closer- darkrebel mvgt Bruce Lee |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by ronald4lif(m): 9:11pm On May 31, 2015 |
Interesting punchlines. Following... |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by goshikid: 9:26pm On May 31, 2015 |
HAHAHAHA! MVGT=007BRUCE/BRUISE! I DIDNT WANT TO C0MMENT ON THIS THO!
BUT BRUCE GOT THE WHOLE POINTS
I'D LUV TO SEE 007BRUCE VS DJ5NAIRA!
HIYAAAH!!! |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 9:31pm On May 31, 2015 |
Heywhizzy: If you read the bar well you'd understand it but of course you are a dumbo, plus your hate and prejudice beclouded your vision and judgement. •electricity ain't close to mine/far away. Close/far away/distance/ were used to wordplay with Faraday. you just looked like a re£tard now. and what do you mean your verdict? haven't i banned you from voting in my brawls forever or are you stewpid? If you couldn't comprehend a line that simple how do we trust your judgements? Please..you and your ilks have been banned forever in threads. I don't know why you still come to derail wherever I'm battling... keep your hate and worthless votes off my thread. I script for the elites and not your illiterate type, or do you see me commenting in your battle threads. stay on your lane. Kr0ne.. You are the moderator of this. warn all these derailers and take care of that pained iyasara dude derailing and manipulating voters. 2 Likes |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Emaprince: 9:44pm On May 31, 2015 |
Darkrebel, your build ups are tooo long. They disrupt the flow and dulls the punchlines. Just had to point that out... Reading again....vote coming... 1 Like |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Heywhizzy(m): 9:51pm On May 31, 2015 |
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Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Bars(m): 9:52pm On May 31, 2015 |
Hmmm..bruce is really cray Thumbs |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Bars(m): 9:53pm On May 31, 2015 |
Heywhizzy: Lmao dis silly don reach here |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 9:55pm On May 31, 2015 |
Bars:your verdict pls |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by 007Bruce: 9:57pm On May 31, 2015 |
Bars:your verdict pls |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by GIYAZZ(m): 9:58pm On May 31, 2015 |
Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Nobody: 9:59pm On May 31, 2015 |
Heywhizzy: You are a wack hating r£tard. your mother should have swallowed your dad's sperm with a bottle of coke. a complete waste of the s£men is what you are! You were not using it to degrade my bars? or because you were too dull to decode a simple word play? shrimp the day you learn how to compose a dope bar is the day you start voting in my brawls.. besides, you've been banned from voting in my brawls long ago so why are you bringing your stupidity here.? see this putrid lilliputian saying I force metas when I hardly used them in this brawl. shows how clueless you are. go back to literature class and stop derailing this thread. your opinion is as worthless as that of warribloood |
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