RomanceLander:
Mine keeps getting unlimited calls from his departmental girls .
And they keep visiting him .

Anyshaa the worst has not happened yet.

Apex32:
He talk too much

Zane2point4:
She always poke noses, I might be dating an ex FBI agent, asking questions like;" this picture wasnt taken with ur fon cos the location says abj, therrfore u went to abj to be wt someone.

checks my call log and shouts "hey you have called this number for like 6 times today who is she"?

the one wey vase me pass is:she checks my whatsapp time stamp and asks "u logged off arnd 12am in d morning who were u chatting with cos I logged out arnd 8?

lols, some babes smart o.

apparentlylaw:
na my book sure pass + prefer charting to calling ....i dont even call my family pple sef or even fwendzzzz........but guess she always wants to hear my voice

KingTom:
Baba Ayyyyo we need to do something o, these guys are embarrassing us. Na their papa say make dem go school, dem go dey ping dey play for Nairaland, just imagine full grown agbaya no sabi present tense and past tense. Kai!!

thecommunist:
you dont have a girlfriend, you have a slave!

suzzy16:
hmmm,nawa o

Rexnegro:

Abi na , she don even break up wit me. I hapi ehn

suzzy16:
hmmm,I dnt really remember what u posted about her again,wat led to d breakup

suzzy16:
lol at gbagaun

suzzy16:
sorry,dis isn't love

PMBlackett:
Hmm. What is love then?

KingTom:

Rexnegro:

As in she don't no how ride n suck dicck n she talk too much

Rexnegro:

As in she don't no how ride n suck dicck n she talk too much

suzzy16:
she is too perfect with u,which isn't love,maybe she is in it for d money sha

PMBlackett:
You know I was being sarcastic, right?

suzzy16:
I see

thecommunist:
are you a learner?

suzzy16:
learner in what

thecommunist:
in the art of sarcasm.

Rexnegro:

As in she don't no how ride n suck dicck n she talk too much

Annypie:
Mine is just a serious bully oo.


As if its by force to swallow something. .mtcheww

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

starlingslimnet:
I am content with all that she does and say

ADVICE: Stop seeing fault in your partner nd u will be the best partner ever.