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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:27am On Jun 03, 2015

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 9:30am On Jun 03, 2015

haywire1:

Hmmmmm, 99% first class student ain't social @all, they don't visit forum nor social media so how u do am

I smell foul play , which uni?

Well, i started social media stuff when i got nothing doing. In our last meeting with our HOD, he made a statement that our set will have one radical first class maybe is because i touched all aspects of life in school. I was my departmental president.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:36am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima:
My e-family members, you guys should help me thank God o. My exam officer just called me now that i made a first class in economics, thank God o who be me?

Congrats!! ! U try no b small. . Were u not close to it/ nt already in it(1st class) for 1st semester result?

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:37am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima:
Well, i started social media stuff when i got nothing doing. In our last meeting with our HOD, he made a statement that our set will have one radical first class maybe is because i touched all aspects of life in school. I was my departmental president.

Good, Which uni?

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:47am On Jun 03, 2015

Kingsley kogi state uni ghost mode unactivated as I Don see my result hehe

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 9:51am On Jun 03, 2015

blym:
Congrats!! ! U try no b small. . Were u not close to it/ nt already in it(1st class) for 1st semester result?

We did 5 courses plus project 6 in our final semester and i needed 6 As to graduate with first class. I got 5 As and 1B, a lecturer deliberately gave me a B, So one of our profs started protesting for me that they must give me a first class. It was fight bro.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima:
We did 5 courses plus project 6 in our final semester and i needed 6 As to graduate with first class. I got 5 As and 1B, a lecturer deliberately gave me a B, So one of our profs started protesting for me that they must give me a first class. It was fight bro.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebesbt1(m): 9:56am On Jun 03, 2015

haliluck:
Inyama!!!! Stay away 4rm me b4 I report u 2 d police

this "fille" is igbo

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:58am On Jun 03, 2015

presher:
Kingsley kogi state uni ghost mode unactivated as I Don see my result hehe

welcum. . Course ? Ur preferrd place of service? Ur bank acct no and ur atm pin?

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:59am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima:
My e-family members, you guys should help me thank God o. My exam officer just called me now that i made a first class in economics, thank God o who be me?

Congratulations

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebesbt1(m): 10:04am On Jun 03, 2015

majidyusuf:

see ur life.. Just to open new page abi?

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebesbt1(m): 10:12am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima accept my sincere felicitation. More petrol to ur tank.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:13am On Jun 03, 2015

2el:
Good morning

153days.....November 3rd

have a blessed day.....

Has the timetable been released? How did you know it is November 3rd?

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 10:16am On Jun 03, 2015

Ayima:
My e-family members, you guys should help me thank God o. My exam officer just called me now that i made a first class in economics, thank God o who be me?

Wow.. That's great.. Congrats....

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 10:22am On Jun 03, 2015

A South African man walked into a
restaurant in Pretoria. As soon as he
entered, he noticed a Nigerian man
sitting in the corner. So he walked
over to the counter, removed his
wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this
restaurant, except that NIGERIAN over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant, except the Nigerian. However, instead of becoming upset, the Nigerian simply looked up at the South African and shouted, "Thank you!"

That infuriated the S.A man. So once again, the South African took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that NIGERIAN sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the Nigerian.

When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Nigerian man simply smiled at the South African and shouted, "Thank you!" That made the South African man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad

"

The waiter smiled at the South African and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant."

May God make your enemies work unknowingly in your favor this new month ..... Amen!

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 03, 2015

iykebesbt1:
see ur life.. Just to open new page abi?

lol, all na goal

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebesbt1(m): 10:29am On Jun 03, 2015

majidyusuf:
lol, all na goal

this one na offside goal.. Oya where is ref hilsocial, come decide whether this goal go stand or not.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 03, 2015

blym:
welcum. . Course ? Ur preferrd place of service? Ur bank acct no and ur atm pin?

course-accounting preferred place-nassarawa bank act-u want give me money ATM pin-lol

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 03, 2015

iykebesbt1:
this one na offside goal.. Oya where is ref hilsocial, come decide whether this goal go stand or not.

na onto goal line tech

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebesbt1(m): 10:50am On Jun 03, 2015

majidyusuf:
na onto goal line tech

.lol u win

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:10am On Jun 03, 2015

Beamborla:

Nothing... I really don't mind if you push truck but let your bank acc balance speak for you

What am I missing?I smell something.Hope is not what am thinking

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 11:10am On Jun 03, 2015

Congratulations Mr Ayima on your first class.
Oya go and open a testimony thread about it. If you can get it to FP it will create some publicity for Mr Nairaland ministry and show that you are smart and brainy.
Don't brag on that thread oh, just be humble and grateful and thankful.
Also don't quote this post. Just do as I say if you want.

Congratulations once more grin

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 11:11am On Jun 03, 2015

Gazaliah:

What am I missing?I smell something.Hope is not what am thinking

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:16am On Jun 03, 2015

Truckpusher:
Must everything be about the greenback?

Come lemme drown you with love o jare

What are you trying to do?You wanna seduce my love abi?
#CockGun,#Holding A Machete

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Truckpusher(m): 11:18am On Jun 03, 2015

Gazaliah:

What are you trying to do?You wanna seduce my love abi?
#CockGun,#Holding A Machete

You cocked a gun and holding a machete at the same time?

You must be the silliest killer of all time. grin

Holding those two items at the same time is as good as not holding anyone at all.

Don't ask me why. grin

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:18am On Jun 03, 2015

hilsocial:
Goal oooooooo Pulls shirt, running like Drogba to celebrate like Ronaldo, greets God like Messi den thanks teammates babatawa, handassaheke, haliluck,gazaliah, thespark, stancity, starlight101 and the special one deracathy den shouts VoteAyima4MrNL

Oshey

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 11:22am On Jun 03, 2015

I suggest a duel between the two fighters.
The winner takes the girl.

If you both die...... I help you guys with her.

Thanks grin

Please make it neat. I don't want blood all over my floors.

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:23am On Jun 03, 2015

Truckpusher:
You're cocked a gun and holding a machete at the same time?

You must be the silliest killer of all time.

Holding those two items at the same time is as good as not holding anyone at all.

Don't ask me why.

Am holding the two cos you may want to attack and what I know is that you can't be more smart that me shooting the gun...Its already cocked....Just try to make another move and you will be 4gotten.. angry

#KillinModeActivated

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 11:24am On Jun 03, 2015

starlight101:
thespark,
stancity, and the hilsocial
deracathy, haliluck 2el truckphusher chika odili, good morning to u all let not forget to vote Ayima for mr nairaland

Notice::
This is my goal number 4 of this tournament

Nice shot

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 11:27am On Jun 03, 2015

theSpark:
I suggest a duel between the two fighters.

The winner takes the girl.

If you both die...... I help you guys with her.

Thanks

Please make it neat. I don't want blood all over my floors.

Who and who

She is already MINE...And I don't joke with Beamborla..I no dey use her play at all..Even if you try anything funny(Tame her) like iron bender is trying to do,I go give you straight red card comot for NL

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Truckpusher(m): 11:28am On Jun 03, 2015

Gazaliah:

Am holding the two cos you may want to attack and what I know is that you can't be more smart that me shooting the gun...Its already cocked....Just try to make another move and you will be 4gotten..

#KillinModeActivated

I will simply buy time while allowing fatigue set in on both arms because they are bearing load and once you're a lil bit down on your guard, then the surprise and like all attackers they hate surprises - You'll react poorly not knowing what exact weapon to use and the machete will come in handy because it's heavier and before you could say Jack Robison it would become a fifty situation. tongue

Of course I won't come that far to die.

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