theSpark:
I suggest a duel between the two fighters.

The winner takes the girl.


If you both die...... I help you guys with her.


Thanks

Please make it neat. I don't want blood all over my floors.

Ayima:
My e-family members, you guys should help me thank God o. My exam officer just called me now that i made a first class in economics, thank God o who be me?

theSpark:
Someone said omavicky had a cool dp. Make I go check.

Stancity:
Thanks my man.. How i wish something will be given out... You know na

Truckpusher:
I will simply buy time while allowing fatigue set in on both arms because they are bearing load and once you're a lil bit down on your guard, then the surprise and like all attackers they hate surprises - You'll react poorly not knowing what exact weapon to use and the machete will come in handy because it's heavier and before you could say Jack Robison it would become a fifty situation.

Of course I won't come that far to die.

Truckpusher:
To slap you just dey hungry me mehn....

iykebesbt1:
this one na offside goal.. Oya where is ref hilsocial, come decide whether this goal go stand or not.

haliluck:

Slap ke? I'm nt surprised ur monicker shays it all shioor!

Gazaliah:



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah(Erin ika)

Who told you fatigue will set in on my both handDia is nothing like fifty when I dey see person wet wan come near my eWifey...That alone will give me more energy to carry the weapons at the same time....

#IronManModeActivated

Truckpusher:
I give up ,I can't die over a woman ,when we have too many of them around.

Carry go.......

Truckpusher:
You eh ,dem no dey play for una village sef?

iykebesbt1:
this "fille" is igbo

haliluck:

Wit dis ur monicker person no fit play wit u cos I dunno hw long u don dey push dat truck b4 u transfer vex on top my head....oya I don shift u can pass

Justfollowit:

Have you ever been in love?

I don't want your typical male shitty answer

blym:
no crime in dating elders, hz not d 1st neither will he b the last

Justfollowit:

Have you ever been in love?

I don't want your typical male shitty answer

Gazaliah:


Truckpusher,she don dry get crush for you...



She is already in love with you......#Laughingly

Truckpusher:
I give up ,I can't die over a woman ,when we have too many of them around.

Carry go.......

Truckpusher:
No go deceive ya self o.

These girls will say look but don't touch

Touch but don't squeeze

squeeze but don't show sign of pleasure.

Gazaliah:



Dat mean say person no smart be that..
Me,I go touch,squeeze and also show sign of pleasure and lastly everyone will know what we did in the corner(Pregnancy)...Sigh

haliluck:

No jus hug if u kiss me I wud chuk ur mouth...u wanto b kissing ur elders abi. So cos NYSC no quick mobilize u u want turn gigolo abi? No b 4 my body u go strt oya shift

haliluck:
Translation plz

Truckpusher:
Yeah! why do you ask?

Yinmu

MizMyColi:




Yinmu

hilsocial:


If wishes were houses, I will be playing in Man U now or signing documents in IBRD now. So, chill.

Gazaliah:




At last,I won the battle....Even some people don dey fight before I marry her but I win Dem all

No worry,you go find your own suitor (It be like say haliluck dry HI you but you no notice).


No talk say I tell you ooooo

Mnewton:
please when is batch b orientation coming up?

Gazaliah:


What am I missing?I smell something.Hope is not what am thinking

Stancity:
Can u play football?

Stancity:
From Next week.. Hope u have registered