theSpark:

I'd suggest they make employment open to graduates without NYSC cert only that they should make it temporary or on contract.

hilsocial:


Iyke and thespark, i wanna learn french again, whats d way forward.

khul:
Kk thanks..i dont c names here tho..but I am female,graduated from A.B.U zaria,in 2014 definitely my first time on the thread..u could call me Bb or khul.anymore y'all wanna know?tnx for answering my first question by the way..

jemimaa01:
boo,what's wrong you're going on and on.....are you under the influence,wet what and plant what

Truckpusher:
Teach me abeg.

I'm shy

theSpark:
Ca va bien
Tu etudes francais a universite?

theSpark:


No be our resident Alfa be this? They have spoilt you finally finally shey I warned you you no gree hear.

iykebesbt1:
Non. Je m'enseigner ..et toi?

Ayima:
My e-family members, you guys should help me thank God o. My exam officer just called me now that i made a first class in economics, thank God o who be me?

theSpark:
Oga venom104 how far.

khul:
Kk thanks..i dont c names here tho..but I am female,graduated from A.B.U zaria,in 2014 definitely my first time on the thread..u could call me Bb or khul.anymore y'all wanna know?tnx for answering my first question by the way..

Ayima:
Well, i started social media stuff when i got nothing doing. In our last meeting with our HOD, he made a statement that our set will have one radical first class maybe is because i touched all aspects of life in school. I was my departmental president.

iykebesbt1:
On Y va textbooks, transafique1 will give u a spring board.. I still learn on my own.. Even now.

Venom104:

I dey sir.. Anything for boys??

flexingPAPA:



i am on the verge of losing an internship job i was referred to because of this age issue..... they said 25 years which am obviously more than....







but a barrister friend is already manipulating some documents to that effect...... any way nah way.....

hilsocial:


I used to be good in my Js stage, we used dos materials, i will go search for dem, i hope i can learn dem again. Tanx

theSpark:


Je etudiez francaise a l'ecole secondaire. Je ecrivez waec en francaise aussi

theSpark:


Shey na you wan roll for AfDB and IRDB you better get to it quick. Abi na Portuguese you wan sabi? You have more chance with French cos you have a little knowledge.
knowing French is a plus if you want to work with these International bodies.

hilsocial:
Gazaliah , is up to u now. Just fulfilled my promise.

hilsocial:


I used to be good in my Js stage, we used dos materials, i will go search for dem, i hope i can learn dem again. Tanx

theSpark:


Stop to dey wash me for public dey call me Sir. We dey look up to God then una

babatawa:


okay calm down...

What skills do you have apart from ur qualifications?

Gazaliah:



Yeah,its DONE as well with mine.....


Haliluck,I don do am ooooo but will not last more than a day.....

hilsocial:



Gazaliah nice dp. Maybe mine will last for a wk. Haliluck we ve done our promises.

theSpark:
I SEE YOU BATTLING FOR THE LADIES ON THIS THR3AD WHO ARE MINE TO TRAIN GUIDE AND GUARD.
BEFORE YOU START TOASTIÑG FILL THIS OLD LONG FORM. ALL TOASTING MUST STOP LIKEWISE ALL MARRIAGES UNTIL I GRANT PERMISSION. THANK YOU.
Gazaliah Babatawa Hilsocial take this form and make photocopies for other guys.



APPLICATION FORM FOR PERMISSION TO DATE
MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and
rejected unless accompanied by a complete
financial statement, job history, lineage, and current
medical report from a doctor of my choice.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE
OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________
IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________
INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________
DRIVERS LICENCE ________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND
BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________y
STATE___________ POSTCODE______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married
______________________________
If less than your age, explain
________________________________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes
__No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes
__No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button
ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE,
DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST
RUNNING.)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to
you?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY
DAUGHTER' mean to you?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean
to you?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church/Mosque/Shrine you attend
___________________________________________________
How often you attend
________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
Father? _____________
Mother?_____________
Priest Pastor Imam or Babalawo? _____________
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely
all answers
are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot
would be:
________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want
broken is my:
________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not
ask me about is:
________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
_______________________________
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
F: When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice
about her first is:
________________________________________________________
G: What is the current going rate of a motel room?
__________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED
ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF
DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
INDIGENOUS AUSTRALIAN BULL ANT TORTURE,
CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION,
CHINESE WATER TORTURE and RED HOT POKERS
________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name,
slowpoke!)
_______________________________
________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature
_______________________________
________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi/ Babalawo/ Imam State or Federal Government
Representative
_______________________________ (Their stamp goes
here )
Notary Public
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be
genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are
approved. Please do not try to call or write, If
your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin
cases. (You might watch your back)
To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules
for Dating.
Daddy's Rules for Dating
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if
you're a guy):
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk
you'd better be delivering a carton of beer,
because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You
may glance at her so long as you do not peer at
anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your
eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will
remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for
boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely
that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please
don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your
friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair
and open minded about this issue, so I propose
this compromise: You may come to the door with
your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes
too big, and I will not object. However, in order to
ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off
during the course of your date with my daughter, I
will take my electric nail gun and fasten your
trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world sex
without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind
can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to
sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get
to know each other, we should talk about sports,
politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not
do this. The only information I require from you is
an indication of when you expect to have my
daughter safely back at my house, and the only
word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with
many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine
with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little
girl, you will continue to date no one but her until
she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will
make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my
daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes
by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on
time for the movie, you should not be dating. My
daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than
can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour
Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't
you do something useful, like changing the oil in
my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date
with my daughter: Places where there are beds,
sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool,
places where there is darkness, places where there
is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places
where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops,
midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a
sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to
her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual
themes are to be avoided; movies that feature
chain saws are okay. Cricket games are okay, Old
folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied,
balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on
issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-
knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask
you where you are going and with whom, you have
one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel,
and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with
me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me
to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway
for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near
Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up,
the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean
the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter
home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you
should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear
voice that you have brought my daughter home
safely and early then return to your car - there is
no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged
face at the window is mine

theSpark:


Shey na you wan roll for AfDB and IRDB you better get to it quick. Abi na Portuguese you wan sabi? You have more chance with French cos you have a little knowledge.
knowing French is a plus if you want to work with these International bodies.

theSpark:
Who has seen miccoy? It's like he has been exiled by the mods oh

hilsocial:

U didn't ask NK again abi. Check my dp, maybe we ve met in FUTO smwia.