Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,199,122 members, 7,970,451 topics. Date: Wednesday, 09 October 2024 at 09:13 AM

7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) (2218 Views)

Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use / What Does This Lady Really Mean? / 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Princephelar(m): 7:40am On Jun 03, 2015
1 “Shank”

Shank is the absolute bottom of the barrel. Busted, beat, fugly are other more common terms. On the standard 1 to 10 scale these girls are a hard 1 or 2. Never any higher. These poor girls are so hideously grotesque even the most desperate man would rather just beat off before he put his penis anywhere near her. The kind of girl you would not even Bleep with a stolen dick. Shank chicks are usually fat, but still somehow have small breasts. Their ass can usually be found in the front and you know what they say, “Guys don’t make passes at girls with frontal asses.” I think you get the picture.


2. “Cute”

Cute girls are usually the more publically tame and reserved type of female. The prototypical ‘girl next door’, if you will. They dress in a more conservative fashion and wear just the right amount of make-up. Think Zooey Deschanel as the definition of the ‘cute’ girl. These are the girls you are proud to bring home to mom and have the most marriage potential, if you are into that kind of thing. They are extra sexy because when you get a cute girl behind closed doors and bring out that sexy part of her, she becomes hotter than the hottest slut in the club. Cute girls also tend to be a little awkward with themselves, making them even more adorable. My personal favorites.


3. “Nice”

Fat. If someone uses ‘nice’ as the first and only descriptor, she’s a beluga whale. They may also describe her as having a ‘pretty face’. Red flags all the way.

4. “Slut”

Universal term used by men and women alike. While the most obvious trait of a slut is her aptitude for riding dick, it can also be a perception. There are sluts out there that may not be having even half the sex as they are perceived to be. But in the end perception is all that matters, really. Sluts have very low self-esteem and need constant attention to fill that huge void in their soul. Sadly they only understand negative attention. The cycle of hopping from dick to dick only worsens the self-loathing as they seek acceptance from men in the only way they know how, sex. Sluts are usually somewhat physically attractive and suitable for banging. A solid 6 to 7 on the standard scale. Sluts like to go out dressed as provocatively as possible and drink copious amounts of alcohol to cover their inner pain as well as give them the courage to power through another painful night of sad sex.

There is also the secret slut who is more outwardly conservative and secretive about her slutiness, but underneath the basic principal of the slut is still intact.

Despite the recent explosion in accepted slutty behavior, under no circumstance do you marry a slut. She will never be able to get enough attention to fill that void, and this will inevitably lead to infidelity.

5. “Skank”

Skanks are essentially the same thing as sluts emotionally, except they are more the white trash or ghetto type of girl. Picture a trailer park slut or inner city beastie. She is always 5 years or so behind in slut fashion and has way too many piercings. While all sluts have a tendency for tattoos, the skank tattoos are often homemade or jailhouse style, commonly on or around the breasts. Skanks still prefer the ‘tramp stamp’ of the early 2000s as well. Misspellings are common and it is not unusual to see a baby portrait resembling some sort of demon like creature. If you thought the slut had daddy issues, the skank has daddy issues that are even too taboo for me to discuss here.

6. “Hot”

Hot is obviously another universally accepted term used by men and women alike. This is but more subjective as everyone may have their own version of what they deem hot. To me nothing is ‘hotter’ than a cute girl behind closed doors. Most guys would say ‘hot’ is somewhere between an 8 and 9 on the standard scale. Usually hot girls know they are hot and it makes them pains in the ass with an even more entitled attitude than average women. Hot women are good for eye candy and sex but to date one is an enormous task that is usually not worth the reward. She usually brings nothing to the table except her looks and those fade, as we know. Being deemed ‘hot’ she never had to cultivate a personality or intelligence as everything has always been handed to her. She is often dull and vapid. Attention is her goal and loyalty is not a priority. There are always exceptions, of course, but in general hot women are a hassle and only worth short term companionship. Often times hot girls are deceptively hot. Meaning once the make-up is off and the body enhancing clothes are removed, she is actually couple points lower. ‘Hot’ tends to be an overused term thrown around too freely.

7. “Smoking”

I don’t subscribe to the mentality that there women out there that are universal 10s. I believe a 10 is basically an 8 or 9 that fits your own personal tastes the best. Say you are into red heads, well a 9 red head is going to be a 10 to you while to me she may be an 8 or 9, but definitely not a 10. But ‘smoking’ is the top of the scale, no question


Source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/kil-mister/2014/05/7-words-men-use-to-describe-women-and-what-they-really-mean/

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by MEGGATRON(m): 7:42am On Jun 03, 2015
grin
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by nikkiehan(f): 7:46am On Jun 03, 2015
hmmmm
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by AfricanApple(f): 7:49am On Jun 03, 2015
op gaskiya, you like stress o
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Nobody: 7:53am On Jun 03, 2015
Biitch~ A term used for girls that are beautiful but has nothing upstairs.

Guys only date them for their bodies and nothing more

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by dharay99: 7:58am On Jun 03, 2015
shorten ur post,will b baq to read it.
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Jayjay0(m): 8:03am On Jun 03, 2015
hmmmm... Incase this rubbish hit FP
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by englishmart(m): 8:04am On Jun 03, 2015
unfortunately, I Don't use any of those words.

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Dotwillis1(m): 8:07am On Jun 03, 2015
undecided
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by GeneralQuamdeen: 8:09am On Jun 03, 2015
I'm waiting for the counter thread.. girls, do the needful.

3 Likes

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by amichaelz101(m): 8:14am On Jun 03, 2015
Kk
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by amichaelz101(m): 8:18am On Jun 03, 2015
.
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Davotee(m): 8:23am On Jun 03, 2015
Incase.
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Ishilove: 10:04am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:
Biitch~ A term used for girls that are beautiful but has nothing upstairs.

Guys only date them for their bodies and nothing more
Wrong. It's *bimbo*

2 Likes

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:

Wrong. It's *bimbo*



undecided
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Princephelar(m): 2:13pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:

Wrong. It's *bimbo*
You must be kidding and jez in case u not, den u wrong cos I've gat two friends who answer dt name guess what? dey are probably smarter dan you are... PROBABLY... wink cheesy
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Ishilove: 2:20pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:

undecided

Princephelar:

You must be kidding and jez in case u not, den u wrong cos I've gat two friends who answer dt name guess what? dey are probably smarter dan you are... PROBABLY... wink cheesy

'bimbo'
A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. Generally blonde but there are exceptions. Usually hang around i with other bimbos. You can spot them because they will be the big group of girls that all look the same and are giggling hysterically.

Oh no! I broke a nail! This is awful!

You're such a bimbo.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bimbo

2 Likes

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by ANGELMARVE(m): 2:24pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:




'bimbo'
A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. Generally blonde but there are exceptions. Usually hang around i with other bimbos. You can spot them because they will be the big group of girls that all look the same and are giggling hysterically.

Oh no! I broke a nail! This is awful!

You're such a bimbo.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bimbo
pls where can i find such girls? any clue? my babe travled so i need 2 get laid tonight.

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:




'bimbo'
A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. Generally blonde but there are exceptions. Usually hang around i with other bimbos. You can spot them because they will be the big group of girls that all look the same and are giggling hysterically.

Oh no! I broke a nail! This is awful!

You're such a bimbo.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bimbo

Ishi, oversabi no go kill you. tongue

You didn't have to copy and paste dictionary for us naw.
You even provided the link

You misunderstood my smiley. I didn't imply that you were wrong with the correction.
See what the smiley meant. Choose anyone you like grin

*Who ask you?
*I too know.
*So we should now do what?
*Okay now that you have corrected the mistake,has the price of fuel reduced.?
*Okay, okay , we have heard.

grin grin grin

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by chibwike(m): 2:39pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:


Ishi, oversabi no go kill you. tongue

You didn't have to copy and paste dictionary for us naw.
You even provided the link

You misunderstood my smiley. I didn't imply that you were wrong with the correction.
See what the smiley meant. Choose anyone you like grin

*Who ask you?
*I too know.
*So we should now do what?
*Okay now that you have corrected the mistake,has the price of fuel reduced.?
*Okay, okay , we have heard.

grin grin grin
This bad attitude is in you...sometimes you dont even know when you exhibit it grin
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jun 03, 2015
chibwike:
This bad attitude is in you...sometimes you dont even know when you exhibit it grin

undecided

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Princephelar(m): 8:15pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:

undecided
smiley wink sad cheesy Now u can choose ur choice too... u such a....
Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 03, 2015
Princephelar:
smiley wink sad cheesy Now u can choose ur choice too... u such a....
Genius.

1 Like

Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Princephelar(m): 8:18pm On Jun 04, 2015
misssclassy:

Genius.
actually was gonna say 'CLOWN'

(1) (Reply)

Why I Refuse To Have A Girlfriend / Guys I Dnt Really Understand What This Really Means / 9 Tips For Couples In Long Distance Relationships

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.