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What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 10:27am On Jun 04, 2015
As for me I lied that I was talking to only her whereas ,I was talking(calling) to her on phone and chatting up another lady with another phone during night time,I was technically killing two birds with one stone
So what's urs.
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by buygala(m): 10:32am On Jun 04, 2015
I lied that I was perfect at withdrawal method... sad

Na when she carry bele a month later na im her eye come clear embarassed


Now she won't even let me sit beside her if I am not wearing a condom angry

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Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Enegod(m): 10:47am On Jun 04, 2015
After she caught me smoking I told her— "I was kidnapped by some crackheads who tied me up and forced me to smoke crack.That's why I started smoking crack" undecided
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by MEGGATRON(m): 10:50am On Jun 04, 2015
her; I'm a virgin.
Me; me too!
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by bebene: 10:50am On Jun 04, 2015
saying i love u
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by imsuboi(m): 10:51am On Jun 04, 2015
buygala:
I lied that I was perfect at withdrawal method... sad

Na when she carry bele a month later na im her eye come clear embarassed


Now she won't even let me sit beside her if I am not wearing a condom angry



O boi, I be guru for that one o. But it can be very hard at times cry

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Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 04, 2015
i lied before, it turned out to be disaster, now i cant dare it cos i cant be killed saying the truth...am bn very careful now.
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 10:58am On Jun 04, 2015
Midehi:
i lied before, it turned out to be disaster, now i cant dare it cos i cant be killed saying the truth...am bn very careful now.
holy cow .... She lied again
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:00am On Jun 04, 2015
I lied that I don't drink ... When she saw me DRinking Garri ... She dump my freeakking asszz

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Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:00am On Jun 04, 2015
2dice:
holy cow .... She lied again
kiss my foot cool cool cool cool cool
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:01am On Jun 04, 2015
2dice:
I lied that I don't drink ... When she saw me DRinking Garri ... She dump my freeakking asszz
dats not lie bt forming on emptiness....cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:02am On Jun 04, 2015
Midehi:

kiss my foot cool cool cool cool cool
okies ... Suck my poo .. Ye shall live longer than tiger battery
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:04am On Jun 04, 2015
Midehi:

dats not lie bt forming on emptiness....cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
are u blind? cheesy .... I said I don't drink ... How does that link to forming ...
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:08am On Jun 04, 2015
90% of NigerIan girls lie heavily,heaven have mercy on nigerian babes,they need amnesty
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:08am On Jun 04, 2015
2dice:
okies ... Suck my poo .. Ye shall live longer than tiger battery
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked....only tiger battery?

now i know.
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:10am On Jun 04, 2015
2dice:
are u blind? cheesy .... I said I don't drink ... How does that link to forming ...
borrow me your glasses let me read again...coooow cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by MrBully: 11:11am On Jun 04, 2015
I love you
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by GeneralQuamdeen: 11:12am On Jun 04, 2015
I'v told many lies i can't even remember the biqqest. Almost all my lies are honest and it's to hype her. For example, "baby you look sweet today".. when she really looks like choky doll at that moment.
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 04, 2015
Why u crop all ur picture ,are u a crop
Midehi:
borrow me your glasses let me read again...coooow cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 04, 2015
Why u crop all ur picture ,are u a crop
Midehi:
borrow me your glasses let me read again...coooow cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by SWAGGAVILLAGE(m): 11:17am On Jun 04, 2015
that I didn't love her
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:20am On Jun 04, 2015
buygala:
I lied that I was perfect at withdrawal method... sad

Na when she carry bele a month later na im her eye come clear embarassed


Now she won't even let me sit beside her if I am not wearing a condom angry


She don born? cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:21am On Jun 04, 2015
Midehi:

borrow me your glasses let me read again...coooow cheesy cheesy
oya take my glasses **sheCoW** kikikiki ... cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:21am On Jun 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
Why u crop all ur picture ,are u a crop

How you take know say na crop she crop....are you a farmer?
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Tapout(m): 11:22am On Jun 04, 2015
imsuboi:



O boi, I be guru for that one o. But it can be very hard at times cry



ok o....seen!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by youngberry001(m): 11:22am On Jun 04, 2015
lie to her dat my wristwatch cost #60,000 were by I bought it #1,500'nd ask me again how much I buy my T-shirts I said to her each of my T-shirts cost #15,000""letter on she come find out dat I lie to her nah dere yawa gas ooh mcheeew
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:22am On Jun 04, 2015
She be like
Midehi:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked....only tiger battery?
now i know.
it taste yummy ** cheesy
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by dharay99: 11:24am On Jun 04, 2015
uhm none,
Sorry i tell small lies.
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:26am On Jun 04, 2015
SarahBabyxx:

How you take know say na crop she crop....are you a farmer?
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:27am On Jun 04, 2015
How u take know i be farmer,are u a soil?
SarahBabyxx:


How you take know say na crop she crop....are you a farmer?
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:30am On Jun 04, 2015
2dice:
oya take my glasses **sheCoW** kikikiki ... cheesy
hecow + shecow = kidscow
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: What Is The Biggest Lie U Have Ever Told In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:32am On Jun 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
How u take know i be farmer,are u a soil?

How you take know say I know say you be farmer...are you a fertilizer? undecided

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