children are wonderful gifts from God and they should be given beautiful names,by God grace my beautiful wife will give birth to 3kids 2boys and 1 girl and they will b called

ALVIN
EHIS
ROYALTY

H. Crystabel ------------ Girl
H. Martyns Jnr. --------- Boy

martyns303:
H. Crystabel ------------ Girl
H. Martyns Jnr. --------- Boy

Why foreign names

A boy.. i'll name him Patrick
A girl.. i will name her patience. The former will know how to speak Enqlish, the latter won't.

sexymoma:
Why foreign names

koz we are in a foreign land

ORUBEBE

PATIENCE

FAYOSE

kefa.jnr
modified
tnks to God,made it to Fp shouting halleluyah
if its a girl *oluwaaisha*

sexymoma:
Why foreign names

H. Is the initial of my surname and it is an English name.

Why English names, "Martyns" has been and want to keep it, so my son technically would be Martyns III.

Crystabel is my kid sis name and I love her so much I intend to pass that love and name to my daughter.

Zadok (sounds badäss)






Sapphira (cute)






Maia (adorable)







Nyra (an ode to my beloved 9ja)













Ebele (¿¿??××**??¿¿)

martyns303:


H. Is the initial of my surname and it is an English name.

Why English names, "Martyns" has been and want to keep it, so my son technically would be Martyns III.

Crystabel is my kid sis name and I love her so much I intend to pass that love and name to my daughter.

Oook good

yungmarshall:
koz we are in a foreign land

Where

CARACTA AND UJSIZZLE

Truckpusher:
CARACTA AND UJSIZZLE

Tudor - My Son

Mmesoma - My Daughter
*My dad would name my son an igbo name, my wife would name my daughter an english name. *thinking #Mia dunno the meaning tho

Oluwafela

Justfollowit:

Why would I use your name when you'll be their Mom?

Truckpusher:
Why would I use your name when you'll be their Mom?

*pours cold water on his face and body*

'Wake up, it is light already'



If I hear

Justfollowit:


*pours cold water on his face and body*

'Wake up, it is light already'



If I hear

Yimu

Justfollowme please.

Truckpusher:
Yimu

Justfollowme please.

Can you die for me?

Justfollowit:


Can you die for me?

One hand as long as you'll reciprocate the same gesture - I can't afford to leave my iyawo behind for all these boys like caseless and co to be visiting, pretending to be paying condolence visit while looking for a way to knack my wife.

Richard Dekatron II,TINA,RITA,MAX, Laura.


Those, i can remember(i love most).

My first son would officially bear : RICHARD DEKATRON II

Truckpusher:
One hand as long as you'll reciprocate the same gesture - I can't afford to leave my iyawo behind for all these boys like caseless and co to be visiting, pretending to be paying condolence visit while looking for a way to knack my wife.

I am afraid I will have to say no

Go search for someone else please

Justfollowit:


I am afraid I will have to say no

Go search for someone else please

What are the conditions to fulfill to land you like an airbus A380 ?

Buhari-boy
Osinbanjo-girl

Jesus-boy , Mary-girl

N:B. Christ no de wiv d jesus

Jesulayomi
Oluwatunmise
..........

Truckpusher:
What are the conditions to fulfill to land you like an airbus A380 ?

Really? You are not up to it

Here are they:

100 human brains

100 white lions' intestines

100 six month foetuses

100 calabashes

100 mortars and pestles

100 dark skinned female virgins

100 fair skinned female virgins

100 dark skinned eunuchs

100 fair skinned eunuchs

100 yam tubers

100 kegs of palm wine


....would you like me to go continue

Justfollowit:


Really? You are not up to it

Here are they:

100 human brains

100 white lions' intestines

100 six month foetuses

100 calabashes

100 mortars and pestles

100 dark skinned female virgins

100 fair skinned female virgins

100 dark skinned eunuchs

100 fair skinned eunuchs

100 yam tubers

100 kegs of palm wine


....would you like me to go continue

I give up

Truckpusher:
I give up

You are not a real man

Kaisha

Jason

Ava

Ryan

Justfollowit:


You are not a real man

I got diick.