multikolour:
at Maiduguri beside baga road, by 12:00pm Sunday.

funny guy

multikolour:

at Maiduguri beside baga road, by 12:00pm Sunday.

i tot is sambisa

queenbesha:




Could a nigerian be this daft?

I think d daft Nigerian here is you for failing to notice dat diz meant to b humor

pembisco:

op you hv hairs on body. Its a turn off, infct medically u myt hv issues conceiving. see ur doctor

Nawa o.
maybe I should just kill my self for being hairy

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

By the time you are 30, you won't mind swallowing his saliva

9niceguy:
Na ur type we dey call ODE for my area... Ur brain no tell you sey na joke I dey make? Abeg face front

Mumu, na so una foolish guy dey talk if the tin no work out,
I dey sure say you don Send her pm.
keep on deceiving yourself ohh.

israelBigFame:
B
I don't know if you are a lady or a guy, I just know that your foolishness no Get part 2, shut the Bleep up already..what do you mean by all girls pussy stinks?, na your sister abi your Gf pussy the smell ? I bet they both stink, tell them to take their bath regularly and wash that place with detol. Nonsense

you need not reply that DirtyYorubaGirl

Dere z ntin i hate more dan body nd mouth odour! D big problm z dat i can't tell d person concerned cos its embarassin!

sinaj:


I think d daft Nigerian here is you for failing to notice dat diz meant to b humor

Thanks for the reply sinaj

BAD BREATHE IS A BIG TURN OFF 4 ME,PLS LADIES N GENTS ADVICE UR PARTNERS TO USE LISTERINE,ITS QUITE EFFECTIVE

Viciyus:

Mumu, na so una foolish guy dey talk if the tin no work out,
I dey sure say you don Send her pm.
keep on deceiving yourself ohh.

Oh my God.....u go need to go check ur BP bro.

sinaj:


I think d daft Nigerian here is you for failing to notice dat diz meant to b humor

Am sorry......never knew u were joking judging from the smiley u used...

opedaydydx9:
the aroma shouldn't b odd, moreover a clean puss*y takes like onion

u don taste am before?

Ezemust:
u are igala right?

yes boss i can't denies it

ur mouth odur. Accordin 2 ur headline. Na u get am sha not d guy......

Viciyus:


FIRST OF ALL YOU ANIMAL,

SEE AS HAIR FULL YOUR HAND, MUST YOU COME ALL THE WAY HERE TO NARRATE YOUR STVPID STORY,



YOU WON TELL ME SAY SINCE ALL YOUR LIFE, YOU NEVER SMELL FOR ONCE?


COS YOU FEMALE ARE THE MOST SMELLIEST, DIRTY IRRITATING THING, BUT AS A GUY WILL OVER LOOK ALL THIS THINGS AND KEEP OUR COOL.

NO WORRY, COS NOBODY DON TELL YOU SAY YOU DEY SMELL.



ONCE YOU DON CLOCK 30 YOU GO FIND EVEN PIG TO MARRY BUT YOU NO GO SEE ANY.


KEEP ON BEHAVING LIKE AN ANIMAL, TIME WILL TELL,


TIME WILL TELL




TIME WILL TELL

Bros u don vex finish o.hehehe

sinaj:
nd u didnt percieve d odour all those while he called you on fone

lmao! Classic.

Ezemust:
u don taste am before?

positive buh not hairy p*usssyy tho...

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

Guess what? On lynda* ikeja* bloc*(LIB), a guy posted just the same experience he had with a girl he tried kissing. Said the gal's breath was so bad, he kept praying for olfactory tolerance.
U're here telling ur own story, he's there telling his.

But then, maybe u have olfactory hypersensitivity, acute sense of smell.

Oh well, it's better to be handsome with halitosis, than to be ugly with fresh breath. Halitosis is treatable. Every1 has a flaw. That's his flaw. Help him realise it so he can fix it!

Ojochegbe1:
yes boss i can't denies it

are u from Ayingba?

handbagss:


it is rampant o.
would love to meet u *winks

Would luv to met you too hope ure not too far away

opedaydydx9:
positive buh not hairy p*usssyy tho...

i think handbagss REALLY NEEDS YOU

seankay:
So his mouth and body odour denied him d chance of using his Fallus to explore ur inner cavity

ROTFL

handbagss:


did u not read where I wrote plus body odour?

ind

In fact you said the truth. I find hard to note the way most Nigerian guys fail to see that their body should be taken care of. Most guys do not know the importance of deodorants. I was telling someone that you need to have a body deodorant apart from the body cologne he got. He was telling me that he baths well and has a body spray or cologne to go with that. I told him no, that he should also get body spray for men and also the one for his lady. It is not only ladies that need those things.

Some guys would drink alcohol in the night along with food prepared with onions and other species, go to bed and still would come out in the morning and wanna talk to people not knowing how bad their breath is.

Though some are natural problems with the individual but they overlook it an think brushing their teeth and taking their bath can eliminate the problem instead of seeking help from experts. Too bad.One need to feel his own breath to know if they constitute a problem to others.

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

I keep on tellin sum girls do not despise, he came clos 2 yu and yu feel he has mouth odour, and body odour 2. Yu don't reali kw if GOD reali sent him 2 yu, so dat yu can corct him. Dis is wat u shud av done, tell him 2 brush his mouth vry well and take's his bath regularly nstead of forming soda soap dats is nt up 2 tural soap. I av corcted sum girls I kame across wit b4. #SMH#

Wow Hairy chic..lovely

IamOpemipo:


Bros u don vex finish o.hehehe

sir/mrs


just that you don't come online start talking about somebody you meet, instead you give the guy some advice or so.

if you see it the other way, she is indirectly saying that she is very perfect.
it comes naturally in life, sometimes we smell and sometimes not, depending on the heat, environment and so on.

jakearganaut:
Meanwhile

See correct chow
Bros nuthing do you

Ezemust:
are u from Ayingba?

no boss from IBAJI, unale if u care to knw

harry509:
I keep on tellin sum girls do not despise, he came clos 2 yu and yu feel he has mouth odour, and body odour 2. Yu don't reali kw if GOD reali sent him 2 yu, so dat yu can corct him. Dis is wat u shud av done, tell him 2 brush his mouth vry well and take's his bath regularly nstead of forming soda soap dats is nt up 2 tural soap. I av corcted sum girls I kame across wit b4. #SMH#

I Dont know how he will feel if I tell him.

andyanders:
ind

In fact you said the truth. I find hard to note the way most Nigerian guys fail to see that their body should be taken care of. Most guys do not know the importance of deodorants. I was telling someone that you need to have a body deodorant apart from the body cologne he got. He was telling me that he baths well and has a body spray or cologne to go with that. I told him no, that he should also get body spray for men and also the one for his lady. It is not only ladies that need those things.

Some guys would drink alcohol in the night along with food prepared with onions and other species, go to bed and still would come out in the morning and wanna talk to people not knowing how bad their breath is.

Though some are natural problems with the individual but they overlook it an think brushing their teeth and taking their bath can eliminate the problem instead of seeking help from experts. Too bad.One need to feel his own breath to know if they constitute a problem to others.

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Ojochegbe1:
and she is in canada in naija

Haha. You very funny.