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Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by peeparty(m): 11:07am On Jun 07, 2015 |
They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below... A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation. http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/students-eggplant-goes-missing-in.html?m=1 2 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 11:11am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working. 112 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by slapandfall(m): 11:15am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Incase.. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by lomprico(m): 11:17am On Jun 07, 2015 |
So dem still dey tif dick? 12 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 11:26am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Tallesty1: seconded ! They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab. Things are happening dis days 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 11:28am On Jun 07, 2015 |
what for |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Eggplant Abi "Apa Amu" ![]() ![]() Mods but why? 20 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by iamkingzlee(m): 11:29am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Nawa ooo! Break his head jare!!! What rubbish..... ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 11:31am On Jun 07, 2015 |
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away? It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff. Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear. 38 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 11:34am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Wow! I think it's high time I stopped shaking people on campus. Joystick is very important to any man o except, The Ref.Fathers. Meanwhile, they should deal with the guy seriously. 7 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 11:46am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Chio!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ginawest(f): 12:02pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
nairalandist:Dis z d end time...anything can happen 6 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ginawest: Some things just don't connect. . . If it were so easy to steal someone's organ, some of us would have woken up to find our heads and arms missing while still alive. Let's not be gullible.... I think it was a setup. 22 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Tallesty1: ![]() ![]() oboi I nor go shake hands again |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by isacolukay(m): 12:41pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Let him calm down and vote Agarawu23 as Mr Nairaland 2015. He will get his dicc bacc 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
isacolukay:So are you saying Agarawu23 stole the guy's dick? ![]() By the way, until we begin to do away with ridiculous beliefs like this, this continent will continue to remain backward. When the western worlds are growing everyday with new scientific research and discoveries, we Africans are here peddling bullsh1t stories around about handshake and lost dicks. ![]() FriedPlantain 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by tuk2ato(m): 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
I dey think say na garden egg dem dey talk about ni ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Kingsasian(m): 12:58pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Kizmarty:hahahahahahaha....na God dey protect person o. I don tire for this africa sef. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Kingsasian: as in en ..if not for God,body for dey waka dey find head ![]() happy Sunday jor |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Kentrasso(f): 1:02pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Weird ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Mogidi: 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Lie |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by handie(m): 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Africans and superstition. We want to be like the western world but don't wanna let go of how old beliefs. How can someone's reproductive organ be taken away through a mere handshake? This is preposterous! Patrick Obahiagbon must speak on this 11 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by fatdon2(m): 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
.So these things happen in real life ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
![]() ![]() ![]() I have stopped believing news like this. And rightly so. These things aren't possible in my worldview. Not anymore. 5 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Shedysworld(m): 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
What kind of thing is this ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ayusco85(m): 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
what is eggplant? and what tha helli is joystick? is it the one on Playstation control pad? 3 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Funny... |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Rexphobia(m): 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
So the guy d1ck never still come back? . I would have loved to see what the guy's crouch without the d1ck will love like... That's on my bucket list.... After all this tiffing of d1ck , never has a dickless guy been captured on camera 12 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Lordseyad(m): 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Yeeepa So sure sa? But wait--- You posted JOYSTICK before -- Now it's EGGPLANT Una dey confuse person o-- abi wetin? |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Apc is involve 2 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Tallesty1:Lol... True talk... |
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