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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:


seconded !

They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.


Things are happening dis days
thirded
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by agarawu23(m): 1:39pm On Jun 07, 2015
handie:
bad belle? Tell me u joking.
I check your profile, we know be enemy na. my comments are just for fun and nothing should be taken personal. I get insult daily and I will still laugh with them tomorrow. matured guys don't take Nl issue personal bro, I know you are kidding anyway cool
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by AdeniyiA(m): 1:39pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tallesty1:
She's a marriedcrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry
e no matter, na quickie dem go do to check shapaly cheesy
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:40pm On Jun 07, 2015
Imanuelle:


I'm sure we would have someone volunteer to strip, that's time saving.
stop joking wit serious issue plz
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2015
So, sh.it like this still happens in Nigeria.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Kingsasian(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2015
Kizmarty:


as in en ..if not for God,body for dey waka dey find head cheesy

happy Sunday jor
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,bro you toooo funny. Happy sunday....lwkmd
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by czarr(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2015
........I cover my crotch with the blood!
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by handie(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2015
agarawu23:
I check your profile, we know be enemy na. my comments are just for fun and nothing should be taken personal. I get insult daily and I will still laugh with them tomorrow. matured guys don't take Nl issue personal bro, I know you are kidding anyway cool
Thumbs up. U just changed an opinion. Was actually joking sha(Love to make trouble when bored)
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2015
john4reala:
thirded

gud
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by M4gunners: 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2015
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.
Bro this kind of thing has happened in my present back then. And the person return it after much beaten.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2015
Funjosh:


Thirded!

But not need of going to a nearby hospital lab,
A female student should just volunteer wink

For ur mind naah
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:
So are you saying Agarawu23 stole the guy's dick? undecided

By the way, I refuse to believe that guy's d1ck got missing until I start seeing pishures. angry

FriedPlantain

undecided Shoro niyen undecided


Besides why is it that it's only dick that can be stolen...undecided

What about P***yundecided

grin





#TEAM SCENT
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by puntersmind: 1:46pm On Jun 07, 2015
It's possible. Stop countering something you aren't 100% sure of. I know a guy that experienced it in Eket, Akwa Ibom state. Shit happens.
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by agarawu23(m): 1:48pm On Jun 07, 2015
handie:
Thumbs up. U just changed an opinion. Was actually joking sha(Love to make trouble when bored)
now you are talking cool
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:48pm On Jun 07, 2015
Empredboy:
Are u in P/H? I asked cos if they can find a medical lab or hospital maybe they can use your sexual lab to confirm the fertility. grin Are u in P/H? I asked cos if they can find a medical lab or hospital maybe they can use your sexual lab to confirm the fertility.


why r u having fun because of somebody's predicament?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jun 07, 2015
czarr:
........I cover my crotch with the blood!


Blood of whatundecided

grin grin grin







#TEAM SCENT
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:


Pictures of him being with it or I waka passgrin
My dear, hmmmm
Have heard stories of a guy, that had to be taken to hospital for check up. infact as I was told, the nurse had to strip naked, and give the guy massage to ensure that he had erection, after the mallam claimed he had restored it. The mallam was beaten black and blue
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by beatricewebb: 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2015
Despite how small mine is without it i 've no point living
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:52pm On Jun 07, 2015
ideology:
Fertility test is not feasible at the moment, may be potency test will be ok.
grin
Is dia any diff between d 2 ? ( ie fertility n potency)
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by SAMBARRY: 1:53pm On Jun 07, 2015
End time theft grin
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:53pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tmaritas76:
testing in the lab . may not be enough, some one should volunteer to be used and may God bless you as you do





For ur mind,u hv commented abi?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:


Is dia any diff between d 2 ? ( ie fertility n potency)
Maybe

Was thinking fertility would be ability to be fertile while potency is about erection.


Maybe am wrong.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 1:56pm On Jun 07, 2015
femi4:
Before that, the thrust generated per second should be confirm



Hw do u mean ?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 1:57pm On Jun 07, 2015
Kizmarty:


gringrin
oboi I nor go shake hands again
Hahahaha.


Nah to hold am with left hand when u wan shake person hand.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2015
ideology:

My dear, hmmmm
Have heard stories of a guy, that had to be taken to hospital for check up. infact as I was told, the nurse had to strip naked, and give the guy massage to ensure that he had erection, after the mallam claimed he had restored it. The mallam was beaten black and blue

ID
You know me na.
Much of these stories don't move me anymore.

I don't deny the possibility of the divine either, I've always been a proponent of the divinity of man.

But....lipsrsealedlipsrsealed

grin

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tallesty1:
Hahahaha.


Nah to hold am with left hand when u wan shake person hand.

Errrmmm
Off Topic.

Windows 10 is out o!
I'm so reserving mine now.

I will download at work tomorrow via wificheesy
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jun 07, 2015
Lol runs things, apparently he got set up by his rivals...don't do cults boys and girls
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by rigarmortis: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2015
ayusco85:


is it edible?

Thats a tricky one.

It is lawfully edible by the opposite gender while some religious ones will argue that it is moral bad to eat thereof.....

However it is lawfully and morally forbidden in some parts of the world for such to be eaten by a male, punishable via 14 yrs in jail and a lifetime in hell.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by mujahid1339(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2015
and what will police do?jail him for allegedly teleporting someone's d*ck undecided
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2015
AdeniyiA:

e no matter, na quickie dem go do to check shapaly cheesy
angryangryangry
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:


ID
You know me na.
Much of this stories don't move me anymore.

I don't deny the possibility of the divine either, I've always been a proponent of the divinity of man.

But....lipsrsealedlipsrsealed

grin
yea, divinity of man.. But not everyone is operating from that frequency, so vulnerability is of high possibility grin

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