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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 2:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ideology: ![]() Wait @Siggy Are you June born? 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by rigarmortis: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ideology: So you mean i can get a lap dance from a sexy nurse by just forming stolen pehneice? There is this nurse i have been eyeballing recklessly, she should be on duty tomorrow......................... 3 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
MizMyColi:They kept their word. Lemme check if e don reach my side. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
MizMyColi:NOPE na ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Shakslayer: 2:07pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
nairalandist: Dude, don't be so damned positive. I witnessed something similar way back in my year one in 1999. Crowd were gathered at the admission office trying to sort out one thing or the other, people were shoving and stuffs. Suddenly dude felt a hand shove him from behind and immediately felt weak under, touched the spot and felt something like a thumb only. He turned around to quickly sight the guy struggling to exit the crowd. He shouted for people to stop the guy and when they dragged him back, the victim pulled his boxers out to reveal what looked like a 4 yr old's d.ick. Immediately, guys started pouncing on the dude, beat the hell outta him, dragged him to the security post at the main gate, where he confessed to the crime, he promised to return it. After like 5 mins, he said its back, victim checked his boxers only to find a d.ick fit for a light complexioned person and he was very dark. Another round of beating by security officers and dude said he's restored the main one. Victim checked again and saw a dark d.ick, his size also, but he said he isn't convinced that the guy should bring his sister or girlfriend for him to try it on. They later moved them to the police station in BDPA. I saw all of these with my 2 Jambite eyes that day. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 2:07pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ideology: IMO, i think u r wrong, here r my reasons : A man can be having attention yet he is impotent(ie infertile) so hvnt u bin hearing of watery sperm, premature ejactulation.Any man hving dis ailments normally hv erection bt dia prblm is dt dey dnt hv quality sperm and as result cant impergnant a woman ie 2 say dey r infertile/impotent. So my point is dt dey shld check d guy's sperm fertility/potency. 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 2:08pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
rigarmortis:confirm from the hospital she works, if they allow lap dance. Then OYO … ![]() |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by davien(m): 2:09pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
1. This is hear-say and more than that,an age old superstition. . 2. After a serious beating, anyone would confess to anything... 3. The story doesn't have credible sources nor medical examinations to conclude whether anything out of the ordinary happened to anyone's organ... 4. How could one physically uproot a penis from a body without any surgical equipment whatsoever when the penis and spinal cord are joint by a series of nerves? ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by 9jatatafo(m): 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
So you mean the level 400 medical student took the joystick? Then he must be practising invisible surgical operation already before doing MBBS. Please, once the joystick is returned, make sure he test run the returned joystick on a very attractive babe but what a minute, on campus, that guy with the missing joystick rep is down as babes will not allow him to test run. Bad market |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by mazizitonene(m): 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
this is my school o....fun y enough i recognise some peeps in the pix....even the accused...na monday i go get d full real gist sha |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Utchgirl:Alright, i get your point The major thing is attention test. I don't think the charms would affect fertility |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by jornie(m): 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
mistytohcute:for money!!!
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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by nwaezeubom: 2:12pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Kingsasian: why are u tired my friend? it is not true, nobody can ever steal part of your body. My 2 sense says that they are fight for a girl and the loosing one used a diaphanous accusation since he was loosing. I was born in Nigeria, some of these nonsense need to stop. what is happening is that u the young ones that needed to debunk these anomalies are falling prey to the diabolic stories. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
ideology: I pray so 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by solarview(m): 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Hey...in this 21st century? Oh Africa, ....Africa my continent Oyibo people are booking spaces in Space here! Meanwhile.... cc MzzTega , Browneyez pls come c your country people 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
mistytohcute: To Play Golf |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Holaboi(m): 2:16pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Lord have Mercy!! |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Where are the pics of the blank pubic area? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
EbolaParasite: Abi o. No single evidence and people are shouting "tufiakwa" all about. . . They should have shown us pictures. 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Kingbilo(m): 2:22pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Stupidity. This is a simple case of his balls going back into his groin region. It happens all the time. Sometimes it's harder to come out that other times.. And fucking University students are the ones making all this noise.. Even medical students are part of it. I weep for Nigeria http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/retractile-testicle/basics/symptoms/con-20024856 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by nwaezeubom: 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
[quote author=Sigo86 post=34519495][/quote] it has never happened. I am a Nigerian, and understand why people are accused of witchcraft for obvious reasons. I have explained why people would accuse others of diabolism: jealousy, envy, and wickedness. It is left for you to use your discerning eyes to uncover the truth. I have had numerous experiences. 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by nduchucks: 2:28pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
To think that "University" students believe this crap.........nuff said |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by isacolukay(m): 2:30pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
FriedPlantain: Oh God! Look at a man who is Agarawu23 compliant. Let us clamour around him so that the Nairaland dream can come true. Mr Agarawu believes that the problems of the past that is worrying the present can be solved in the future with scientific innovation. It is in this vein that Team Agarawu23 believes that the man with the lost dick will get it back. AGARAWU23 IS NOT IN POSSESSION OF ANYBODY'S MANHOOD. FriedPlantain, please take note. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by hasshams: 2:30pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Before,I always believe weired stories when I see pics...but this one is hard to believe woo |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Spidermon: 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Utchgirl: Fertility lab? Forget that one. We need a female member of that protesting mob to enter one corner with him, sharperly drop her pants to her ankles and bend over. That is the standard test I know |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Utchgirl: Apart the fertility test, how about the mechanical performance, shouldnt you be worried for that as well? And if you advocate mechanical performance should equally be put to test, would you make your vijajay available for the truth-proving exercise? |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Rexphobia: There's nothing to see na breeze go dey there |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by NAJALYN: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Oh Lord have mercy! So weird. But they should allow the joystick stealer to return it to the owner before dealing with him. If they kill him the young man concerned will loose his joystick for life. What wickedness. Why take another man's joystick for God sake. All should be prayerful at all times. That is our only protection. Get Natural Remedies for your health from http://www.lynsnaturalhealth..com. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by nwaezeubom: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
M4gunners: Yes in your minute mind the only thing that cures d1ck stealing good beating uh? It begs the question, what is the name of the guy; and in what supermarket? 1 Like |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by JuanDeDios: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
MizMyColi:I'd be interested in knowing what changed your view. |
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by nwaezeubom: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
M4gunners: Yes in your minute mind the only thing that cures d1ck stealing is good beating uh? It begs the question, what is the name of the guy; and in what supermarket? 1 Like |
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