isacolukay:


Oh God! Look at a man who is Agarawu23 compliant. Let us clamour around him so that the Nairaland dream can come true.
Mr Agarawu believes that the problems of the past that is worrying the present can be solved in the future with scientific innovation. It is in this vein that Team Agarawu23 believes that the man with the lost dick will get it back.
AGARAWU23 IS NOT IN POSSESSION OF ANYBODY'S MANHOOD.

FriedPlantain, please take note.

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

oseod:


There's nothing to see
na breeze go dey there

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

adeh39:


Shoro niyen


Besides why is it that it's only dick that can be stolen...

What about P***y







#TEAM SCENT

RedBenson:


Apart the fertility test, how about the mechanical performance, shouldnt you be worried for that as well? And if you advocate mechanical performance should equally be put to test, would you make your vijajay available for the truth-proving exercise?

MizMyColi:



I have stopped believing news like this.
And rightly so.

These things aren't possible in my worldview.
Not anymore.

Spidermon:


Fertility lab? Forget that one. We need a female member of that protesting mob to enter one corner with him, sharperly drop her pants to her ankles and bend over. That is the standard test I know

Utchgirl:



Stop making fool of urself

mujahid1339:
and what will police do?jail him for allegedly teleporting someone's d*ck

RedBenson:

Person no dey play with you ni?

Mogidi:
Lie

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

MizMyColi:


Pictures of him being with it or I waka pass

nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.

AgapeCharis:
Lol. You don't understand how it works. When they say it's stolen, it doesn't mean the thing automatically disappears. What happens is that the thing shrinks drastically and won't get erect no matter how hard you try.

solarview:
Hey...in this 21st century? Oh Africa, ....Africa my continent
Oyibo people are booking spaces in Space here! Meanwhile.... cc MzzTega , Browneyez pls come c your country people

oseod:



How does someone steal breeze? Na so the hunger reach?

U can't steal a hole.....and even if they could, vaginus na "follow come"
U have to steal the womb too

The luggage would be too much too run away with..
Before he's done stealing the kitkat, he's entire family woulda been sentenced to "their remaning life in prison"

nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.

peeparty:
omo see Explanation obio ebi like say u don't collect kingtom penis bfo or na ur own him collect.

Kingsasian:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,bro you toooo funny. Happy sunday....lwkmd

Tallesty1:
Hahahaha.

Nah to hold am with left hand when u wan shake person hand.

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.