After few years on nairaland, I think I'm new on this section. Though, thinking of making it a favourite now.

Need a romancelander to tell me the protocols and show me around.

MrsCorrk:
I juss finished having sex with three men
I had multiple orgasms !!!

see the platypus calling missclassy a tranny.

Mrcork, it's now quite obvious & glaring that either your photo album is serving the purpose of a foot-mat in one of the numerous covens in your village, or your destiny has been transubstantiated into a thick toilet paper and is now being utilized freely by the aged witches to wipe off excreta from their bÜtt-crack.
or maybe your genitals have been boiled & grilled in one of their black round cauldrons.

whichever it is, you need spiritual deliverance.
like charismatic renewal prayer warriors would say:- "you are currently in the land of Egypt and you need to reclaim your destiny" ✘

kradleber:


see the platypus calling missclassy a tranny.

Mrcork, it's now quite obvious & glaring that either your photo album is serving the purpose of a foot-mat in one of the numerous covens in your village, or your destiny has been transubstantiated into a thick toilet paper and is now being utilized freely by the aged witches to wipe off excreta from their bÜtt-crack.
or maybe your genitals have been boiled & grilled in one of their black round cauldrons.

whichever it is, you need spiritual deliverance.
like charismatic renewal prayer warriors would say:- "you are currently in the land of Egypt and you need to reclaim your destiny" ✘

That's MrsCork, not MrCork!

LadyBoss1:
Yh beam is a good girl .. I no say u vex small ma binu ..

Its all good dearie.
*big hug*

Beamborla:
Somborry is jealous o!
Lala, good morning. This your new monicker is not as sweet as lala

If I knock ur nose ehnnn!!

Hi guys..... M kind new here.. Ani1 wanna welcome a friend

laykorn:


That's MrsCork, not MrCork!

It's the same person. the profile pics of both accounts are also synonymous. this is what happens when inmates of Ararat lunatic asylum are granted access to mobile phones. ✘

kradleber:


It's the same person. the profile pics of both accounts are also synonymous. this is what happens when inmates of Ararat lunatic asylum are granted access to mobile phones. ✘

...ermm bro...I don't mean to sound rudes byt if u r naturaly dumb enough to belif am the same person as MrsCork (sweetorgasm)..then yor head is clearly not correct & urgently needs battery replacement!! ..eddddiot! (no oofeinse)

lionphil:



To some people, yes! But to me, not really... I barely know you and I've not gone through your previous posts so..........................I haven't the slightest idea. You just might be pretending

nop am not

misssclassy:


Continue I am enjoying it

Let me tell you a secret. Reading your comments as you haunt me with you lexicaal prowess get me wet. Yes it does.
I am _fingering myself right now.

Please continue kc, give it to me. Keep on haunting me. Kill me with your typo-eloquence kc
Arrh, arhh, I am _cumming, I am _cumming , arrh arhh I .....am ......_cumm.....ing .

This girl is something else

MrCork:



...ermm bro...I don't mean to sound rudes byt if u r naturaly dumb enough to belif am the same person as MrsCork (sweetorgasm)..then yor head is clearly not correct & urgently needs battery replacement!! ..eddddiot! (no oofeinse)

y do u have to mention my name? is ur head knock lyk a generator? no oofence

Jacksparrow0712:

Cuz I don't need religion to go close to God
And I've been liberated from religion slavery

you do need it.when you are regular in church and you are a christian you would be able to know God more

misssclassy:


You are a fool. So only guys watch football right?

Why don't you go to the ucl finals thread on front page and see how many ladies are watching and commenting on the match.

So _mukina2 that loves football like crazy is a man abi?

Mumu!

....Missclassy..so u honestly sayin u don't looklike man becoz u like football & enjoy drinkin beer?...ok..plis do u tink u look feminine? (no oofeeinse)

sweetorgasm:
y do u have to mention my name? is ur head knock lyk a generator? no oofence

..SHUT THE F** UP..U ATTENTION SEEKIN MR CORK WANNNA BE..bro I already made u one of ma B!tches ...so plis keep tryn hard..B!tch!!

kinglekan:


If I knock ur nose ehnnn!!

Start confessing the parts of my body you are tripping for

lionphil:



To some people, yes! But to me, not really... I barely know you and I've not gone through your previous posts so..........................I haven't the slightest idea. You just might be pretending

Iwo o kin reply eyan mo abi?

MrCork:



..SHUT THE F** UP..U ATTENTION SEEKIN MR CORK WANNNA BE..bro I already made u one of ma B!tches ...so plis keep tryn hard..B!tch!!

pls!! shut dat trash bin u call mouth, who wnts 2 b u? who wnt 2 b a nonentity of d highest orda, "according 2 olamide everybody na king 4 e lane, so i do my tin with my smartphone d way i want it, so u do ur tin with ur stolen nokia phone d way u want it, nobody wnts 2 b u.

chibwike:
This girl is something else

What r u trying to say about my baby

sweetorgasm:
pls!! shut dat trash bin u call mouth, who wnts 2 b u? who wnt 2 b a nonentity of d highest orda, "according 2 olamide everybody na king 4 e lane, so i do my tin with my smartphone d way i want it, so u do ur tin with ur stolen nokia phone d way u want it, nobody wnts 2 b u.

...Bro u all ready one my homebase Lagos B!tches...the good news for u right now is that I don't argue wih ma B!tches.. Laters!!

MrCork:



...ermm bro...I don't mean to sound rudes byt if u r naturaly dumb enough to belif am the same person as MrsCork (sweetorgasm)..then yor head is clearly not correct & urgently needs battery replacement!! ..eddddiot! (no oofeinse)

only thing god forgot to slot into your oblong-shaped cranium was a human brain. I'm not saying you don't possess one, but its not a human brain. maybe that of a raccoon or chinchilla.

who do you think you want to fool here?

at least we now know who you really are. transgendered sissy ✘

Prettyvhickie:

you do need it.when you are regular in church and you are a christian you would be able to know God more

Who said?

Jacksparrow0712:

Who said?

i said it

kradleber:


only thing god forgot to slot into your oblong-shaped cranium was a human brain. I'm not saying you don't possess one, but its not a human brain. maybe that of a raccoon or chinchilla.

who do you think you want to fool here?

at least we now know whoever you really are. transgendered sissy

...bro..serrriously...when am in the mood to talk to homebased male B!tches..I will holla at you!! (no ooefense)

MrCork:



...Bro u all ready one my homebase Lagos B!tches...the good news for u right now is that I don't argue wih ma B!tches.. Laters!!

bro ure no longer human to me, all i c in u is a barnished and a cast soul.

Beamborla:
Start confessing the parts of my body you are tripping for

In public?
*runs owta thread*

.

MuhdG:

What r u trying to say about my baby

since when did you turn gay?..:

sweetorgasm:
pls!! shut dat trash bin u call mouth, who wnts 2 b u? who wnt 2 b a nonentity of d highest orda, "according 2 olamide everybody na king 4 e lane, so i do my tin with my smartphone d way i want it, so u do ur tin with ur stolen nokia phone d way u want it, nobody wnts 2 b u.

don't mind that Senegalese deportee ✘

misssclassy:


Continue I am enjoying it

Let me tell you a secret. Reading your comments as you haunt me with you lexicaal prowess get me wet. Yes it does.
I am _fingering myself right now.

Please continue kc, give it to me. Keep on haunting me. Kill me with your typo-eloquence kc
Arrh, arhh, I am _cumming, I am _cumming , arrh arhh I .....am ......_cumm.....ing .

Lmao...
U'v nt been getting all ma mention(s)?

chibwike:
since when did you turn gay?..:- /

Wtf. Gay??
Habaa guy. Why u wan fall my hand

Abi misssclass.y na guy?

kradleber:


don't mind that Senegalese deportee ✘

lol d guy is already a dead man even while living

Where is that wheelbarrow pusher? Why U no show 4 politics section dis morning! Or is U still dey inside kiri kiri east wing?