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Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.... Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus: 1. Four pencil trousers. 2. 9 T-shirt. 3. 1 jalamia cloth 4. One bathroom slippers. 5. 4 shoes. 6. Many of note books and text books . 7. Half bag of pure water. 8. One keg of rain water. 9. One skin light cream 10. Two GSM (1 Techno & 1 Nokia) 11. One small generator. 12. Six lace 13. 3pots and one kettle. 14. One set of spoons and a set of plates. 15. One rechargeable lantern. 16. One stove. 17. One gallon for buying kerosine. 18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam. 19. -200 naira debit card. 20.No Girl friend.? 21. #10 @ GTbank and #576 @UBA and #754 @ first bank 22. One Panasonic T.V with PS2.and GOtv Plus plenty polo. Pls, all good Nigerains should pls do this for transparency sake. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ijobaooorun(m): 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Mine goes thus 1 lg standing fan 1 mattress 14 shoes - 3 sandals - 1 bathroom slippers 1 umbrella Half bag of pure water A big trolly which contains bournvita, can dano milk, carton of pawn cracker, butter, sugar , Bama, a cartoon of conflakes, hair creams body creams roll-on , soaps , perfumes and drugs 1 reading table & chair 1 mini acer laptop, 1 HP printer, 8 T-shirts, 4 trousers 7 chinoz 3 ankara material 1 lace A cooking stove A gas cooker Many vest and polos 1 towel 2 pots 1 iron 1 destop charger 1 wall mirror 1 cutlass Many set of textbooks 1 big oxford dictionaRy 1100 naira as cash #1737 in uba acc #836 in diamond acc 1 torch light 3 gsm ( 1 bb torch2 , 1 sony xperia , 1 nokia ) ******* |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 4:31pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
ijobaooorun: Lolllll 1 Like |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by sleekygurl(f): 5:56pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
soooooo funny! wat about bucket,fan,wall clock?una no get? |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by sinaj(f): 8:10pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
LWKMD |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ijobaooorun(m): 1:13am On Jun 11, 2015 |
sleekygurl:Y should I buy buckets when my neighbours got plenty of dat or a wall clock wen I have a wrist watch and my gsm(s) Economists dnt waste resources, we reserve and conserve |
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 8:13am On Jun 12, 2015 |
ijobaooorun: Guy u dey mice oooooo. well na economy cause am |
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