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Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Dhilariousdandy(m): 10:24pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!" ... (For what?) "For stealing my heart." 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?) Because you have been running through my mind all day! 4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. 6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.) She would say,"What are you doing" respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven." 7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No" She answers. "Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece" 10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?? Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To impress A Girl ![]() LÎK€, ÎF TH€Y AR€ CUT€ 25 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by AlienStar: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
They r lovely! (But nt evry gal will lyk dose.) 2 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
haha, una wan kill person with laugh. ![]() 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Rapmoney(m): 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Op, can't you find a better thing to do with ur time? ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by jamex93(m): 10:46pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
if u do warri gal dis one your name na sorry ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Cutehector(m): 10:48pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
I told her, ur food is so sweet, I may die of diabetes.. |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by missbehave247(m): 10:54pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
![]() Dhilariousdandy: |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by starboy86(m): 10:56pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:. Can't u jz appreciate somebody else's creativity for once wen u knw quite well u can't b creative? SMH 4 u. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Rapmoney(m): 11:13pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
starboy86:You must be a new kid on this block or something! If what the Op posted is what you call creativity, it surely means the average Nigerian youth is still struggling to catch the train of global development!!! Technological and literary- wise!!! Now, go to school!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by sweettease(f): 11:19pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
AlienStar:You honestly think they are lovely? I think they are ridiculous and it will be very annoying for a stranger to try this on me. 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by sinizia: 11:23pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
While you busy being all these "Mr. Romantic", some badass nigga will pull up in his SUV, flash your love interest a wad of cash, and have her eating from the palm of his hand. Learner!! ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by GeneralQuamdeen: 11:30pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Flashes a lot of money to her face.. Throw it away and say "I dont need those baby.. I need you" 9 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by PreacherxSon(m): 11:35pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
show up in ur Range Rover, and let d range do d talkin.....chikennnnnnnnna #TypicalNigerainGal #BuhThatsNonOfMyBusiness !!! |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Enegod(m): 11:37pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Dhilariousdandy:trash 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by AlienStar: 12:04am On Jun 10, 2015 |
sweettease:/O\ lol |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 10, 2015 |
PreacherxSon: GeneralQuamdeen: sinizia: 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Nature8(m): 12:18am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Lol.. Nice 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:32am On Jun 10, 2015 |
sweettease: No offence miss..., but I think it depends on the manner of approach the guy use... Although people differs likewise xter, u might not find it funny cos you aint a funny type, but believe me their are some girls out there that will appreciate that more than you expected... Cos I have tried it and it worked 4 me, that's why I made up my mind to post it here.. Its just for fun tho...!!!! |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Karleb(m): 1:19am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Crap! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by beautifullll1(f): 1:53am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Dhilariousdandy: keep trying it.... person never slap you before |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by sarmiie(m): 2:20am On Jun 10, 2015 |
So cute.....in the 90's. Nowadays, things are much different. Unless the girl is feeling your style, man, these wouldn't work. P.S: if you'r still in secondary school, or part 1, you can still try these. Who knows?? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by sweettease(f): 3:19am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Dhilariousdandy:You tried it on a stranger and it worked? It must have been on a teenager |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:22am On Jun 10, 2015 |
beautifullll1: Lol... Well.. The post is not meant to use on strangers, its only for acquaintance, friends and relation... But Come to think of it... How can a reasonable man, see a girl on the road and approach her in that manner ![]() It doesn't make sense naa, there is 99% probability that you gonna receive a very hot slap... 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Goodnuel: 7:49am On Jun 10, 2015 |
GeneralQuamdeen: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by PrinceVictorE(m): 8:13am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Dhilariousdandy: Reasonable or unreasonble. What if the proceeding question doesn't tally in any way ![]() |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by 20bc(m): 9:40am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Nice. |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by amokeme(f): 10:17am On Jun 10, 2015 |
I love them all... Some girls won't find it funny tho.. 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by manee2(m): 10:28am On Jun 10, 2015 |
AlienStar:_ wot moves u? |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by ggrin(f): 10:29am On Jun 10, 2015 |
make I go try amu ![]() ![]() missclassy-----ur under arrest ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by asumo12: 10:36am On Jun 10, 2015 |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by jrerico1(m): 10:44am On Jun 10, 2015 |
beautifullll1:can you slap your little bro at home ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by Nobody: 11:13am On Jun 10, 2015 |
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