Drdonzeez:
It shouldn't come as a shock to you when pume applications start next monday.

oshey prophet

Ada96:

oshey prophet

Incase u don't knw him, he's our very own Pastor Oluwadonzeez. He prophesied that the form would be out yesterday, and dat prophesy made the thread go silent for over a day. **camby is a witness**

Now he's back with another...modified prophesy, Let's hope dis works or he'll be promoted to Arch-pastor.

It haff tey dat I post question here o

If a and b are the roots of the quadratic equation x^2 -10x + 2 =0 find 1/a^2 + 1/b^2

A. 26
B. 24
C. 3/2
D. 3

Pukka36:
Hmmm,Yeah


Shey woman nr fit win the ultimate prize



SLT is a four years ooh and not six...or what would U say say abt MLS

Dre part tym ia a six- year cos oh, find out. Its dre full tym dat is 4. I had a frd dat finished 4rm dre even my neighbour did d same.

In how many ways can a referee choose three footballers out of twelve footballers to represent a school competition?
A. 220
B. 1320
C. 6
D. 720

Find the resultant of two forces 6N and 5N which are inclined to each other at 30•.
A. 12.2N
B. 8.7N
C. 10.6N
D. 9.5N

Determine the quantity of heat in joules given out when a piece of Iron of mass 40g and specific heat capacity 460Jkg•C cools from 70•C to 40•C
A. 552J
B. 736J
C. 1288J
D. 368.1J

And the final question...

Its actually a riddle sha, I don't know if its allowed here cuz I saw it in the link in my sign.

Two friends were fishing in a river. The
first friend made a bet that he could
make a stone float on the river. He won
the bet. How is this possible?

RobinHez:
It haff tey dat I post question here o

If a and b are the roots of the quadratic equation x^2 -10x + 2 =0 find 1/a^2 + 1/b^2

A. 26
B. 24
C. 3/2
D. 3

24

RobinHez:
And the final question...

Its actually a riddle sha, I don't know if its allowed here cuz I saw it in the link in my sign.

post likely postume questions. riddles won't help matters.

RobinHez:
Find the resultant of two forces 6N and 5N which are inclined to each other at 30•.
A. 12.2N
B. 8.7N
C. 10.6N
D. 9.5N

36+25+2*6*5*0.5 =R^2

D

Hehehe...u see why students from naija are no match for the ones abroad? Even though we sabi read pass dem?

lordkvng:

post likely postume questions. riddles won't help matters.

Dat question, is actually coined from one of the theories in physics, because I didn't say..."In order for a stone to float...." Den give option A to D, it has become irrelevant! Chai #SMH#

Of the ones he has posted, how many have you answered? I don't know why peeps komplicate issues! Life is kinda kool if people are subtle at times. Childishness and inexperience causes so much buullshit. But, let's try and upgrade. If you can't make someone happy, try no to piss him/her off...
If everyone was like me, perhaps life would be easier, save for the fact that beans will become so so expensive and the world will reek of morbidITY.

Respect pls!

Uh oh...I see someonve viewing! bros how far na? @Emodeee

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shout out to ma luv, for bringing me here, shout out to u for making me stay away, shout out to d mod for treating me nicely. I just wanna let u know, i ll keep fighting for ur luv till u suCCUMB@ma one and only luv.

RobinHez:
Uh oh...I see someonve viewing! bros how far na? @Emodeee

Na wa for u o.

Emodeee:


Na wa for u o.

Wetin I do na... no be evrything we must quarell abt na ehn?

RobinHez:

Wetin I do na... no be evrything we must quarell abt na ehn?

Pukka36, m here for u. Forget about dis guy, he is trying to hijack u from me.



When will u gv me ya number lah?@pukka36.


U get her number?

Emodeee:


Pukka 36, m here for u. Forget about dis guy, he is trying to hijack u from me.


When will u gv me ya number lah?@pukka 36.

U get her number?

No, I no get her number...

RobinHez:

No, I no get her number...

Collect her number make u con gv me.

Emodeee:


Collect her number make u con gv me.

Hehe...na u suppose ask am directly na, I fit betray u if I collect am

Hehe... This nigga is krazy... Lwkm..

RobinHez:

Hehe...na u suppose ask am directly na, I fit betray u if I collect am

The girl like me bt she is too shy to let me know. Perhaps cos she is afraid of what u guys will say.



Pukka36, where r u? M here for u ma luv.



Gv me ya number, don't care about what d guys in dis secton will say. I will nt MAR u, I will MARRY u.

RY makes the difference between me and other guys.

chibuzineo:


Dre part tym ia a six- year cos oh, find out. Its dre full tym dat is 4. I had a frd dat finished 4rm dre even my neighbour did d same.

Ehen na,the guy is talking about the full time!


The one that can be gotten through Jamb!



It's common knowledge that part time programmes r longer.

IamTobie:
Of the ones he has posted, how many have you answered? I don't know why peeps komplicate issues! Life is kinda kool if people are subtle at times. Childishness and inexperience causes so much buullshit. But, let's try and upgrade. If you can't make someone happy, try no to piss him/her off...
If everyone was like me, perhaps life would be easier, save for the fact that beans will become so so expensive and the world will reek of morbidITY.

Respect pls!

all this long ish.. u get time Sha.

Maybe it's worth it. Maybe not. I'm only a human. Take kare.

robinhez how do I change that template

RobinHez:
Hehehe...u see why students from naija are no match for the ones abroad? Even though we sabi read pass dem?

Dat question, is actually coined from one of the theories in physics, because I didn't say..."In order for a stone to float...." Den give option A to D, it has become irrelevant! Chai #SMD#

bro.. law of floatation.. when a body with a density more than or equal to that of water is placed it water, it first displaces it's own weight before it floats??.......been long since I read this topic Sha...abeg confirm

clintonopah:
robinhez how do I change that template

Go here...
www.mybloggerthemes.com/
They have a good repository of themes, u can download the one u like.

RobinHez:
Hehehe...u see why students from naija are no match for the ones abroad? Even though we sabi read pass dem?

Dat question, is actually coined from one of the theories in physics, because I didn't say..."In order for a stone to float...." Den give option A to D, it has become irrelevant! Chai #SMD#

bro.. law of floatation.. a floating body displaces it's own weight of a fluid in which it floats

lordkvng:

bro.. law of floatation.. when a body with a density more than or equal to that of water is placed it water, it first displaces it's own weight before it floats??.......been long since I read this topic Sha...abeg confirm

U see now, why u con dey form Rambo dat time...ehm! So how did he make the stone float-using the Law of floatation u mentioned.

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