ronald4lif:


I did nothing, zilch. I'm not crazy about birthdays. Celebrated my last about 6years ago, so it was just another work day for me.

Are you serious?. Where's he based?.

Truckpusher:
Who released this ho?

Truckpusher:
Who released this ho?

MrsChima:


Hey boo.

A good ho too!

MrsChima:


China.

Eziokwu?.

Are there no flights shuttling between China and U.S

Truckpusher:
Na wetin be this ?

That thing shocked me I swear , where did you that stuff from?

Deejavuu:


Taa! ! You know I'm not lying


Hehehe


This is why i missed you


But some thick girls are the real deal mhen

LadyBoss1:
Yh n RPG's

ronald4lif:


Eziokwu?.

Are there no flights shuttling between China and U.S

Enegod:
na mistake

Truckpusher:
What is lala247, is it the name of ya new dog?

MrsChima:


.

LadyBoss1:


Y ? Wetin i do

Truckpusher:
Nothing good can come out of Bethlehem .
There is never a good ho.

Lemme ask you a question: can a ho be just one man's ho?

Truckpusher:
Omo! Na true story o, I get one friend like that very smallish guy - the boy no dey take eye see baby elephant for road.

Wetin remain for am Na to jump commot from plane because of big fat women.

Truckpusher:
Interprete please.

Jacksparrow0712:

Where exactly are you?

Jacksparrow0712:

Who's the married woman?

MrsChima:


Yes nwoke. I don't go see him.

Truckpusher:
Nothing o, I was just pulling ya pant oops! Legs rather, That was a slip of the hand.

MrsChima:


Yes....wives are permanent hoes for the husbands u
until death or divorce.

MrsChima:


Spain.

Truckpusher:
Oya send am come Lemme feed my eyes please.

These days bobi therapy dey cure guys sef.

Deejavuu:


Truckie!!! Baby elephant kwa

Most slim guys like thick girls sha.. Dunno why


So you want an all rounder. Greedy much huh?

Enegod:
no wonder you have fallen for funlord

Truckpusher:
What If she refuses to play the ho to the extreme like hos does - I've not tasted hos but some guys told me this.

LadyBoss1:


See as ur bae Cherryice fine men, chai how u dey manage

Enegod:
mrschima the night crawler

ronald4lif:


Your Igbo, Yoruba and Nigerian-pidgin sha. Doesn't tally add all. I'm compelled to ask, where were you born and grew up?.

Ishilove:

It means I the bowleg wide pass goal post

MrsChima:


You are a fvcking liar!

LadyBoss1:

Lol fallen ke since when .. He cant cook ewa agoyin so ......