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37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Jenny1010(f): 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
1. To a woman, the hottest thing in the world is watching a man deftly perform a task. If you've got one thing that you're good at cooking, carpentry, whatever, let us catch you at it. 2. If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why should we spend time and money that we don't have in excess when our target audience doesn't even notice?. Now you know why your wife stopped dressing like she use to before. 3. Every woman you've ever dates imagined what her name would sound like with your last name. 4. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. It's not jealousy. 5. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you'll leave us alone. That's the easiest escape route and it's works all the time. 6. We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right every moment. 7. If you wear a cap/hat on the first and second date, we conclude within us that you are baldheaded. It's now left for us to decide whether to carry on or not. 8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person. 9. We want you to look nice, but please don't spend more time getting ready than we do. You are guy for God sake. 10. We really don't like your skinny jeans. It makes you look gay. 11. We know we snore sometimes. Don't ever tell us when we do. Just keep it down deep inside your mind. Get it 12. We understand the World Cup, premier league and champion league too, maybe even more than you. Just that we don't like to make too much noise about it. Within us , we know about the game more better.. Trust me! 13. We think guys who call every day and don't ask us out are playing hard to get. Come on, collections-department guy!. I mean, which guy call you everyday and spend long minutes on phone , yet never ask you out. He wants you to beg for it . 14. "Ours" is a powerful word to us. We love guys who use the word "ours"or "our" when referring to things he got... Yeah! When discussing with us , say things like " our house " "our bed" "our car" ETC . It makes us feel safe. 15. When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty. Please tell me you don't regret loving me." Yet, some slowpoke guys won't get it. Why telling me that I'm fat? Did I tell you I didn't know? 16. Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do. We always think if you talk badly about your friends to me, you will probably talk badly about me with your friend. yes 17. Never hang up first. Let us be the one to hang up, it will do both of us good. Don't say I didn't tell you oo. 18. Joking about your joystick size makes us feel uncomfortable every time. Yeah! We are laugh at your silly joke, but deep inside we are uncomfortable. 19. When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously. As a sharp guy you suppose code nawh. 20. At the end of a first date, just call us the next day if you liked us. You can wait three days if you want, but it will only piss us off. And we might hate you for pissing us off. 21. No man ever talked a woman into sex. Ninety-nine percent of the time, a woman knows she is going to have sex when she walks out the door. Men can only talk themselves out of it. So, guy! Stop feeling like you got sugar in your mouth. 22. Chivalry, within reason. Holding the door for us? Yes. Ordering for us? No. Unless your date can't talk. We can do the ordering ourselves. Thank you! 23. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist please. We will finally accept your offer ok. 24. Buying undies for your girlfriend is like buying a present for yourself. If she's showing you her undies, chances are you'll be removing them. Assess your priorities, sir. Buy her shoes or Gold necklace instead . 25. Don't try to feed us. We not an infant and it's not romantic. We know how to feed ourselves more than you . We should be the one helping you out instead before you stain your shirt. 26. It's okay if you want to watch "Titanic" with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Jack dies, you are going to have to start answering some questions. 27. Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing most times. Lolz 28. As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you. 29. When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, lie just a little. But only do that because you love us. 30. We only have two to three bras that we alternate. We tell you we just have a bunch of the same one. Lies! 31. If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober. 32. It freaks us out when you put a t-shirt on after sex but walk around without boxers. It's not becoming. You rather put on your boxers or walk around naked. 33. We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't call at specific time you promise to call. 34. We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given. So don't even start misbehaving. 35. If possible, never tell us your ex's full name, because we might not be able to avoid hate-stalking he on facebook for weeks for no actual reason and finding a dumb reason to fight with you. That's us for you. 36. We pay very, very close attention to the way you treat your mother . We think that's how you will treat you. 37. Sometimes we pretend that we don't know how to do something, just because you look so cute trying to figure it out. If you are observant, you will notice that lil smile on our face as we watch you struggle with the task. 7 Likes |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Wow see list 1 Like 48 Shares |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Cutehector(m): 8:09pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:do u keep lists? |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Cutehector:Hector the cutie List bawo ?? Just reading through her list spotted about 5 flaws thats so not true but made true to her sha .. |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Enegod(m): 8:12pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
101 reasons not to read this shit...I fell asleep on number 7 3 Likes |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Cutehector(m): 8:14pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:lala the hottie So wad r d five flaws.. |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by kossyablaze(m): 8:20pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Smh......@OP...pls modify to "Interesting Things Guys Don't Know about 9ja women. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Jenny1010(f): 8:22pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Enegod:I expect nothing less from a lazy bone. Sleep tight bob |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by dkronicle(m): 8:23pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Wish i could read |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Jenny1010(f): 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: 5 flaws? Are you serious |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Jenny1010: cutehector i don try the list too long |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Jenny1010: Yes ohhh Not saying all but a few flaws i think its more of a personal reason and not general |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Enegod(m): 8:41pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Jenny1010:
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Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by 2dice(m): 9:12pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
No 12 is a fat lie ..... Op Abeeggi clean your mouth with your left hand .... |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by ugotex85: 1:48am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Wow! Interesting, I must confess, I learnt something. Thanks OP, though some points you raised might not be general views of all ladies. 1 Like |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 5:57am On Jun 11, 2015 |
8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person. this is bullshitt many of you girls will be irritating to the eyes if not for make ups and when that shitt is wiped off y'all look like baby gorillas except for the naturally beautiful sweet ladies though.
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Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 6:10am On Jun 11, 2015 |
icedbeatz: Haaahaha! y u dey bash women like this? |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 6:26am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Hanny99:Hahahahahaha don't mind me honey, I just type things the way they are, I don't like lies which is what she did there and some other ones. btw I'm it's not bashing dear it's truth and you know that. hope you are having a swell time? |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 6:33am On Jun 11, 2015 |
ugotex85:bros if you believe all this then you're still a learner. most of them are lies, never learn how to treat a lady from a girl better off learn from a retired player cos they have seen it all. 1 Like |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 6:50am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by virginboy1(m): 6:51am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Woman matter don tire me jare, but unfortubately for me, I get bored without them |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by XavierBlue(m): 6:59am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Jenny1010:which kind essay be this? What do you know about football? XavierBlue |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 7:02am On Jun 11, 2015 |
icedbeatz: I am enjoying myself honey |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Sunymoore(m): 7:40am On Jun 11, 2015 |
This is bullshit! What's so sweet than seeing me counting $10000000.. That moment, I the counter and you the watcher will all be happy 1 Like |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by ugotex85: 10:50am On Jun 11, 2015 |
icedbeatz: I'm not saying that all the points she raised are true and accurate, but there are some salient points she raised which are TRUE. |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by lomodele(m): 11:54am On Jun 11, 2015 |
I hear u ma |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by segedoo(m): 6:19pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
icedbeatz:dude, who are the 2 late stars btw easyE and HeavyD? I think I know everyone else. |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Catalyst4real: 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
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Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Votukpa(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Jenny1010: Fem centric social conventions conjured to enslave men mentaly |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Enegod:*tap him*oya wake up make u continue,lazy man |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Nobody: 6:58am On Jul 07, 2015 |
segedoo:lad I didnt understand your question . if it's between the two easy e is a Super star compared to heavy d though there's nothing special about his rap style but his charisma and attitude isn't he shitt |
Re: 37 Interesting Things About Women That Guys Don't Know by Handsome4real(m): 10:24am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Wow... This is lovely. What an expose. 26 got me laughing hard. @jenny101 |
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