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Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 10:36am On Jun 11, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets,
it is very important that l also declare mine
too and it goes thus:
1. Four skirt suits
2. 9 gowns
3. 1 black jean
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Three hand bags
7. One bag of pure water.
8. One drum of rain water.
9. One bottle for Ori as cream.
10. Two GSM (1blackberry & 1 Nokia
torchlight)
11. Three small l pass my neighbor generator
and 1 2900 big gen.
12. Six ankara.
13. 5 pots , frying pan and one kettle .
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One rechargeable lantern.
16. One Gas cooker.....
17. Red centreRug on d floor and one Bode
foam.
18. 200 naira recharge card.
19. A set of seatee.
20. #1,230 @ ecobank and #1,607 @Access
bank. 21. One fridge
22. One Samsung T.V with Lg home theatre
DVD Plus plenty polo. Pls, all good Nigerians
should pls do this for transparency.
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by Nobody: 11:28am On Jun 11, 2015
lucky for u that u have an asset to declear, for me the only asset i have to declear is the phone i'm using to declear my asset now.
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 11:34am On Jun 11, 2015
DONBROTHER1:
lucky for u that u have an asset to declear, for me the only asset i have to declear is the phone i'm using to declear my asset now.

Assets na assets sha o
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by Nobody: 11:59am On Jun 11, 2015
beautifullll1:


Assets na assets sha o

If we have to declear our assets in a real sense, then u have committed a crime for not declearing all ur assets bcus a girl like u can't have only one jean.
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by lonelydora: 12:04pm On Jun 11, 2015
typing...
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 1:32pm On Jun 11, 2015
lonelydora:
typing...
you never type finish ni?
na term paper?
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 12:57pm On Jun 28, 2015
DONBROTHER1:
lucky for u that u have an asset to declear, for me the only asset i have to declear is the phone i'm using to declear my asset now.

what of the money you used to buy data?
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 12:58pm On Jun 28, 2015
DONBROTHER1:


If we have to declear our assets in a real sense, then u have committed a crime for not declearing all ur assets bcus a girl like u can't have only one jean.


how many jean do you think I should own?
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jun 28, 2015
beautifullll1:


how many jean do you think I should own?

Like ten
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 2:28pm On Jun 28, 2015
DONBROTHER1:


Like ten

Lol. how many trousers do you have then?
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2015
beautifullll1:


Lol. how many trousers do you have then?
Two trousers
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 29, 2015
no vibrator

hmmmmm
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 6:57am On Aug 01, 2015
sinestro24:
no vibrator
hmmmmm

I don't need romance machine na, babe I've got u.....
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by somoyesoji(m): 6:29pm On Aug 01, 2015
Assest ke
I get am one-one o apart from balls that I have 2 and yet to build my house.
Everything to make a Man complete and comfortable I have.
To conclude am not rich but ok and I want more money sa o.
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by somoyesoji(m): 6:33pm On Aug 01, 2015
Uhm but if he travel out for 12months,what will you do?
beautifullll1:



I don't need romance machine na, babe I've got u.....
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 6:35pm On Aug 01, 2015
somoyesoji:
Uhm but if he travel out for 12months,what will you do?


I'll look for u so we can do a quickie and keeep it secret pending When he returns
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 6:37pm On Aug 01, 2015
somoyesoji:
Assest ke I get am one-one o apart from balls that I have 2 and yet to build my house. Everything to make a Man complete and comfortable I have. To conclude am not rich but ok and I want more money sa o.
So u have only one pant/boxer?
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by 400billionman: 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2015
I get am for property..
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by SonOFaGun(m): 10:28pm On Aug 16, 2015
beautifullll1:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.... Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus: 1. Four skirt suits 2. 9 gowns 3. 1 black jean 4. One bathroom slippers. 5. 4 shoes. 6. Three hand bags 7. One bag of pure water. 8. One drum of rain water. 9. One bottle for Ori as cream. 10. Two GSM (1blackberry & 1 Nokia torchlight) 11. Three small l pass my neighbor generator and 1 2900 big gen. 12. Six ankara. 13. 5 pots , frying pan and one kettle . 14. One set of spoons and a set of plates. 15. One rechargeable lantern. 16. One Gas cooker..... 17. Red centreRug on d floor and one Bode foam. 18. 200 naira recharge card. 19. A set of seatee. 20. #1,230 @ ecobank and #1,607 @Access bank. 21. One fridge 22. One Samsung T.V with Lg home theatre DVD Plus plenty polo. Pls, all good Nigerians should pls do this for transparency.

Bae , were u tryn to fly on ur profile pic ? Lol
Re: Declare Your Asset Here by beautifullll1(f): 10:29pm On Aug 16, 2015
SonOFaGun:


Bae , were u tryn to fly on ur profile pic ? Lol

lol....


flying without wings like them westlife

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