Mattkent:
D rumour I heard wen I was younger is one day Nigeria will be great and we will have stable power supply.

Now I'm 85 years old

But I'm still waiting for the rumour to become a reality.

Modified*

Throwing our teeth on top of d ceiling so that lizard would swallow it and a new one would grow.

That if we point at this lekeleke birds a white stuff will appear in our finger

Childhood was kinda fun sha...girls didnt form.. We just mingled freely.

u supposed u grew up in PH

Sijo01:



Mi too bro. Am making up for the lost now though. It's not too late. You can do same.

Don't get high o

Omotayor123:

Lol.... number 4 still sure pass for me too oooo

abi o lolzz

chinae:


u supposed u grew up in PH

Lagos boy..btw y do u think I grew up in pH?

India vs Nigeria match 99:1

I no go ever forget, I'll tell my kids too

Feranmicharles:
There are some rumours that went viral during childhood,

Let's start straight away

1: if you swallow a seed,the tree will grow inside you,or from your tummy

2: that this eraser,the blue can erase ink

3: if you eat joined fruits,you'll give birth to joined babies

4: after urinating you must spit on the urine (this one,I still dey do am)

Pls oooo,
If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

pls

That head of fish is different from fish of head

Hmmmmmmm!


If Male nd Female dogs are meeting and nail the floor the dogs will not separate until one remove the NAIL from the ground!



Cheeeeeeers

Mattkent:


Lagos boy..btw y do u think I grew up in pH?

pls oooo If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

Mattkent:


Lagos boy..btw y do u think I grew up in pH?

Urs is d only one dat is aligned with d one i heard growing up in PH. d rest sound so strange to me.

CaptPlanet:


Aswear! This guy play well well when e small!

Lol chop knuckle

Guy... You sef too play to sabi all this things

johnwizey:
India beat Nigeria 99-1

Yea, I remember that one...with the ball transforming to either a huge stone or the head of an angry lion to scare away our goalkeeper each time the Indians took a shot at our goal.

- That Pele took a shot that tore and passed through the belly of a goalkeeper.

- That Rasheed Yekini's right foot shot was so ferocious that goalkeepers paid him never to shoot with that foot.

- That India was banned for life by FIFA for using juju to beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match.

I was guilty of number 4, but as soon as I enter Lagos, I forgot the damn thing.

Feranmicharles:
There are some rumours that went viral during childhood,

2: that this eraser,the blue can erase ink

I can't forget this one

lekeleke give me white finger, then as children if we see that bird with long neck we will singing it believing that it has power to make our fingers white.

OBTMOS:
pls oooo If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

Bat

As in:

1. Any of the small, nocturnal, flying mammals of the order Chiroptera, which navigate by means of echolocation.

2.(offensive) An old woman.

3. A LovePeddler who prowls in the dusk/evening like a bat.

Hope that answers your question? E b like say u no like d man atol

If your teeth fall off you must wrap it with seven stone (boys) or nine stones (girls) before throwing it away

Lizard should not see your missing tooth or it will not grow again

If u wisper, your mouth will bend to the side

If u eat while standing up u will not belleful

If u wet the bed, the remedy is for your mom to make u pee on ash or hot coal

U must not wash cloth at nite bcs its for widows

And bla bla bla

Very funny

If you eat fowl yanch: you will start aproko

If you kill a gecko; it'l come back to you in dreams

If you kill (iv forgotten the name of that reptile) alasumbere, by cutting into two: d tail would dance untill it turns to a snake and bite.

If you spit on the floor without cleaning with your own legs, u'd have sore throat

chinae:


Urs is d only one dat is aligned with d one i heard growing up in PH. d rest sound so strange to me.

very funny. I actually know some of the ones mentioned. If that's d only one u know, ur childhood must av been boring

this one was vry common.."if you eat fowl yanch: u ll start aproko"


For your OTG Smartphones flash drive.... Please check my signature.

India vs Nigeria ;99-0

I really fell for the second one!!! Back in those days,i really miss those times.

Sijo01:
Lol..................... If you drink coconut water, you will fail in school

am a victim of this oooooo

Mattkent:
D rumour I heard wen I was younger is one day Nigeria will be great and we will have stable power supply.

Now I'm 85 years old

But I'm still waiting for the rumour to become a reality.

Modified*

Throwing our teeth on top of d ceiling so that lizard would swallow it and a new one would grow.

That if we point at this lekeleke birds a white stuff will appear in our finger nails

Childhood was kinda fun sha...girls didnt form.. We just mingled freely.

yes oh to all the last 3 popoints.

admax:
If you eat while standing, the food will go down to your legs.

When it's raining and there is sunshine then.....A baby lion has been born.

Actually it was Baby Elephant not a baby lion [color=#550000][/color]

Mattkent:
D rumour I heard wen I was younger is one day Nigeria will be great and we will have stable power supply.

Now I'm 85 years old

But I'm still waiting for the rumour to become a reality.

Modified*

Throwing our teeth on top of d ceiling so that lizard would swallow it and a new one would grow.

That if we point at this lekeleke birds a white stuff will appear in our finger nails

Childhood was kinda fun sha...girls didnt form.. We just mingled freely.

yes oh to all the last 3 points.

if yu use a broom to hit someone

Big boils will catch yu on yur anus.....like xriously

1. If you wear back of shirt or ur palm is itching you, it means money is coming.
2. If you kill a snake u have to cut the head off and bury it separately if not it will cm back to life

Here's mine:

Whichever finger you point at a grave site will fall off.

Rain = angels in heaven crying (not God urinating on us )

Don't say Bloody Mary five times in a dark room with a mirror!! You've been warned...

Fart then forced to say "Excuse me " like a little bítch

Breaking a glass bottle brings bad luck