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A Nairalander Declared His Asset by ibrosantus(m): 6:29am On Jun 12, 2015 |
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.... Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus: 1. Four pencil trousers. 2. 9 T-shirt. 3. 1 jalamia cloth 4. One bathroom slippers. 5. 4 shoes. 6. Many of note books and text books . 7. Half bag of pure water. 8. One keg of rain water. 9. One skin light cream 10. Two GSM (1 Techno & 1 Nokia) 11. One small generator. 12. Six lace 13. 3pots and one kettle. 14. One set of spoons and a set of plates. 15. One rechargeable lantern. 16. One stove. 17. One gallon for buying kerosine. 18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam. 19. -200 naira debit card. 20.No Girl friend.? 21. #10 @ GTbank and #576 @UBA and #754 @ first bank 22. One Panasonic T.V with PS2.and GOtv Plus plenty polo. Pls, all good Nigerains should pls do this for transparency sake. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by INTROVERT(f): 6:31am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Thanks for making me laugh this morning 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by jeffizy(m): 6:36am On Jun 12, 2015 |
You didn't declare your toothbrush. Abi na chewing stick every morning? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by ibrosantus(m): 6:43am On Jun 12, 2015 |
jeffizy:na water n salt I dey take to cleanse my mouth |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by BaddieKay(f): 6:44am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Op check again,I think u left somethings out |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by nerodenero: 6:45am On Jun 12, 2015 |
PMB has declared his asset but I know Code of Conduct Bureau are still estimating his worth. As soon as that is done, I am very sure PMB would mandate CCB to make it public. I just hope relevant law would be amended such that upon declaration of asset at whatever level of the public servant, CCB would be empowered to make it public even if the individual likes it or not. As for the OP, you poor die . I just hope you won't use a trusted family member to launder money and return to it when you leave public office? This another aspect that would be difficult to investigate. 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by Nobody: 6:53am On Jun 12, 2015 |
lol, u still owe mtn money? should i declare mine? 3 jeans, and 2 chinos 6 t shirts 5 shirts plus d one in my dp *grin* 4 polo i still have 12 cups of rice left, i bag of semo, 6 cups of beans, my uba act bal is 500 naira, Zenith bank is 700. 1 hp laptop that heats up to boiling point anytime i play fifa on it.. one tecno phone, 1 stove, wat remain sef, oh , 6 boxers, (clean oo) omo being broke is bad oo 1 jean jacket, 3 sneakers and one toms i still have 1gb data left from glo, is that an asset too? .. before u call me poor, im a jambite oo 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by bigt2(m): 6:58am On Jun 12, 2015 |
You didn't declare your 10mb data subscription and your 2gb data gotten by Tweaking your Imei 2 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by ibrosantus(m): 7:12am On Jun 12, 2015 |
vickerz:declare urs n let's c |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by ibrosantus(m): 7:14am On Jun 12, 2015 |
nerodenero:don't worry, change will start 4rm me n ma families |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by Atk01(f): 8:21am On Jun 12, 2015 |
The Op didn't declare how many cups of rice and GARRI are in his possession. We'll have to form a committee to look into this matter. 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by adexmuhyi(m): 4:52pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
being a patriot, i think it is worth following suit,, 5 trousers 1 camo short which i knw my beating ceremony day go soon come about 10 shirts and 4polos 1 Nokia and 1 tecno 1 unrepaired hp laptop carpet and centre rug #200 sterlin and #300 in gtbank #500 in my wallet includin 2 condoms for emergency 4 packs of condoms under my carpet for me and my friends 2 sunshine hair freshers 1 lg hangin tv no bed yet 5boxers plenty textbooks and notebooks my engineering tools (spanners pliers scewdrivers etc) 2 cover shoes 1 headset and dat's all what i have for now.thank u 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by Omotayor123(f): 10:22am On Aug 26, 2015 |
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Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by Omotayor123(f): 10:23am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Atk01:You mean he should be probed |
Re: A Nairalander Declared His Asset by hippyj(m): 2:01pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
I could have declared mine but Mercy my love will beat me. |
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