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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Everyone knows articulating my sentences correctly has never been my flaw. You, on the other hand and contrarily, type so much hogwash that one would think you are Patience Jonathan's surrogate child, Mr. Ipledge2 Be Stupid. grin
can you spare some change to take any standardized test of English language with me?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 12:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


Drill me?
yup. I"m military!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 12:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ipledge2:
grin grin...not my fault,pardon me.I need to reply sonsofmark,i dont know its your page.
drop d mumu fyt naa,
Its noon o0.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 12:05pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


Mah Nigga! Just a friendly jibe. Don't get worked up.

You good?
cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:05pm On Jun 12, 2015
ronald4lif:


Anambra can. wink

Anambra? That state bedeviled with bad roads, rancour and insecurity? You are joking.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:

Futo security
Tell me more about ihiagwa and eziobodo security.
I know no where in Imo state except Owerri City e.g IMSU. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
i like dem .. Wont marry one tho wink Im bless thanks
Hian! tongue You want to marry guys like?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jun 12, 2015
dharay99:

drop d mumu fyt naa,
Its noon o0.
its still early,i just dey wake from bed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
Eseohe23:

cheesy cheesy cheesy

tongue
You know your sin right? angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
True though but he sounded like he wished he's from Akwa Ibom.You dey mind am?? Ekaete don truncate e reasoning process. grin

Most people now wish they are from Akwa-Ibom so it's not surprising.grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


Just saying girl! He is relentless when it's comes to my moniker!

The feminist rally is just killing him! grin
so you too be feminist grin, i laugh in ijesa

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
That's not quite true. Except for a few.
Tb joshua
Cant stand dat pastor

Infact y are pastors rich pls tell me .. In a country like nigeria they will be gassing ppl constantly and taking from the poor make una stay der dey give offerring to a mere man ... Where in the bible shows dat jesus was rich .. He had nothing n dats y ppl followed him he only had the wird of God finish ..
Infact i go create topic i don vex self... Look when i was in nigeria its very sad to see the whole church memebers struggling yet pastor will

* the lord has told me today is ur day blah blah blah n d poor woman mayb has only 1000 naira she go carry am give pastor to funds his extravegant lifestlye . It says in the bible beware of false phophet ..... If they dont move similar to jesus im not interested ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
yup. I"m military!

You will be needing Jesus. wink.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Hian! tongue You want to marry guys like?
Obama grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
You know your sin right? angry
Sin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
drilling engineeing.. Urm I really dnt think am dat good in dat area. Buh not whitstandin, I will gv it a try. I even prefer drillin engineerin to reservoir engineerin.. I neva got an A in all my reservoir eng courses.. Ironically, I aced alll my drilling eng courses...buh wit extra sacrifices.. Production was just an easy thing.. Buh yea u r right, driilling eng sells more in d oil and gas engineerin. I think I will look into dat.
Reservoir courses are always one kind. cheesy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 12:09pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Obama grin

A weed smoker? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jun 12, 2015
Mhizkel:

Lol..Save the money so you can use it in taking care of me when we eventually get married...wink


Wow. That's so sweet. You are type of a girl that my mama always pray for me to marry. I guess God has answered her prayer. You mind a pm?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 12:10pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Yet pastors claim to understand , and they are busy leading ppl astray ..
Actually m not a Pastor and I can never lead people astray but its always great to have deep knowledge and undersatnding of d scripture...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


A weed smoker? grin

Who obama shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Tb joshua
Cant stand dat pastor

Infact y are pastors rich pls tell me .. In a country like nigeria they will be gassing ppl constantly and taking from the poor make una stay der dey give offerring to a mere man ... Where in the bible shows dat jesus was rich .. He had nothing n dats y ppl followed him he only had the wird of God finish ..
Infact i go create topic i don vex self... Look when i was in nigeria its very sad to see the whole church memebers struggling yet pastor will

* the lord has told me today is ur day blah blah blah n d poor woman mayb has only 1000 naira she go carry am give pastor to funds his extravegant lifestlye . It says in the bible beware of false phophet ..... If they dont move similar to jesus im not interested ..
Hahahaha. One pastor has turned to all pastors shey??

So, pastors are supposed to be poor?? That's funny. Read your Bible very well. Jesus was damn rich. I can show you verses upon verses to proof that.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 12:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ipledge2:
so you too be feminist grin, i laugh in ijesa

A proud feminist boo. kiss

Keep laughing when men no longer run sh1t. grin wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 12, 2015
Eseohe23:

Sin
You don't know?? undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


A proud feminist boo. kiss

Keep laughing when men no longer run sh1t. grin wink
but i run kitty and lick your butt/ass
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 12:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Very funny.grin

Do you know JAMB considers Imo state as educationally-disadvantaged when compared to Akwa-Ibom state?

Need I go on, Vicky?wink

Do you have to show this "bragging" attitude all the time?

Anambra State has emerged the overall best in the 2013 West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE).

According to the official WAEC result, made available to the media, Ghana came first among West African countries, while Anambra State came first among states in Nigeria, followed by Abia, Rivers and Lagos states.

The breakdown of the results show that 12 states in Nigeria recorded percentage that were above national average in the following order;

Anambra State (67.85 per cent),
Abia State (65.17 per cent),
Rivers State (58.56 per cent),
Lagos State (56.03),
Cross River State (53.34 percent),
Bayelsa State (51.66 per cent),
Enugu State (50.22 per cent),
Delta State (46.49 per cent),
Imo State (46.03per cent),
Abuja (43.9 per cent),
Ogun (39.92 per cent),
and Kaduna (39.47 per cent).

Imo you are dissing has even fallen from its great heights of yesterday.
It still ranks above an Akwa-ibom with all "The Niger Delta Money".

Argue factually.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
Phikom:

Actually m not a Pastor and I can never lead people astray but its always great to have deep knowledge and undersatnding of d scripture...
Yes i read the bible not always ... But ppl twist what the bible says .. And its a sin to judge thats what ppl dont know .. If i go to church with mini skirt n oastir tlk u no say he don sign contract with devil be that ... Y
U remember the story in d bible about the unclean woman .. What did jesus do ?

But yet they read bible n come n brainwash cgurch members yet they r rich..
Pls show me a normal pastor
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 12:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Who obama shocked


Yes! Why do you think his lips are purple? It isn't because he is biracial! lipsrsealed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ipledge2:
can you spare some change to take any standardized test of English language with me?

That's if I do not floor the examiners first.grin

You are below my stratum, boy.

I create new words as a hobby.

Should I post a link to a website which contains verified words I have created which have been acknowledged by seasoned lexicographers?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Very funny.grin

Do you know JAMB considers Imo state as educationally-disadvantaged when compared to Akwa-Ibom state?

Do you know Akwa-Ibom has the best roads and the most insured?

Do you know Uyo has the best drainage system in West Africa?

Do you know Akwa-Ibom is self-dependent in terms of electricity?

Do you know Ibom Tropicana and resort here in Uyo is the only resort owned by a state government in Nigeria?

Do you know amusement parks in Uyo are tax-free?

Do you know Uyo has deposed Calabar as the ckeanest city in Nigeria?

Need I go on, Vicky?wink
You are wrong about educational developed state.
Google is available.
In any Jamb ranking or unity cutoff mark, Anambra leads, followed by Delta, Imo and Lagos.

Imo has always been placed first in WASSCE result statitics before Anambra overtook them.
IMSU tution fee for indigenes is low when compared to other state universities.
Rochas Okorocha is the 3rd best governor after Fashola and Amaechi according to ranks.

Educational less developed state? That's a lie.
South west - it's Ekiti state.
South south - it's bayelsa state.
South east - it's Ebonyi state.

UNIUYO can't stand FUTO even though it's a technology school.
Your state university can't stand IMSU.

First female novelist hail from Imo state; Flora Nwapa.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


Yes! Why do you think his lips are purple? It isn't because he is biracial! lipsrsealed
lol he needs it dat job is stressful
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Most people a few persons with low self-esteem now wish they are from Akwa-Ibom so it's not surprising.grin
Fixed. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

That's if I do not floor the examiners first.grin

You are below my stratum, boy.

I create new words as a hobby.

Should I post a link to a website which contains verified words I have created which have been acknowledged by seasoned lexicographers?
yes...I will like to see

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