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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jun 12, 2015
chibwike:
Are you shy?
Me of all ppl shy lol u dont know me den smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
You dah snubbed my mention. undecided
Oh that! I am very sorry...
Donno wat happened that day....it wasn't deliberate....so sorry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

That's if I do not floor the examiners first.grin

You are below my stratum, boy.

I create new words as a hobby.

Should I post a link to a website which contains verified words I have created which have been acknowledged by seasoned lexicographers?

Post! grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Fulaboy(m): 12:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Pls do .. My blood don they hot .. Fulaboy bring one kunu abeg

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 12:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Lala! eye candy tongue grin

Disgusting.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


I remember how Petroleum Eng. Boys "look up" to Geology students whenever we had a Common course exam either in Sedimentology , or reservoir eng.
You're a geologist??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


I got Family Roots in Umuahia and Warri! Wonderful places I might add.
Everywhere has it pros and cons.

Keep Developing your pros.
Keep Eliminating your cons.

There is no perfect place!

I argue with facts and not hearsay. Akwa-Ibom tops them all. There's no other state in Nigeria I'd rather reside in.

Quick question: When was the last time PHCN supplied electricity to your area?grin

Ours is near-constant.wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 12:34pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ipledge2:
but i run kitty and lick your butt/ass

Keyword: no longer. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 12:34pm On Jun 12, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Lala.. U an atheist..?

Haha! This question never fails to pop up whenever someone question the way religion is currently being practised in Nigeria and how sheepishly foolish the followers of those roguish pastors are. Actually, one mustn't be an atheist to understand that religion, as currently being practised in Nigeria is a fraud and unlike Nigeria where people follow everything in the Bible/Quran hook, line and sinker other Nationals of various Nations know where to draw the line.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jun 12, 2015
chibwike:
Lol...na village na..who wan swap sim
True sha. You fit look out for wetin go sell for there and start selling. Remember one of the laws of making money: look for a problem and profer a solution. wink

Village na good market for some businesses o.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Fact: UniUyo Pharmacy beat others in a competition last year.

The first Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Udo Udoma is from my L.G.A and is a distant relative.grin


FUTO tops the list of schools where cultism thrives while UniUyo has no verifiable cult sect.

You still haven't disputed my claims about our position above yours in JAMB ranking(s).grin
Oh really? You can't use Pharmacy to judge because FUTO is a technology school and OOU is the only state University that offer Pharmacy.

IMSU MBBS is ranked above UNIUYO own. Google it.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 12:36pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Me of all ppl shy lol u dont know me den smiley
You reply mentions with the speed of light...or is it just mine...

Make me know you
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:

Is that a non'Nigerian man? shocked
Lol. Nay! grin
First Gulder ultimate search winner. Black men are hawt. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
Eseohe23:

Oh that! I am very sorry...
Donno wat happened that day....it wasn't deliberate....so sorry
Okay. You've been forgiven. Go and sin no more. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 12:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


I remember how Petroleum Eng. Boys "look up" to Geology students whenever we had a Common course exam either in Sedimentology , or reservoir eng.
lmao. We all knw d geologists will always report to the petroleum engineers in d industry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Lol! What's making your blood hot? Looks like you got a closed mind on this.

I do man
Trust me i hate seeing ppl suffer, dont get me wrong not saying all are bad but im telling u majority would b getting rich of the poor.
If u see how they were exposed on bbc panarama u would cry for ur ppl

This woman n her daughter had hidden cameras her daughter is smart uni very good girl

So they were showing us how pastors use ppl
Ok

The lady goes into the pastors office after service and tell the pastor that her daughter doenst hear word, shes goes out raving all sorts and she a problem child..

Lol before woman finished speaking he looked at the daughter said shes a witch and she needs deliverance meanwhile hidden bbc news camerera a filming d whole thing
The woman gives him money in envelop for the prayers n he tells her to come back with her daughter for deliverance



Note: the girl is not a witch, they are actually God fearing family

Ok they come back see as pastor was praying the girl said she wasnt going to fall d guy started spinning her round n round till she was dizzy when she fell he said shes been delivered .. Lol dat nqqa got paid for doing jack shi

Dey exposed alot i will try see if i can find the link
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Not nairaland the day we guys like dat ... I go kill cow dat day ... grin

No i mean where i live .. Ppl obssesed with gym life here so its normall to see guys like dat ..
Hahaha! Great

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
[quote author=Fulaboy post=34693474][/quote]
thanks smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 12:39pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Hahahahahahaaa bullet men. grin
tongue bullet been helpin men since d 80's.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
chibwike:
You reply mentions with the speed of light...or is it just mine...

Make me know you

Its called fibre optic broadband lol
Nah i type really fast been typing since days of adam n eve no mind me joor
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


As a white woman, I can say he is doing the best that he can but as white woman I can say we don't need any more niggas and half-niggas running sh1t. angry
I thought you are a Nigerian living abroad?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


As a white woman, I can say he is doing the best that he can but as white woman I can say we don't need any more niggas and half-niggas running sh1t. angry

Well true, everyone entitled to their opinions

Lol r u white?? Thought ur a nicca like we grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mzdivacious(f): 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2015
Tomfrench:
mzdivacious how are you?..... hope you got my PM?
sorry it was on my old email.wen I saw the amount of mails I been getting I recently changed my email to my current one.kindly resend
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2015
See yall later
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2015
chibwike:
Disgusting.
Were you expected to drool for him? undecided
At siggy, trap queen? lipsrsealed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Okay. You've been forgiven. Go and sin no more. grin
Lol..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


I do man
Trust me i hate seeing ppl suffer, dont get me wrong not saying all are bad but im telling u majority would b getting rich of the poor.
If u see how they were exposed on bbc panarama u would cry for ur ppl

This woman n her daughter had hidden cameras her daughter is smart uni very good girl

So they were showing us how pastors use ppl
Ok

The lady goes into the pastors office after service and tell the pastor that her daughter doenst hear word, shes goes out raving all sorts and she a problem child..

Lol before woman finished speaking he looked at the daughter said shes a witch and she needs deliverance meanwhile hidden bbc news camerera a filming d whole thing
The woman gives him money in envelop for the prayers n he tells her to come back with her daughter for deliverance



Note: the girl is not a witch, they are actually God fearing family

Ok they come back see as pastor was praying the girl said she wasnt going to fall d guy started spinning her round n round till she was dizzy when she fell he said shes been delivered .. Lol dat nqqa got paid for doing jack shi

Dey exposed alot i will try see if i can find the link


Hahahahahahaha did that really happen?? Give a pastor money for him to pray for you? Only gullible persons fall for that. That spinning is also another thing that puts me off.

Reminds me of an experience a relative had with a so called prophet that demanded money in envelopes for prayers. Even if I should have mental problem, I still won't fall for that.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:


Keyword: no longer. undecided
you are too dull,so u didnt catch my drift... sad angry ...so you are coming to city next week grin...I guess you are living in one village in south dakota or Utah,coming to NYC is a dream true wink...See boys are not Smiling here, a remember a Guy sold $3 hot dog for $50.for one mumu tourist grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
See yall later





Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jun 12, 2015
Mzdivacious:
sorry it was on my old email.wen I saw the amount of mails I been getting I recently changed my email to my current one.kindly resend
are u now a bloguer?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:48pm On Jun 12, 2015

This is one of the links to new words that I created and can lay claim to i.e I can copyright them:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=KayceeMark

The names used therein are mine and those of my close friends.

A panel of lexicographers analysed it before publishing it.

I'm working towards getting both into the next edition of the Oxford Advanced Learners' dictionary.smiley


Cc:
Victoriabee
Laykorn
Ipledge2
Kingtom
Sveen
AgapeCharis

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 12:48pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
You're a geologist??

Yea....With coarse to medium grain sand with subordinate silt and clay lenses.

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