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| My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
[b]You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the aisle, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front counter to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right in front of me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "hi". Then I went on to get a canned coke. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said "hi" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring but you look just like my youngest son. We just buried him two weeks ago. I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her son is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my son never said goodbye to me before passing on". She asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye baby boy". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was N18,750. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a N70 bottled water, N50 gala and N100 canned coke equals N18,750? She said "your mum said you are paying for hers too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."excuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running for her car as she saw me coming. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist sef.  See as you just dey serious dey readthe tory. [/b]20 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Lols If I catch you ehn... Ever heard of plagiarism? I hereby move this thread to the joke section. *slams gavel* 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahaha..... Choi!!! See as I jst relax dey read..... 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by elantraceey(f): 6:50pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hahahaha You nor well at all 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by ronald4lif(m): 6:51pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Why didn't the shop guards beat you up mercilessly.  |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by joystickextendr: 6:52pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
hahahaha u gt me on these |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by smvinreal(f): 6:53pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Its not your fault i sware |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:Hahahaha plagia wetin?? Is that someone's name?? I got it on my fb feeds. That one still be  Eseohe23: elantraceey: ronald4lif:Your problem seems bigger than I thought. Go find who do you this one o. |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by remsonik(f): 7:06pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Thank God say no be flash mob decide your case |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Specialist900(m): 7:14pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Till today you still dey run from responsibilities abi 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Enegod(m): 7:18pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
 old joke 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
remsonik:E for bad o  Specialist900:Which responsibility?? Enegod:Really?? |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by MRBrownJ: 7:25pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
bwaaaaah! |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Specialist900(m): 7:26pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
AgapeCharis:family responsibility son |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:29pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hahahahahahaha No try this kain thing again oo |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Specialist900:You know I'll always take good care of you boy?  Sleekyshuga: See as the woman be wan play me. |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Jayjay0(m): 7:33pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Nice one @op..At last someone finally posted something meaningful 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by dharay99: 7:33pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
in summary.? anyone....?  |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Op lol is this d exciting topic I suppose flog u |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by xynerise: 7:36pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Thank God I didn't read it |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Feranchek(m): 7:37pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Op, I just start to dey beat small pikin o0o0!!! Whish kain play be this na? 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Stale, next please |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by komzyb(f): 7:42pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Since morning i'm frowning,now u've made me laugh...mummy won't give me that money again...stop dat o..... 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by 0955eb027(m): 7:57pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Has any1 eva told u dat U re a murdafvcker. "In an amusing way tho".. U ve gat jokes man... Rily got me dere 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I can bet that this joke ain't gonna make misssclassy laugh nor even smile. nice one charlie, that was fvcking hilarious . |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Funny joke I really laughed after reading this Nice one op. 1 Like |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by BreezyRita(f): 8:10pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by naijaboiy: 8:25pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! ROTFL!!! Agapecharis you deserve a backhand slap with a sledgehammer for pulling this stunt on me. So fhuucking funny!!! 2 Likes |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by mysticgal(f): 8:42pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I was rolling on the floor laughing, making my friends think I've gone gaga.lord |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by popweezy(m): 8:47pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Owch..lolz.. |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:Not this. This thread was already up when I made that statement. mysticgal:Lol! Laughter, the best medicine.  naijaboiy:Hahaha Sofri laugh o make ya ribs no break. |
| Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by iamkingzlee(m): 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Lmfao got me!!! |
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