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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 7:45pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Lol undecided , ur whisper aint working mate
Oh but it is bruv cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 7:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
kinglekan:

Right here sire!! cheesy cheesy
Its been quite a while!....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:49pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


You’re not stupid; I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

I actually think you are "intelligent" though...in an ostrich-esque kind of way.grin

You still haven't replied those questions though so ,from hence, you are a deranged hermit.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 7:49pm On Jun 12, 2015
Phikom:

Its been quite a while!....

Kinglekan go don camp one mango tree for house!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

You are so ugly farmers hire you as a scarecrow.grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

I actually think you are "intelligent" though...in an ostrich-esque kind of way.grin

You still haven't replied those questions though so ,from hence, you are a deranged hermit.


You must be the math man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
KingTom:


Oh but it is bruv cool

Lol u think so
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:52pm On Jun 12, 2015
Phikom:

Its been quite a while!....


Yeah!! Been kinda busy lately. Didn't know my absence was noticed. smiley

Thanks for checkn up on moi. cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 7:52pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:

Kinglekan go don camp one mango tree for house!
Abalajo!...

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 7:53pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

You are so ugly farmers hire you as a scarecrow.grin

You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said


"Twins!"

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:55pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:

_Kinglekan go don camp one mango tree for house!
Hahaha!! Werey!! cheesy cheesy
Alberto2k don carry that jamaican weed give u bah? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:55pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said


"Twins!"

You are so ugly your image is used to exorcise demons.grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:56pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1 smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
Jarizod:
smiley

A computer engineer actually

Its like this I was admitted to study computer science and engineering at Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, In part 3 I we were to choose between science and engineering opinion, I went for the engineering option smiley

U getting my point?

yes ke

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 7:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
kinglekan:

Yeah!! Been kinda busy lately. Didn't know my absence was noticed. smiley
Thanks for checkn up on moi. cool
It was...wishing u d very best.... epitychía...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 7:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
kinglekan:



Hahaha!! Werey!! cheesy cheesy

Alberto2k don carry that jamaican weed give u bah? cheesy


I need that shii.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 8:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

You are so ugly your image is used to exorcise demons.grin

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards! #assFace

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 8:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Lol u think so
We're still here, aren't we? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 8:03pm On Jun 12, 2015
kinglekan:



Hahaha!! Werey!! cheesy cheesy

Alberto2k don carry that jamaican weed give u bah? cheesy

ObaLekan. . .i no dey sell Jamaican weed for june o. . na sambisa coconut leaves him smoke so grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards! #assFace

Hey! Wait a minute, your face looks familiar...


Yeah, I knew it. I've seen you on ANIMAL PLANET.grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 8:06pm On Jun 12, 2015
alberto2k:

ObaLekan. . .i no dey sell Jamaican weed for june o. . na sambisa coconut leaves him smoke so grin

EXPERT SMOKERS UNA WELL DONE!

If dem leave una, no green leaves will b left!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 8:09pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Hey! Wait a minute, your face looks familiar...


Yeah, I knew it. I've seen you on ANIMAL PLANET.grin

Can a kind hearted onlooker please contribute some moisture for this dry joke?

Please! Lemmie get this straight -YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-asssperm yer dad shot off?!?!

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Corky Joe!grin

We both know what we know but I am not a snitch- I kind of like the Mr. Cork but so I'll let the hoax continue.grin


...good man..i owe u a beaurifull Ghana woman...her name is mrs chima!! wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
Phikom:
It was...wishing u d very best.... epitychía...
Thanks Boss!! smiley
Salute!! cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


Can a kind hearted onlooker please contribute some moisture for this dry joke?

Please!

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

Even your mum can't tell who your father is. She conceived you during a sex ørgy with midgets.

She had to raise you like a Gypsy in travel caravans while you did child labour sucking dìcks for money from age three.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Lol nah she busy , she'll be back soon wink


...rokiatu work for Nigeria police? shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
alberto2k:

ObaLekan. . .i no dey sell Jamaican weed for june o. . na sambisa coconut leaves him smoke so grin


shocked

So Lurdhugo sef dey part of the boko haram sect?

Osanobuaaaa!!!! shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stephenqueen: 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
KingTom:

Oh but it is bruv cool
...ky joe
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrCork:



...good man..i owe u a beaurifull Ghana woman...her name is mrs chima!! wink

What?! We both know that woman is a crackhead. She'd fit Sweetørgasm better.grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 8:19pm On Jun 12, 2015
kinglekan:

Thanks Boss!! smiley
Salute!! cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 8:21pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Even your mum can't tell who your father is. She conceived you during a sex ørgy with midget.

She had to raise you like a Gypsy in travel caravans while you did child labour sucking dìcks for money from age three.

You are going down the 'mum' road?

Last time i saw your mum, She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ireneony(f): 8:23pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:



You must be the math man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
i de feel this punchline grin

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