ronald4lif:
Why didn't the shop guards beat you up mercilessly.

AgapeCharis is synonymous to plagiarism dis days.

kinglekan:



Agape Charis is synonymous to plagiarism dis days.

kinglekan:



AgapeCharis is synonymous to plagiarism dis days.

ronald4lif:


I didn't even know it was an old piece before now. Read it for the first time today from him. I'd wished it was real and it happened in a restaurant where they've finished eaten and he didn't have his bank card or enough cash on him to pay so the security could flog him. Since he didn't know his mama to have called someone else mom.

Heheheheh!!

AgapeCharis for chop beta beating con wash plate and scrub floor on top.

AgapeCharis:

AgapeCharis:
[b]You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the aisle, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front counter to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right in front of me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "hi". Then I went on to get a canned coke. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said "hi" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring but you look just like my youngest son. We just buried him two weeks ago. I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her son is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my son never said goodbye to me before passing on". She asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye baby boy". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was N18,750. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a N70 bottled water, N50 gala and N100 canned coke equals N18,750? She said "your mum said you are paying for hers too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."excuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running for her car as she saw me coming. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist sef. See as you just dey serious dey read
the tory. [/b]

Kbs468:
keep ur writing skills up. You are just another prof Wole Soyinka in the making