cococandy:

Who told you black women can't grow hair.

See as you're misyarning with the bible

coogar:


your chopping board in the kitchen has more harmful bacteria & yet you still dice your pomo & goat-meat on it.

püssies are self-cleansing.
don't ruin it for us liberals with your doomsday theory. go find a püssy to lick and your life would never be the same again.

germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.

Brandnew2:

I actually know a girl with that twitter handle.

You can imagine the wonders she can perform with her mouth.

Beremx:
dinachi shouldn't read this. Don't let him come after you o!

sukkot:
its true. we are the children of zion. negros, that is

cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye

coogar:


beware of noisemakers o!
from experience, it's those ones that look like choir girls that handle it the best. they blow pipes like its saxophone. 100% focus, 100% dedication, 100% passion.

cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye

germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.

Ishilove:

And smelly puzzays are a curse from the lord?

Obadiah puhleeze

Brandnew2:

Church girls singing worship songs after a mouth gig since 1600 AD.

coogar:




you misunderstand dinachi.
dinachi loves püssies - he just wants it squeaky clean & odourless. if a girl meets dinachi's requirement, he's licking it all through night till 6 in the morning.

Beremx:
lord knows how many puussies he has seen and confirm they stink. I think he has a problem with the nerve that controls his ability to smell.

The guy needs a corrective surgery.

sukkot:
you didnt see the bible verse i quoted ? trust me, there is nothing happening in this world that is not written in that bible. if you know where to look

coogar:


hehe!
the BJ trains their voice.

coogar:


his nostrils are super-sensitive.
NDLEA need his expertise - to sniff out drug mules hiding kilos of coke in their püssies.

Brandnew2:


Lawd I need me a church girl...
Any ideas on where to go hunting?

My options

Neighborhood Redeemed parishes.

Daystar leadership academy.

House on the rock...(Need a flashy. Car for that)

Christ embassy/Household of God. (Sure bet if I grow and Afro and perm it)

Celestial churches in some Ghetto.

Shymm3x:

Brev, you can't blame the guy - some pums stink so bad that they'll give you nightmares till the end of time.
I had one mad experience with some peng JA lighty in colly, and my fingers were messed up for a week, trust me. The putrid smell was there for a whole week.
Since then I always stylishly get my nose down to smell the under through whatever any chic is wearing, when I see she's most likely wet. Just to know before I get my fingers messed up again.

coogar:


beware of noisemakers o!
from experience, it's those ones that look like choir girls that handle it the best. they blow pipes like its saxophone. 100% focus, 100% dedication, 100% passion.



you misunderstand dinachi.
dinachi loves püssies - he just wants it squeaky clean & odourless. if a girl meets dinachi's requirement, he's licking it all through night till 6 in the morning.

germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.

coogar:


his nostrils are super-sensitive.
NDLEA need his expertise - to sniff out drug mules hiding kilos of coke in their püssies.

Beremx:
hahahaha!!

Ishilove:

Lol. Having one's puzzay licked that long will leave it permanently shrivelled

Ishilove:

Jesu! So women of other races don't have the same challenges? Where in that scripture did the Lord mention puzzay? The lord caused black women to have smelly netherparts...

*sigh*

Obadiah you're need deliverance. Seriously

coogar:


find a decent house fellowship in your area. after the 2nd or 3rd visit, the chics there would start warming up to you. don't act too holy - you are a new convert so you are still taking your babysteps as far as they are concerned.

if you play the game right, you would strike gold!

dinachi:
Y'all know the reason the hubby dosent wanna go down there but you dont want to say it. Rotten puccy! He dosent want to die of aggravated Asthma. Advice your friend or yourself to see a doctor and ensure she is clean down there. Some puccys stinks like putrefying corpse.He dosent want to die in there! Next she should as a matter of urgency give him a BJ to live for and i tell you he wouldnt need to be told to perform the needful on her. How she keep face take tell you she loves her puccy licked. I hope it is not what Iam thinking? Are you her Lesbian partner?

Brandnew2:

Great idea..
On a second thought! I really don't dig that house fellowship/worship thingy.

Besides, I don't do neighborhood cheeks.

I'd prefer a lil bit of distance so I don't get choked up. Can't imagine seeing a girl every other day.