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Can You Swear You Never Did Any Of These Things As A Child? / Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young / If You Never Did At Least 80% Of These,you Did Not Enjoy Your Childhood. (2) (3) (4)
If You Never Did This....... by SlimBrawnie(f): 2:01pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Heeeii, oya swear! ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter(leke leke gimme white fingers) - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!(geregere) - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... -If u didn't place ur biscuit on a hard surface and hit it to powdery form .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? Cc Lalasticlala 4 Likes |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Lol, guilty as charged! The acting of film in uncompleted building and driving tyre wit stick was staple for me. ![]() Also playing husband and wife wit d girl next door. ![]() Did u say d song is actually "o sing my soul and praise d lord"? DAMN!!! |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by tammyboy1(m): 7:20am On Jun 13, 2015 |
I can't seem to figure anyone i dint do 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by kilisi(m): 9:42am On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Re: If You Never Did This....... by SlimBrawnie(f): 1:08pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
magneto:Lol....yeah..... imagine the melody added when singing the song not knowing we were saying the wrong words |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by lawrencedash01(m): 1:36pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Hehehe,
Did all of em, I b master 4 rubber, dose dayz shaa 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 9:29am On Jun 15, 2015 |
SlimBrawnie: Lol, Its so funny now remembering how we used to sing "o singo singo" wit so much passion... ![]() |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
lawrencedash01: i bet i could best you anytime back then even now sef. i was the champion in my street back then in mushin lagos, i even won the inter-street competition... |
Re: If You Never Did This....... by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:47pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Good old days.......... ![]() i did EVERYTHING!!!......and was a fierce and undisputed champion in my area that time...i was sooooo famous!!! ![]() Now i wish those days can come back! ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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