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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DICKtator: 10:59pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Most of these gehs be talking about stinking diicck!!! Y'all are obviously succking the wrong diickks!!! Cu.m and succk my dicckk Let me make y'all believers!! A try would convince y'all Lets go 69 in this biattcchh!! Get douches!!! Suck Suck Suck Succk a dicckk!!! Drink cream!!!! Suck suck suck 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
DICKtator: Do you wash your dick? 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by CSTR2: 11:00pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
coogar:I knew someone would bring this up. Yes the chipping board probably has more bacteria , but it is more or less a question of which is more malignant. Some bacteria are more "lethal" than others. There is no way you can compare the kind of bacteria you find on the chopping board to the one you find on a living tissue. They are very different. And yes, the pusssy is self-cleansing-which means it cleans from the inside. But then, most of these bacteria that are cleaned from the inside are deposited right outside the pusssy. And then it now becomes a question of how well does the lady wash her pusssy. But then even the most meticulous washing does not remove most of the bacteria. Anyway, goodluck with your cunnilingus. *Btw, i am far from being "liberal". I just value my health too much and forego certain pleasures.* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Subom1(f): 11:06pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
kalindaminda:lol unfortunately it ain't just limited to Nairaland 4 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 11:07pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
As long as the guy showers/changes-his-boxers daily - there's no way his mandingo will stink. As for smegma, it seems you have been messing with too many uncircumcised dycks...change to the circumcised ones and you'll be better for it. And make sure you take ya hygiene seriously and keep ya pu.ssy clean! Shalom! 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by vicben27(m): 11:07pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Mekybliss:dy ar both obligated to go down der on each oda b it bj or suckin d vajayjay. A clean punanie actualy test great! Tried it in times b4! But i don repent nw nt goin down on any punanie! Saving all my salava 4 my wifie! To d guy neva go down on a vajay jay u jst finish poundin granteed it wil leav a bad test in ur mouth! Wer fat woman dy, come on go n giv him d bj b4 we take u to court |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by egelege: 11:07pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
She should just give it to him and await her own turn 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 11:08pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Shymm3x:yeah the job of a plumber is dangerous these days bruv. nuff tings a fi hide inside when you wan lay the pipe lmao. end time piping tinz bruv. which is why man haf to practice abstinence and marry and settle down. too much craziness out here man. am telling ya. even the people have gone loco. everybody done become lover of self and looking out for self. everybody out there to them is a potential maga or paycheck. end times bruv. i cyant be bothered with all the craziness no more. me done retire my playa card long time bruv. oh shyttttt barrington levy and chaka demus and pliers and buju and apache ? em is right up my alley. seen apache indian recently. the dude aint doing too well. i dont know what happened to him. looking different and rough. he is going through some serious hardship. i wish him the best |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by fexyrich(m): 11:19pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Haahahahahahahahahaah,heheheheheheheh,kikikikikikiiki dis guy don scatter my belle wwith laughter ooo!!chei I am laughing in swahili ..Guy u wicked ooo!! See as u dey analyse the whole matter.if I am a lady in this thread I will go and hug transformer after reading this analysis..But jokes apart this guy is really right..I wonder why some ladies wouldnt keep them selves clean down there yet would apply all the make up in d world while their privates stinks lyk hell..Gosh!! I feel lyk vomitting..quote author=dinachi post=34707124] My dear, many guys will tell you the same thing. Puccy hygiene of many babes suck. I still remember the sad story a friend told of how the fiancée's rotten puccy sent him running out of the house like a desperate man pursued by two blood thirsty battalions of diehard Boko haram members. The babe had visited and when the mood was favorable they proceeded to satiate their physical cravings. In the heat of passion, my guy tore off his clothes and extended a helping hand to his babe who was more deliberate in disrobing herself. By the time he yanked off her pants to have a view of the glorious paradise awaiting his touch and love, he was rudely confronted with the stark harsh realities of hell staring him in his bewildered face. The sweet aroma of his room swifty turned to a dark and atrosiously evil smell that quickly changed the mood from romantic to a matter of life and death. The odoriferous rotten puccy gave out an evil blast of terrible odour that confounded my guy and sent him running out of the house in utter confusion. Needless to say the relationship took a nosedive from then onwards.[/quote] |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
joystickextendr: Better late than never |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by blackpanther25(m): 11:20pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I eat pu$$sssy on the regular. Its part of my fore...play routine, lol. Never found a chick I wouldn't do it to but, a couple of my boys have some horror stories about it being so bad they were gagging. Some chicks aren't as into it though. Some chicks seem to want to get right to the sex. I know guys that say they just won't do it. Kinda like if you do you'd be less of a man type of attitude. Usually the thug tough guy type are like that. Sh1t, I've been in a few situations where I'm telling a sex story and some dude will try and make fun of me for doing it. Idk guess they got some security issues. 2 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Shymm3x: Are you a dick expert? How do you know? 3 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Listen, gentleman: HERE'S HOW TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LOVE TO GIVE MOUTH ACTION: ********* Penis Hygiene First up - does you cock smell or are your pubes sweaty? Top Mouth Action advice for men is that no woman is going to go down on you if they can smell stale urine or a cheesy cock (smegma - the natural white excretion on the glans of the penis). If your pubic hair is unclean it will be a right turn off. Men, read theses free MouthAction tips and give your manhood and surrounding areas a good wash before love making or after having a pee and your chance of a Mouth Action increase. Use soap, unscented will be less irritating, especially under the foreskin for uncircumcised men. Wet wipes, like those for cleaning a baby, are ideal for giving your dick a good clean right before sex. Try and use unscented wet wipes to prevent leaving a bad stale alcohol type smell or taste. Whilst there give your pubic hairs a quick trim - no woman likes a mouthful of pubes or getting them caught between her teeth. Make Her Feel Special Take some Mouth Action advice and make your lover feel good about herself and your odds of a Mouth Action will double! Whisper sweet nothings, tell her how beautiful she is and how much you love her - yes the L word! Women love to hear it! Give a caressing massage with a sexy or relaxing aromatherapy oil to get her relaxed. These can be bought ready made from chemists or stores like Boots. Look out for those containing geranium, vanilla or lavender which are great mood lifters, relaxing oils and aphrodisiacs. More free MouthAction tips - try some gentle clitoris stimulation with your fingers or your tongue and she may be more prepared to get you sexy in return. Get the idea fellas? Make your girlfriend or wife relaxed and turned on and you will reap the rewards. Create A Sexy Mood Add some anticipation to your love life with fun Mouth Action Vouchers which can be purchased from most online sex shops. Dim the lights. Some women are self conscious about sucking dick - they may have grown up thinking it a sinful dirty unclean thing, rather than a loving sensual act. MouthAction tips -Use low wattage light bulbs in a small lamp or better still use scented candles scattered around the room. Or even turn the lights off. Men love seeing their cock sucked but some women prefer to do it in the dark or a dimly lit room. Go Gently If your sexual partner has had a traumatic experience of MouthAction in the past then talk openly about this and try and understand how she feels. Sadly one of the most common types of sexual abuse is being forced to perform MouthAction. If this has happened to your lover in her childhood or even by a former boyfriend she will understandably be reluctant to perform MouthAction. Perhaps your partner has never given head before and is reluctant to perform this intimate sex act from fear of the unknown and may not think your dick size will fit in her mouth, will hurt or make her sick or gag. Ask her to read this MouthAction tips page, or read it together. Talk To Each Other If you really can't live without getting head then tell her. Talking openly about issues is another top Mouth Action advice and is a great way to overcome relationship problems and a compromise may be reached. Perhaps she will start by giving your cock an occasional kiss or lick during pre-intimacy and one day may suck your cock during love making. It need not be all the way to ejaculation. You could agree, and keep your promise, not to come in her mouth or to thrust into her mouth. Some women prefer their men to remain motionless during MouthAction to prevent discomfort in the mouth from deep Drinking. Taste Of Semen The taste of semen may not be enjoyed by some women. Semen can change taste depending on the foods men have eaten. Lager, curries, etc will make it taste bitter whilst fruit such as melon and strawberries will make semen taste sweet. Some women love the taste of spunk and love swallowing, others prefer to spit out the come onto a tissue. Others may have read these MouthAction tips page and may prefer to stop just before the man ejaculates and make him come by hand or quickly sit on him so that he penetrates her vagina as he comes. Whatever she prefers should be discussed beforehand to prevent any disappointment and so that the man can get into position quickly to prevent a disappointing ejaculation. One way some women deal with this is to let the man come over her body. This can turn on some men, especially if he can come over her tits and she rubs the come around. A bit of role play can go a long way to keep your partner happy. If you allow him to come over your face, a common male fantasy thanks to pornography films, do take care not to get any come in your eyes. It will sting and the force of ejaculation will hurt your eye. Women who do not like the force of ejaculation but love the taste of semen may stop sucking at the point of ejaculation and then give her partner a hand job until he comes over his own body. She may then kiss him over the come or provocatively lick it off him - which is a great way to get him aroused again! Most taste buds are at the front of the tongue so those who can deep throat and do not like the taste of come may prefer to perform this sex act as her partner climaxes. There is a product that claims to help change the taste of semen to make it sweeter. It comes in the form of a herbal supplement and is said to make semen taste like apple, rather than salty. Sweet Release Male supplement has been developed by Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals and involves taking two of their tablets a day for one week. Sweet Release is made from a blend of natural fruit ingredients. There is also a Sweet Release Female supplement. Alternatively another Mouth Action advice is to read the Aphrodisiac Food page of Chooseasextoy that lists foods that sweetens the taste of semen. MouthAction Lubricant Her mouth may get dry and her jaw may get sore. This problem can be overcome by the Mouth Action advice of putting spit onto the head of the penis or using a fruit flavoured lubricant. This fruity lube has the added advantages of tasting and smelling nice (and is often used by women if they worry about going down on a stinky cock) and stimulating her own mouth juices and saliva. 3 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Eddibloc(m): 11:29pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
To me, it's jst an act to explore..as far as they are genuinely married,they are bound to each other as a partner for life till death.I don't see a reason they shouldn't exercise their rightful moment to explore other sexual act. In marriage, u are at liberty to do wat u think would make ur partner happy and sexually satisfied most especially the ladies to avoid outside attraction. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by blackpanther25(m): 11:29pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
kalindaminda:Is this Onila or Kanwuli? I swear Nairaland has too many crazy b1tches 2 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
blackpanther25: Who are you? Was I even talking to you? |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by blackpanther25(m): 11:33pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
kalindaminda:Stop posting fking epistles and get on the floor and suck my Django |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
blackpanther25: No thanks. You can suck mine tho |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by blackpanther25(m): 11:41pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
kalindaminda:Lol no problem as long as it don't stank. ... |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Then that same mouth would be used to peck their kids or someone else. One of the reasons i will never use items like spoons outside. Imagine, the selfish pig wants to break his home because of bj....That means if he was the president of naija, he would sell the whole country just to have kim kardasian. Disgusting pig. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 11:45pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
sukkot: Hear mi now big bredrin: boom bye bye inna battyboi head/rudeboi nuh promote nuh nasty man! I know this little girl her name is maxine/her beauty is Like a bunch of rose/if I ever tell you about maxine/you would a say I don't know what I know......! Pimpin' ain't easy. Dem girlies ah nuh say plunging ah black hole with a plunger ah nuh easy job ,yano. Rasclart paigons! Boi, abstinence afi mek ah tank too full, mi bredrin. And rasta can't be having wet dreams lek dem prepubescent yutes, ya get me? So I gatts empty the tank regularly. There's a dearth of playas these days, and dem girlies just wanna have fun...and what's bad in giving it to them with no strings attached, till you meet the one you can wife up? I never knew Apache Indian lives in manny though. Darn! Sad! Life is a roller-coaster and no matter how high you get, that doesn't mean you can't fall down flat. That's why it's always good to chase wealth and not live in the moment with riches. I must have bumped into Bushkin from Heartless Crew from back in the day one time, and he looks washed up from the outside. And that's the guy that used to kill all the raves with crazy blings, garmz and crepz when man was young - with So Solid Crew. They had some crazy/classic bangers back then. How time flies, man. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DICKtator: 11:57pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Swagt101(m): 12:01am On Jun 13, 2015 |
blackpanther25:Django run for ur life.... Well u may lick d graveyard smelling pum if d spirits of ur forefathers are beckoning you.... Once again nigga run 4 ur life |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Rachaelfrancis(f): 12:04am On Jun 13, 2015 |
de man is a he goat..no be only mouth action m.if he wants it,he should first of all be a neat man,den be ready to give de woman too abi de woman pussy maggot? haba! if he paid bride price,so what? without de consent of de woman,he wouldn't have even gone close to paying that so abeg...make de man respect himself..I've dealt with his type before 2 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Rachaelfrancis(f): 12:08am On Jun 13, 2015 |
come o! why de threat sef? abi na only him sabi cheat. look,if a man thinks he can threaten u by saying he'd meet another woman,show him that there are finer,sweeter,more handsome,richer,more educated,sexier and more romantic guys dan him! abegi! He's not de only one who can cheat 2 Likes |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by LuckyLadolce(m): 12:10am On Jun 13, 2015 |
cococandy:Smh. This ur comment depicts ur kind of woman. I pitty ur husband/bf |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by hypazmedia: 12:23am On Jun 13, 2015 |
na dis kain thread dey reach 1 million pages |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by toprealman: 12:23am On Jun 13, 2015 |
KIDS STAY AWAY FROM MARRIAGE, IT'S NOT A PLAYGROUND. MTCHEW. |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 12:25am On Jun 13, 2015 |
koyyes: Hehe |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by ransomed: 12:29am On Jun 13, 2015 |
The threat is an indirect way of telling the woman he has been doing it. He is trying to play blame game and a fast one indeed, paradventure he is caught in the act. Some African men behave like "he-goat" i mean, senior EWU. 1 Like |
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by vicben27(m): 12:33am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Rachaelfrancis:u go ready to pack ur load go back to ur papa house b dat! |
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